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Wed Jun-27-07 02:09 PM
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| 94. I just realized that the Republicans don't have a single FEMALE candidate. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-27-07 02:12 PM by file83
How old-fashioned is that?
I'd die for my family, but screw a Male Republican? I guess it's better than having to screw Anne Coulter.
At this point, I'd make it interesting and screw the person I find the most repulsive (since I don't swing that way anyway!).
Guess who that is.
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| -You're on a desert island. Your family will be killed unless you sleep with a Republican candidate. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:02 PM |
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Poor, poor family.....eom |
monmouth |
Jun-26-07 03:03 PM |
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I feel sad that my family is dead. n/t |
Hissyspit |
Jun-26-07 03:03 PM |
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LOLOLOL!!!! |
rec_report |
Jun-26-07 06:36 PM |
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Sorry family. |
MNDemNY |
Jun-26-07 03:04 PM |
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C'mon you cynical bastards! think about the puppies! You gotta save the puppies. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:11 PM |
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But...but... |
badgerpup |
Jun-27-07 01:52 AM |
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Ewwww!!!! Buh-bye family! |
rhiannon55 |
Jun-26-07 03:04 PM |
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See we have family values here. No illicit sex with repukes. |
Sapere aude |
Jun-26-07 03:06 PM |
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That is so fucked up. - n/t |
porphyrian |
Jun-26-07 03:07 PM |
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lounge. n/t |
redqueen |
Jun-26-07 03:07 PM |
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Reccomended. |
name not needed |
Jun-26-07 03:07 PM |
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Well I sure as heck don't recommend sleeping with Republicans. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:16 PM |
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If I have to fuck a repube, I want bush's ass!!! |
dkofos |
Jun-26-07 03:08 PM |
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Nope, nope, not allowed. You have to do one of the 2008 guys. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:17 PM |
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Sorry, I wouldn't jerk off on any of their faces. |
dkofos |
Jun-26-07 03:28 PM |
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Can I play black widow afterwards? |
haele |
Jun-26-07 03:08 PM |
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Sorry, this is to see who you'd swive, not who you'd swive to kill |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:20 PM |
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Ick NO! |
badgerpup |
Jun-27-07 01:56 AM |
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Well, it might just kill poor John McCain so I'd choose him. |
CTyankee |
Jun-26-07 03:09 PM |
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Only bad hypothetical karma |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:21 PM |
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that's true! |
CTyankee |
Jun-26-07 03:32 PM |
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Limbaugh has plenty to spare, I think he used, or lost, one out |
rasputin1952 |
Jun-26-07 03:33 PM |
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Damn....there goes the end of this genetic line... |
rasputin1952 |
Jun-26-07 03:10 PM |
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That's the end of those puppies too. |
name not needed |
Jun-26-07 03:11 PM |
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R.I.P. dear family. |
TahitiNut |
Jun-26-07 03:10 PM |
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You're cold. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:22 PM |
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Sorry, cousins, you're all on your own. I suggest you arm yourselves |
Warpy |
Jun-26-07 03:11 PM |
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Okay, fine, you can have one champagne, just to loosen up. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:23 PM |
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That would give me a migraine and that in turn |
Warpy |
Jun-26-07 03:25 PM |
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Uh,,,,,will there be dinner and numerous drinks first???? |
monmouth |
Jun-26-07 03:12 PM |
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No, you must be alert and do full mouth kissing. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:15 PM |
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Oh shoot! |
FloridaJudy |
Jun-26-07 04:01 PM |
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Damn, you're cruel |
Canuckistanian |
Jun-26-07 05:58 PM |
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All of them, at once. |
flvegan |
Jun-26-07 03:12 PM |
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That ain't right. |
name not needed |
Jun-26-07 03:14 PM |
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That's mighty "big" of you flvegan.... |
Virginia Dare |
Jun-27-07 02:38 PM |
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You're a true patriot, flvegan. If you need relief, I could do Romney if it was |
blondeatlast |
Jun-27-07 03:04 PM |
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Pucker up, Mitt. |
mondo joe |
Jun-26-07 03:15 PM |
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I salute you Joe. America salutes you. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:24 PM |
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I figure Mitt would be the most repressed, and also the least likely to have a heart |
mondo joe |
Jun-26-07 05:32 PM |
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Since when does a Republican need consent to fuck somebody? |
Jack Rabbit |
Jun-26-07 03:19 PM |
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Oh, they need consent |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:34 PM |
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That's not consent |
Jack Rabbit |
Jun-26-07 03:57 PM |
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I just want to say that this is the best thread EVER. |
primate1 |
Jun-26-07 03:19 PM |
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I'll assume that means you're game for a two hour trip to Tancredoville |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:27 PM |
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Mmm...body shots with Duncan Hunter... |
Virginia Dare |
Jun-27-07 02:35 PM |
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I'll miss my family... |
karlrschneider |
Jun-26-07 03:19 PM |
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The puppies became Cruella's coat |
Vincardog |
Jun-26-07 03:20 PM |
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Thank you all for a super healthy dose |
roody |
Jun-26-07 03:20 PM |
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McCain. Just because that would be some cr-azy shit right there |
DS1 |
Jun-26-07 03:22 PM |
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Whoa. Hadn't thought of that. I may just change my vote |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:29 PM |
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I'd say yes, act real nice, they find a weapon to kill him before |
napi21 |
Jun-26-07 03:22 PM |
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Tut, tut... you're not thinking about the puppies, missy. |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:30 PM |
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In that case, I'll fuck'em all. |
MNDemNY |
Jun-26-07 03:23 PM |
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Ah, at least there's one true romantic in this thread |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:33 PM |
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No kissing, no talking, and I'll be needing a Silkwood Shower |
Totally Committed |
Jun-26-07 03:31 PM |
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Arrrgghhhh! !! - you know how to give a poor girl nightmares, all right! |
LeftishBrit |
Jun-26-07 03:31 PM |
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Since I'm a man and the 'missionary position' is kinda out.... |
sutz12 |
Jun-26-07 03:31 PM |
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So, does this reveal who has the most GOP sex appeal? I would take that seriesly! |
Bluebear |
Jun-26-07 03:34 PM |
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HA! The only one to get multiple partners is Romney! How ironic! |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:39 PM |
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How convenient. His religion allows it. |
TexasThoughtCriminal |
Jun-26-07 05:26 PM |
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Since I'm a guy, I have two choices |
NewJeffCT |
Jun-26-07 03:40 PM |
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I can have a box of condoms and two paper bags, right? |
StatGirl |
Jun-26-07 03:40 PM |
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The reason I excluded Ron Paul is... |
Bucky |
Jun-26-07 03:45 PM |
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Yeah well, I'm the heir so... |
Solly Mack |
Jun-26-07 03:42 PM |
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That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said....... |
Lastlaughin08 |
Jun-26-07 03:47 PM |
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Bye, mom and dad ... |
Lisa |
Jun-26-07 04:02 PM |
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"It can't be quick sex"???? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! |
tbyg52 |
Jun-26-07 04:37 PM |
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It's a shame about the family. Sorry, folks. nt |
Vinca |
Jun-26-07 04:38 PM |
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guess they will all die cause I am NOT ever doing any of them |
greenbriar |
Jun-26-07 04:46 PM |
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I'll take any excuse to sleep with Mitt Romney! |
mainer |
Jun-26-07 04:49 PM |
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McCain... |
mcctatas |
Jun-26-07 04:53 PM |
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Rape is rape. The identity of the rapist is irrelevant. n/t |
LWolf |
Jun-26-07 05:12 PM |
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I would have to let my family die. |
trashcanistanista |
Jun-26-07 05:31 PM |
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I had to shake Tommy Thompson's hand once, and that's as intimate as I ever |
mondo joe |
Jun-26-07 05:34 PM |
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You already have COOTIES now. |
Hissyspit |
Jun-27-07 12:56 AM |
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I don't care which one I'd have to sleep with |
hyphenate |
Jun-26-07 05:38 PM |
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Looks like I won't have to share the Bryer's Ice Cream anymore... |
SaveAmerica |
Jun-26-07 05:40 PM |
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It can't be quick? |
NoGOPZone |
Jun-26-07 05:49 PM |
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Good thing my family's insurance is paid up. |
MrSlayer |
Jun-26-07 06:15 PM |
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This is the funniest thread ever. As for me, I love my |
LibDemAlways |
Jun-26-07 06:26 PM |
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Everytime you start a poll and m**stur**** God kills a kitten. |
Malikshah |
Jun-26-07 06:29 PM |
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I love my family...so - it'd have to be Romney |
Laurab |
Jun-26-07 06:29 PM |
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OMG, someone picked Rudy Giuliani. |
rec_report |
Jun-26-07 06:38 PM |
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His wife says he's HOTT and full of testosterone. Somebody here heard that, obviously. |
wienerdoggie |
Jun-26-07 11:11 PM |
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Who cares. I'm on a DESERT ISLAND! |
tomreedtoon |
Jun-26-07 11:03 PM |
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Had to go with Romney. He might be an android, but he's the best of a fugly lot. |
wienerdoggie |
Jun-26-07 11:07 PM |
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Lounge Lizard! ...I'll miss my family and those puppies...awww... |
Hekate |
Jun-26-07 11:15 PM |
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This is so twisted but I'll play along |
DesertRat |
Jun-26-07 11:16 PM |
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I choose Mike Gravel! |
Stephanie |
Jun-26-07 11:16 PM |
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You sick bastid! |
cat_girl25 |
Jun-26-07 11:25 PM |
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Can I gouge my eyes out with a rusty can opener first? |
QC |
Jun-27-07 12:58 AM |
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My deepest sympathies to my family |
fortyfeetunder |
Jun-27-07 01:00 AM |
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Only Romney is not revolting, and even he would have to be disinfected first. |
Matsubara |
Jun-27-07 01:01 AM |
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I'd jump into the ocean and become an aqualung. |
Swamp Rat |
Jun-27-07 01:08 AM |
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Well, since I often find myself saying, "Fuck Fred Thompson"... |
mitchum |
Jun-27-07 02:18 AM |
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I just realized that the Republicans don't have a single FEMALE candidate. |
file83 |
Jun-27-07 02:09 PM |
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That's not exactly stunning news |
Bucky |
Jun-27-07 03:00 PM |
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Who's the sick puppy that thinks Tommy Thompson is humpable??? |
Rosemary2205 |
Jun-27-07 02:12 PM |
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2 votes for Tancredo!! |
Virginia Dare |
Jun-27-07 02:36 PM |
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Apparently you are unfamiliar with the phenomenon called the sympathy fuck |
Bucky |
Jun-27-07 02:54 PM |
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Rudy, but he has to put the dress on |
Betty88 |
Jun-27-07 02:25 PM |
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Okay, which one of y'all has the hots for Tommy T?? |
Virginia Dare |
Jun-27-07 02:30 PM |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You left me with no choice |
malaise |
Jun-27-07 02:31 PM |
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I'm afraid my family would be shit out of luck! |
Hubert Flottz |
Jun-27-07 02:36 PM |
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Do it for the puppies, please????....n/t |
Virginia Dare |
Jun-27-07 02:40 PM |
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I voted for McCain |
wicket |
Jun-27-07 03:01 PM |
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Oh, I just had to give a pity vote to Brownback. |
ncrainbowgrrl |
Jun-27-07 03:11 PM |
#108 |
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