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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 03:19 PM
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24. Since when does a Republican need consent to fuck somebody?
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  -You're on a desert island. Your family will be killed unless you sleep with a Republican candidate. Bucky  Jun-26-07 03:02 PM   #0 
  - Poor, poor family.....eom  monmouth   Jun-26-07 03:03 PM   #1 
  - I feel sad that my family is dead. n/t  Hissyspit   Jun-26-07 03:03 PM   #2 
  - LOLOLOL!!!!  rec_report   Jun-26-07 06:36 PM   #77 
  - Sorry family.  MNDemNY   Jun-26-07 03:04 PM   #3 
  - C'mon you cynical bastards! think about the puppies! You gotta save the puppies.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:11 PM   #14 
     - But...but...  badgerpup   Jun-27-07 01:52 AM   #91 
  - Ewwww!!!! Buh-bye family!  rhiannon55   Jun-26-07 03:04 PM   #4 
  - See we have family values here. No illicit sex with repukes.  Sapere aude   Jun-26-07 03:06 PM   #5 
  - That is so fucked up. - n/t  porphyrian   Jun-26-07 03:07 PM   #6 
  - lounge. n/t  redqueen   Jun-26-07 03:07 PM   #7 
  - Reccomended.  name not needed   Jun-26-07 03:07 PM   #8 
  - Well I sure as heck don't recommend sleeping with Republicans.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:16 PM   #22 
  - If I have to fuck a repube, I want bush's ass!!!  dkofos   Jun-26-07 03:08 PM   #9 
  - Nope, nope, not allowed. You have to do one of the 2008 guys.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:17 PM   #23 
     - Sorry, I wouldn't jerk off on any of their faces.  dkofos   Jun-26-07 03:28 PM   #39 
  - Can I play black widow afterwards?  haele   Jun-26-07 03:08 PM   #10 
  - Sorry, this is to see who you'd swive, not who you'd swive to kill  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:20 PM   #27 
  - Ick NO!  badgerpup   Jun-27-07 01:56 AM   #92 
  - Well, it might just kill poor John McCain so I'd choose him.  CTyankee   Jun-26-07 03:09 PM   #11 
  - Only bad hypothetical karma  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:21 PM   #30 
  - that's true!  CTyankee   Jun-26-07 03:32 PM   #45 
  - Limbaugh has plenty to spare, I think he used, or lost, one out  rasputin1952   Jun-26-07 03:33 PM   #46 
  - Damn....there goes the end of this genetic line...  rasputin1952   Jun-26-07 03:10 PM   #12 
  - That's the end of those puppies too.  name not needed   Jun-26-07 03:11 PM   #15 
  - R.I.P. dear family.  TahitiNut   Jun-26-07 03:10 PM   #13 
  - You're cold.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:22 PM   #31 
  - Sorry, cousins, you're all on your own. I suggest you arm yourselves  Warpy   Jun-26-07 03:11 PM   #16 
  - Okay, fine, you can have one champagne, just to loosen up.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:23 PM   #35 
     - That would give me a migraine and that in turn  Warpy   Jun-26-07 03:25 PM   #37 
  - Uh,,,,,will there be dinner and numerous drinks first????  monmouth   Jun-26-07 03:12 PM   #17 
  - No, you must be alert and do full mouth kissing.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:15 PM   #21 
     - Oh shoot!  FloridaJudy   Jun-26-07 04:01 PM   #57 
     - Damn, you're cruel  Canuckistanian   Jun-26-07 05:58 PM   #72 
  - All of them, at once.  flvegan   Jun-26-07 03:12 PM   #18 
  - That ain't right.  name not needed   Jun-26-07 03:14 PM   #19 
  - That's mighty "big" of you flvegan....  Virginia Dare   Jun-27-07 02:38 PM   #102 
  - You're a true patriot, flvegan. If you need relief, I could do Romney if it was  blondeatlast   Jun-27-07 03:04 PM   #107 
  - Pucker up, Mitt.  mondo joe   Jun-26-07 03:15 PM   #20 
  - I salute you Joe. America salutes you.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:24 PM   #36 
     - I figure Mitt would be the most repressed, and also the least likely to have a heart  mondo joe   Jun-26-07 05:32 PM   #67 
  - Since when does a Republican need consent to fuck somebody?  Jack Rabbit   Jun-26-07 03:19 PM   #24 
  - Oh, they need consent  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:34 PM   #49 
     - That's not consent  Jack Rabbit   Jun-26-07 03:57 PM   #56 
  - I just want to say that this is the best thread EVER.  primate1   Jun-26-07 03:19 PM   #25 
  - I'll assume that means you're game for a two hour trip to Tancredoville  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:27 PM   #38 
     - Mmm...body shots with Duncan Hunter...  Virginia Dare   Jun-27-07 02:35 PM   #99 
  - I'll miss my family...  karlrschneider   Jun-26-07 03:19 PM   #26 
  - The puppies became Cruella's coat  Vincardog   Jun-26-07 03:20 PM   #28 
  - Thank you all for a super healthy dose  roody   Jun-26-07 03:20 PM   #29 
  - McCain. Just because that would be some cr-azy shit right there  DS1   Jun-26-07 03:22 PM   #32 
  - Whoa. Hadn't thought of that. I may just change my vote  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:29 PM   #40 
  - I'd say yes, act real nice, they find a weapon to kill him before  napi21   Jun-26-07 03:22 PM   #33 
  - Tut, tut... you're not thinking about the puppies, missy.  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:30 PM   #41 
  - In that case, I'll fuck'em all.  MNDemNY   Jun-26-07 03:23 PM   #34 
  - Ah, at least there's one true romantic in this thread  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:33 PM   #47 
  - No kissing, no talking, and I'll be needing a Silkwood Shower  Totally Committed   Jun-26-07 03:31 PM   #42 
  - Arrrgghhhh! !! - you know how to give a poor girl nightmares, all right!  LeftishBrit   Jun-26-07 03:31 PM   #43 
  - Since I'm a man and the 'missionary position' is kinda out....  sutz12   Jun-26-07 03:31 PM   #44 
  - So, does this reveal who has the most GOP sex appeal? I would take that seriesly!  Bluebear   Jun-26-07 03:34 PM   #48 
  - HA! The only one to get multiple partners is Romney! How ironic!  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:39 PM   #50 
  - How convenient. His religion allows it.  TexasThoughtCriminal   Jun-26-07 05:26 PM   #65 
  - Since I'm a guy, I have two choices  NewJeffCT   Jun-26-07 03:40 PM   #51 
  - I can have a box of condoms and two paper bags, right?  StatGirl   Jun-26-07 03:40 PM   #52 
  - The reason I excluded Ron Paul is...  Bucky   Jun-26-07 03:45 PM   #54 
  - Yeah well, I'm the heir so...  Solly Mack   Jun-26-07 03:42 PM   #53 
  - That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said.......  Lastlaughin08   Jun-26-07 03:47 PM   #55 
  - Bye, mom and dad ...  Lisa   Jun-26-07 04:02 PM   #58 
  - "It can't be quick sex"???? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!  tbyg52   Jun-26-07 04:37 PM   #59 
  - It's a shame about the family. Sorry, folks. nt  Vinca   Jun-26-07 04:38 PM   #60 
  - guess they will all die cause I am NOT ever doing any of them  greenbriar   Jun-26-07 04:46 PM   #61 
  - I'll take any excuse to sleep with Mitt Romney!  mainer   Jun-26-07 04:49 PM   #62 
  - McCain...  mcctatas   Jun-26-07 04:53 PM   #63 
  - Rape is rape. The identity of the rapist is irrelevant. n/t  LWolf   Jun-26-07 05:12 PM   #64 
  - I would have to let my family die.  trashcanistanista   Jun-26-07 05:31 PM   #66 
  - I had to shake Tommy Thompson's hand once, and that's as intimate as I ever  mondo joe   Jun-26-07 05:34 PM   #68 
  - You already have COOTIES now.  Hissyspit   Jun-27-07 12:56 AM   #86 
  - I don't care which one I'd have to sleep with  hyphenate   Jun-26-07 05:38 PM   #69 
  - Looks like I won't have to share the Bryer's Ice Cream anymore...  SaveAmerica   Jun-26-07 05:40 PM   #70 
  - It can't be quick?  NoGOPZone   Jun-26-07 05:49 PM   #71 
  - Good thing my family's insurance is paid up.  MrSlayer   Jun-26-07 06:15 PM   #73 
  - This is the funniest thread ever. As for me, I love my  LibDemAlways   Jun-26-07 06:26 PM   #74 
  - Everytime you start a poll and m**stur**** God kills a kitten.  Malikshah   Jun-26-07 06:29 PM   #75 
  - I love my family...so - it'd have to be Romney  Laurab   Jun-26-07 06:29 PM   #76 
  - OMG, someone picked Rudy Giuliani.  rec_report   Jun-26-07 06:38 PM   #78 
  - His wife says he's HOTT and full of testosterone. Somebody here heard that, obviously.  wienerdoggie   Jun-26-07 11:11 PM   #81 
  - Who cares. I'm on a DESERT ISLAND!  tomreedtoon   Jun-26-07 11:03 PM   #79 
  - Had to go with Romney. He might be an android, but he's the best of a fugly lot.  wienerdoggie   Jun-26-07 11:07 PM   #80 
  - Lounge Lizard! ...I'll miss my family and those puppies...awww...  Hekate   Jun-26-07 11:15 PM   #82 
  - This is so twisted but I'll play along  DesertRat   Jun-26-07 11:16 PM   #83 
  - I choose Mike Gravel!  Stephanie   Jun-26-07 11:16 PM   #84 
  - You sick bastid!  cat_girl25   Jun-26-07 11:25 PM   #85 
  - Can I gouge my eyes out with a rusty can opener first?  QC   Jun-27-07 12:58 AM   #87 
  - My deepest sympathies to my family  fortyfeetunder   Jun-27-07 01:00 AM   #88 
  - Only Romney is not revolting, and even he would have to be disinfected first.  Matsubara   Jun-27-07 01:01 AM   #89 
  - I'd jump into the ocean and become an aqualung.  Swamp Rat   Jun-27-07 01:08 AM   #90 
  - Well, since I often find myself saying, "Fuck Fred Thompson"...  mitchum   Jun-27-07 02:18 AM   #93 
  - I just realized that the Republicans don't have a single FEMALE candidate.  file83   Jun-27-07 02:09 PM   #94 
  - That's not exactly stunning news  Bucky   Jun-27-07 03:00 PM   #105 
  - Who's the sick puppy that thinks Tommy Thompson is humpable???  Rosemary2205   Jun-27-07 02:12 PM   #95 
  - 2 votes for Tancredo!!  Virginia Dare   Jun-27-07 02:36 PM   #101 
     - Apparently you are unfamiliar with the phenomenon called the sympathy fuck  Bucky   Jun-27-07 02:54 PM   #104 
  - Rudy, but he has to put the dress on  Betty88   Jun-27-07 02:25 PM   #96 
  - Okay, which one of y'all has the hots for Tommy T??  Virginia Dare   Jun-27-07 02:30 PM   #97 
  - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You left me with no choice  malaise   Jun-27-07 02:31 PM   #98 
  - I'm afraid my family would be shit out of luck!  Hubert Flottz   Jun-27-07 02:36 PM   #100 
  - Do it for the puppies, please????....n/t  Virginia Dare   Jun-27-07 02:40 PM   #103 
  - I voted for McCain  wicket   Jun-27-07 03:01 PM   #106 
  - Oh, I just had to give a pity vote to Brownback.  ncrainbowgrrl   Jun-27-07 03:11 PM   #108 
 

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