Reply #104: Oh, how I hate to see an old fool cry

[Laurab]

and I'm almost crying after all the nice? things you said about me - How DID I end up with 3 cats when I only have 1? Oh, that's right, I'm babysitting my brother's. Those cats from Poland were truly deranged - and DRUNKS too - I had to send them back to whoever the idiot was who sent them to me.

Wetzelbill will win because he has to - there's just no other candidate who brings so much to the table, and by that, I mean of course, Kurovski, who will be doing all the work (when he's sober and there's nothing good on television). I don't even know Wetzelbill, I just know if Kurovski vouches for him, that's enough for me.

Kurovski, I know you have many, many more fans, but they are probably just too shy to admit it. They probably don't have an IheartKurovski bumper sticker on their car, but that doesn't mean they're any less a fan.

I will just ignore intern porn references, because we leave that to the other party to get caught at, although I know it was just a metaphor, and that means so much to me. Oh I can't take it anymore - Kurovski is crying...and now I am, too -
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I am just so very touched...when do I get to meet Stewart and Colbert?
oh...

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