Reply #15: Mine:

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Thou Shalt Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

2. Thine Neighbor's business is none of thine own business, insofar as thine neighbor doth not make thine neighbors business your business, or is otherwise interfering with anyone else's business.

3. Sex is good. People like it. Deal with it.

4. If you absolutely have to be so fucking ridiculous as to make a plant against the law, criminalize poison oak.

5. Cluster Bombs and land mines are far more offensive to mine eyes than a titty at half time.

6. Evolution is a fact, the Earth is 4.7 Billion years old, and your closest relatives are the chimpanzees. Deal with it. Imagine how the chimps feel.

7. It don't mean a thing if it aint got that swing. The universe is a dance.

8. There's no excuse for domestic violence. Come to think of it, there's no excuse for any other violence, either.

9. Take care of the planet. For the time being, it's the only place you've got.

10. Stop looking to invisible, imaginary men in the sky to tell you what to do and give you the answers. Figure it out yourself, schmuck! The future's here. You are it. You are on your own.