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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 09:38 AM
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36. They must be afraid that gay music will convert their parishners
Edited on Tue Oct-09-07 09:38 AM by Az
You know how infectious gay music can be. Elton John has done more to convert righteous and good people to a life of sin than anyone else. And if Clay's music is gay.... well lets just say there will be a lot of toe tapping in the bathrooms after that event.
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  -Church demands assurance from Clay Aiken that he's heterosexual before allowing November concert bob_weaver  Oct-09-07 01:35 AM   #0 
  - LMAO  sakabatou   Oct-09-07 01:37 AM   #1 
  - I suppose Aiken could conduct a make out session on stage before he sings.  liberaldemocrat7   Oct-09-07 01:59 AM   #12 
     - Kissing isn't good enough...  Jeff In Milwaukee   Oct-09-07 08:19 AM   #26 
        - .  sakabatou   Oct-09-07 01:31 PM   #60 
  - Notice to all Clay Aiken fans  monktonman   Oct-09-07 01:38 AM   #2 
  - so if he tells them he is not gay they will believe him ?  JI7   Oct-09-07 01:40 AM   #3 
  - Of course they will!  EST   Oct-09-07 01:59 AM   #13 
  - Will there be a ritual? Something with torches, perhaps an altar?  Drum   Oct-09-07 01:41 AM   #4 
  - Will they send him to gay rehab?  monktonman   Oct-09-07 01:50 AM   #8 
  - This country is fucking nuts. nt  gateley   Oct-09-07 01:44 AM   #5 
  - You said it. nt  Bluebear   Oct-09-07 01:51 AM   #9 
  - Are they gonna furnish the test virgin? ...n/t ;)  Didereaux   Oct-09-07 01:48 AM   #6 
  - What is wrong with these people?  KingFlorez   Oct-09-07 01:48 AM   #7 
  - That would take FAR too long to answer. Try instead: What is right with these people?  TechBear_Seattle   Oct-09-07 06:57 AM   #24 
  - Hook him up to electrodes at the altar and show him gay porn to prove his sexuality!  Bluebear   Oct-09-07 01:55 AM   #10 
  - Hah!  EST   Oct-09-07 02:02 AM   #14 
  - Damn, this is funny.  riverdeep   Oct-09-07 01:57 AM   #11 
  - I wonder how the fans are going to "prove" he's gay and how they can "prove" they are fans.  bob_weaver   Oct-09-07 09:32 AM   #31 
  - They'll tattoo an "H" on his forehead...n/t  Virginia Dare   Oct-09-07 10:57 AM   #48 
     - The Lavender Letter  bob_weaver   Oct-09-07 11:07 AM   #50 
  - ..... ? ...  Whisp   Oct-09-07 10:14 AM   #41 
  - You first, pastor.  tuvor   Oct-09-07 02:03 AM   #15 
  - Hmmm...  Raejeanowl   Oct-09-07 02:13 AM   #16 
  - "I will climb up on the stage and masturbate to a giant picture of Veronika Zemanova."  impeachdubya   Oct-09-07 02:29 AM   #17 
  - ok -- i'll buy tickets for that.  xchrom   Oct-09-07 03:53 AM   #18 
     - Ironically, the widestancers in the audience  Rhythm and Blue   Oct-09-07 10:16 AM   #42 
  - You know what....  and-justice-for-all   Oct-09-07 04:36 AM   #19 
  - LOL  malaise   Oct-09-07 05:37 AM   #20 
  - He should refuse to perform there. eom  OmmmSweetOmmm   Oct-09-07 05:43 AM   #21 
  - yes, that would be a good response, and then they would question  alyce douglas   Oct-09-07 09:38 AM   #35 
     - We're only a few steps away then from new inquisitions. eom  OmmmSweetOmmm   Oct-09-07 10:49 AM   #45 
  - If I were Aiken, I would say that I would answer the  Maestro   Oct-09-07 05:46 AM   #22 
  - He should send them a sex tape. n/t  rucky   Oct-09-07 05:47 AM   #23 
  - Maybe they were thrown off by the title of his first album: "Measure of a Man"  bob_weaver   Oct-09-07 08:17 AM   #25 
  - Tee Hee  peekaloo   Oct-09-07 09:13 AM   #27 
  - Isn't this their chance to reform him  Annces   Oct-09-07 09:19 AM   #28 
  - That leaves plenty of time for the Haggard cure.  mr_hat   Oct-09-07 09:21 AM   #29 
  - Isn't lying ALSO a sin? :sarcasm:  Romulox   Oct-09-07 09:32 AM   #30 
  - Sure, when it's "somebody else" doing it, not a church member who has been "saved"  bob_weaver   Oct-09-07 09:33 AM   #32 
  - they definitely have their phobias of gay men and sex don't they ??  alyce douglas   Oct-09-07 09:35 AM   #33 
  - Perhaps a video of a sexual dalliance with Brittney Spears?  Iris   Oct-09-07 09:37 AM   #34 
  - I'm sure the good pastors would be willing to accept that as evidence..  Virginia Dare   Oct-09-07 10:53 AM   #47 
     - no doubt! n/t  Iris   Oct-09-07 11:38 AM   #51 
  - They must be afraid that gay music will convert their parishners  Az   Oct-09-07 09:38 AM   #36 
  - But everyone knows that's how you catch "the gay"...  youthere   Oct-09-07 09:43 AM   #37 
  - They chose to make an issue of it, drawing attention to themselves  Truth Hurts A Lot   Oct-09-07 09:48 AM   #38 
  - They put Clay in an awful position. Now he'll have to decline performing the concert.  Tatiana   Oct-09-07 09:50 AM   #39 
  - He should enter the stage  GTRMAN   Oct-09-07 10:08 AM   #40 
  - So is he going to bang a nun for proof? nt  auburngrad82   Oct-09-07 10:18 AM   #43 
  - I think they should  Gilligan   Oct-09-07 10:19 AM   #44 
  - Good idea, I hope they start doing that will all repub candidates that they endorse..  Virginia Dare   Oct-09-07 10:52 AM   #46 
  - If the  vpilot   Oct-09-07 11:04 AM   #49 
  - fucking insane. he should not agree to this even if he is straight.  lionesspriyanka   Oct-09-07 11:40 AM   #52 
  - Aikens should just decline to appear there--period, straight or gay  book_worm   Oct-09-07 11:42 AM   #53 
  - :)  GTRMAN   Oct-09-07 11:54 AM   #54 
  - What, is there a national Heterosexual Card that has been issued? How does one prove such a thing.  spanone   Oct-09-07 11:56 AM   #55 
  - Gee I wonder if this is the  KCdemocrat   Oct-09-07 12:00 PM   #56 
  - The church website is kind of "ookie & creepy"..  SoCalDem   Oct-09-07 12:09 PM   #57 
  - If I were Clay, I'd recommend onanism to that church.  gauguin57   Oct-09-07 12:41 PM   #58 
  - I'd advise him to make the preacher sign his waiver first  Horse with no Name   Oct-09-07 01:12 PM   #59 
  - "Here's a picture of me NOT sucking a dick."  Blue-Jay   Oct-09-07 01:32 PM   #61 
  - Do they think they can CATCH it if he is?? n/t  renie408   Oct-09-07 01:33 PM   #62 
  - All he has to do is step up to a mike and declare "I am not gay"  KamaAina   Oct-09-07 01:56 PM   #63 
 

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