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Sat Jun-09-07 10:15 PM
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| 90. JeffR, once again, you rock for compiling these... |
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..and DUers in general rock for being so clever and hilarious!   Congrats to all of this week's winners!  |
| -***DUzy Awards for week ending June 8, 2007*** |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 05:32 PM |
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K&R |
LSK |
Jun-08-07 05:37 PM |
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Thanks, Jeff. What a great way to wrap up a week. |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-08-07 05:39 PM |
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Damn, we're a witty lot! Thanks again. nt |
blondeatlast |
Jun-08-07 05:42 PM |
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Funny as hell as always. |
mainegreen |
Jun-08-07 05:44 PM |
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Ah, so somebody did appreciate that post. |
Bornaginhooligan |
Jun-08-07 05:47 PM |
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I've had that happen before. Not this week tho :( |
BlooInBloo |
Jun-08-07 06:44 PM |
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A nominee for next week: |
blondeatlast |
Jun-08-07 05:57 PM |
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Ooh, that is so bookmarked |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 06:01 PM |
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Oh shit, I forgot to mention this: |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 06:23 PM |
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Then you haven't been to Prague. |
blondeatlast |
Jun-08-07 06:26 PM |
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What did that zany minx Prague Hilton do now? |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 06:31 PM |
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I don't know either - guess I'll have to Czech and see. |
Cabcere |
Jun-09-07 10:14 PM |
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Is Paris learning? |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 06:28 PM |
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Now just write something using that as the post title |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 06:32 PM |
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I don't have the beans and franks to pull it off. |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 06:37 PM |
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Do you have a PU Panic Room? |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 06:42 PM |
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That's page one in GD. |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 06:47 PM |
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I never get to hang out with the cool kids |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 07:21 PM |
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Check your inbox. |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 07:24 PM |
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After all these years |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 07:37 PM |
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What are you talking about? |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 08:13 PM |
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Wow. Gotta find some kids and start me a telethon. |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 09:13 PM |
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You'll need a Dean Martin to fight with. |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 09:20 PM |
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I can cry on cue 22 minutes after getting up in the morning, most days |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 09:27 PM |
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If you can work on your television show |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 09:45 PM |
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I have a new respect for Jerry |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 09:54 PM |
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Who's Ken? An agent? |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 09:56 PM |
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God I hope not |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 10:00 PM |
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So, are you saying he did stand-up at trade shows? |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 11:47 PM |
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Lol! |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-09-07 04:53 AM |
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Paris the thought. |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-09-07 01:52 AM |
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This whole story has served to Paris off into two camps. |
Kurovski |
Jun-09-07 01:44 PM |
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This way the MCM can kill two birds with one stone, |
Uncle Joe |
Jun-08-07 06:39 PM |
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Cool multi-tasking concept |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 07:26 PM |
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I knew this would turn into a Parasite Hilton thread too! |
Hubert Flottz |
Jun-08-07 06:50 PM |
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Another nominee for next week; there's some great comments in the thread |
blondeatlast |
Jun-08-07 06:59 PM |
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Eeeeeeeeep! |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 07:24 PM |
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annabanana and Marcel Marceau |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jun-08-07 07:00 PM |
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Why thank you |
annabanana |
Jun-08-07 07:13 PM |
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thanks |
burythehatchet |
Jun-08-07 07:01 PM |
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North/South. . up/down. . thread.. How the HELL did I miss this one? |
annabanana |
Jun-08-07 07:11 PM |
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i SO look forward to Friday afternoons! |
Greyskye |
Jun-08-07 07:13 PM |
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Here's the correct link for MilesColtrane's "Poppy Bush" thread... |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 08:00 PM |
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Dewey |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 08:11 PM |
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Oh, I'm sorry but times up. |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 08:17 PM |
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! |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 09:15 PM |
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Please accept this boxed set from season one of "The Simple Life" |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 09:36 PM |
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I'm consoled. I'm even speechless. |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 09:42 PM |
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Kick, kick, kick and RRRRRRRRRR! |
Patsy Stone |
Jun-08-07 08:15 PM |
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It's great to be back on the red carpet with you all! |
KamaAina |
Jun-08-07 08:19 PM |
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The last time I saw Paris, |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 08:32 PM |
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Perfect outro music for my exit, |
KamaAina |
Jun-08-07 08:34 PM |
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I think I'll make her part of the First Lady rotation |
Wetzelbill |
Jun-08-07 11:13 PM |
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You will heal Washington and Paris both. |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 11:53 PM |
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Where's rucky? He said he was gonna nominate EV_Ares' dick |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 08:26 PM |
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You're not gonna touch this, are you Jeff? |
Kurovski |
Jun-08-07 11:59 PM |
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Yeah, why wasn't that one nominated? |
janx |
Jun-09-07 04:52 AM |
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I made the DUzys...my life is now complete...nt |
SaveElmer |
Jun-08-07 08:33 PM |
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MN Against Bush!!! You sumbitch! You read Crichton's book? |
Buzz Clik |
Jun-08-07 08:59 PM |
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The sad thing is I wasn't joking about the jail story |
Wetzelbill |
Jun-08-07 09:06 PM |
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It's a good thing you didn't talk about Lieberman in the pokey. |
Kurovski |
Jun-09-07 12:21 AM |
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I missed another week! |
sutz12 |
Jun-08-07 09:10 PM |
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Who'd a thought Putin -- "Vladumeer, I call him Vladumeer" -- could be so damned funny? |
Buzz Clik |
Jun-08-07 09:30 PM |
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"the eyes of frozen shrimp" |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 09:48 PM |
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I wonder if it works with the ladies... |
Buzz Clik |
Jun-08-07 09:54 PM |
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Maybe not |
JeffR |
Jun-08-07 09:55 PM |
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LOL! Memmmmmmmmoriesssss |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-08-07 11:40 PM |
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Another notch in the belt |
krispos42 |
Jun-08-07 11:16 PM |
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I'd feel it too, if I could. |
Kurovski |
Jun-09-07 12:12 AM |
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Down boy! |
krispos42 |
Jun-09-07 12:26 AM |
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OOoooo... |
Kurovski |
Jun-09-07 12:40 AM |
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Have an energy drink. |
janx |
Jun-09-07 05:07 AM |
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And Boost Plus |
Kurovski |
Jun-09-07 05:35 PM |
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Something like that, |
janx |
Jun-09-07 09:48 PM |
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I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON!!!!! |
ih8thegop |
Jun-09-07 12:01 AM |
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as always |
proud patriot |
Jun-09-07 12:16 AM |
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"There's no crying in world domination." |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-09-07 01:49 AM |
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Hysterical... again! |
Breeze54 |
Jun-09-07 02:36 AM |
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These are great Jeff, thanks for the AM laugh! |
48percenter |
Jun-09-07 03:18 AM |
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K&R |
janx |
Jun-09-07 05:11 AM |
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Cool! I made the DUzys! That's a good thing, isn't it? nt |
bklyncowgirl |
Jun-09-07 05:44 AM |
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A question I ask myself frequently... |
JeffR |
Jun-09-07 11:14 AM |
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K&R |
Solly Mack |
Jun-09-07 06:01 AM |
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kickeroo, because |
janx |
Jun-09-07 08:52 AM |
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Thanks. These are hilarious! |
AllieB |
Jun-09-07 11:30 AM |
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K AND R - I'm so proud of Kurovski |
Laurab |
Jun-09-07 02:47 PM |
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Me too. |
janx |
Jun-09-07 09:55 PM |
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Well I hope he sees this or he won't know |
Laurab |
Jun-09-07 09:57 PM |
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He's probably aware of that already, |
janx |
Jun-09-07 10:04 PM |
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Thank you. |
Kurovski |
Jun-09-07 10:53 PM |
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Ah, I hate to butt into my own thread |
JeffR |
Jun-09-07 11:50 PM |
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Oh my gosh. I've completely forgotten that I'm running for vice-president of the United States. |
Kurovski |
Jun-10-07 01:00 AM |
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Do you mean Monday Friday or Friday Friday? |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-10-07 01:50 AM |
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No, I mean |
Kurovski |
Jun-10-07 02:01 AM |
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I'm not touching that. |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-10-07 02:04 AM |
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Well I'm not answering my door. |
Kurovski |
Jun-10-07 02:33 AM |
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I've taken stranger gigs than that, so yeah |
JeffR |
Jun-10-07 09:37 AM |
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He'll be too busy vacationing within vacations while thinking about other vacations. |
Kurovski |
Jun-10-07 02:37 PM |
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He must be getting that $400 haircut he's always wanted |
JeffR |
Jun-10-07 06:21 PM |
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OH! This is so EXCITING! |
Kurovski |
Jun-10-07 10:25 PM |
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I didn't know about this ticket! |
janx |
Jun-12-07 03:43 AM |
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Oh, how I hate to see an old fool cry |
Laurab |
Jun-11-07 07:50 PM |
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Three. You can't have 'em. |
sfexpat2000 |
Jun-09-07 11:22 PM |
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*Shh!* |
Kurovski |
Jun-10-07 01:02 AM |
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JeffR, once again, you rock for compiling these... |
Cabcere |
Jun-09-07 10:15 PM |
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My first DUzy mention. You like me. You really, really like me. |
Kerrytravelers |
Jun-11-07 07:58 PM |
#105 |
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