Cessna Invesco Palin
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Thu May-31-07 06:01 AM
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| 60. I came for the hors d’œuvres |
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Then someone tried to sell me a timeshare, and I'm not allowed to leave until the presentation's over if I want to get my free cruise tickets.
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| -Why are you here? |
HawkeyeX |
May-30-07 04:07 PM |
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My mom and dad wanted a second child? |
sinkingfeeling |
May-30-07 04:08 PM |
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They validate parking and serve a pretty good blue plate special. |
Bluebear |
May-30-07 04:08 PM |
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I started coming here to be informed |
AZDemDist6 |
May-30-07 04:09 PM |
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Al Gore created the internets with tubes |
LSK |
May-30-07 04:09 PM |
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IT'S A SERIOUS OF TUBES!!!! |
SteppingRazor |
May-30-07 04:11 PM |
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heh heh! |
Swamp Rat |
May-30-07 04:13 PM |
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Good Times!!! |
LSK |
May-30-07 04:19 PM |
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"MASSIVE! MASSIVE!" |
Swamp Rat |
May-30-07 04:34 PM |
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Why am I on DU, or why am I here in the larger, metaphysical sense? |
SteppingRazor |
May-30-07 04:10 PM |
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Once upon a time, there was a sperm and an egg... |
Reader Rabbit |
May-30-07 04:10 PM |
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Why are YOU here? nt |
babylonsister |
May-30-07 04:11 PM |
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I was told there'd be free gifts and T-shirts |
Baclava |
May-30-07 04:12 PM |
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I was looking for the Clenis, but found Mo Paul. |
Swamp Rat |
May-30-07 04:12 PM |
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I sure miss Mo Paul's |
madokie |
May-31-07 05:57 AM |
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Easy. To Piss Off Louis Cipher... Just Kidding. The Sole Reason Is To Stay Informed. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-30-07 04:12 PM |
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Beats workin' for a livin'. |
Tierra_y_Libertad |
May-30-07 04:13 PM |
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because,...I care about others and I care about this world. n/t |
sicksicksick_N_tired |
May-30-07 04:14 PM |
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I know I am, but where are you? |
Mr_Jefferson_24 |
May-30-07 04:14 PM |
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It beats working! |
NoPasaran |
May-30-07 04:14 PM |
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My dad didn't wipe me in the sheets. |
gatorboy |
May-30-07 04:15 PM |
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Cookies. |
sfexpat2000 |
May-30-07 04:15 PM |
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See...? |
porphyrian |
May-30-07 05:54 PM |
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When I started coming out of my blue funk in the summer of 01 |
catmandu57 |
May-30-07 04:16 PM |
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Because |
H2O Man |
May-30-07 04:16 PM |
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I'm a information agent just like all of you DUERS |
lovuian |
May-30-07 04:19 PM |
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No matter where I am, there I am. |
TahitiNut |
May-30-07 04:19 PM |
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no reason... |
QuestionAll |
May-30-07 04:23 PM |
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Ahhh... existential! Sartre would be proud. |
TahitiNut |
May-30-07 05:08 PM |
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How can I be sure that I'm really here. . . |
stellanoir |
May-30-07 04:23 PM |
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i like tubes and my dump truck is broken. |
chimpsrsmarter |
May-30-07 04:24 PM |
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I'm here? |
tblue |
May-30-07 04:24 PM |
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Seriously |
EHK |
May-30-07 04:26 PM |
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To learn and to vent. nt |
Jed Dilligan |
May-30-07 04:26 PM |
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Because I Can Be |
Southpawkicker |
May-30-07 04:29 PM |
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Am I here? |
otherlander |
May-30-07 04:30 PM |
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I don't know! I'm having an existential crisis! |
helderheid |
May-30-07 04:32 PM |
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Would that be a crisis with no inherent meaning? |
otherlander |
May-30-07 08:14 PM |
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Why not? |
Left Is Write |
May-30-07 04:32 PM |
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Fate |
stirlingsliver |
May-30-07 04:33 PM |
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Went out drinking, woke up here on the floor |
Fuzz |
May-30-07 04:35 PM |
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Because I hate myself |
bryant69 |
May-30-07 04:36 PM |
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With a birthday of September 24th there is no doubt I was a |
rurallib |
May-30-07 04:36 PM |
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Interesting. I, on the other hand, was a birthday present. |
TahitiNut |
May-30-07 05:10 PM |
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Why are you? Hell, who are you? |
johncoby2 |
May-30-07 04:38 PM |
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Permian-Triassic extinction event |
IChing |
May-30-07 04:39 PM |
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This place is wide ranging with a lot of smart people |
Annces |
May-30-07 04:40 PM |
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When you find out |
hyphenate |
May-30-07 05:00 PM |
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to add my snowflakes ... |
welshTerrier2 |
May-30-07 05:14 PM |
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I'm not here |
toddaa |
May-30-07 05:17 PM |
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Because our Mums and Dads did the birds-and-bees bit? |
LeftishBrit |
May-30-07 05:23 PM |
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BECAUSE MOST DAYS DU IS PURE COMEDY! |
KG |
May-30-07 05:51 PM |
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The babes and the free beer |
Buns_of_Fire |
May-30-07 05:58 PM |
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The obvious...I'm a Liberal/Progressive, however... |
rasputin1952 |
May-30-07 06:01 PM |
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Funny shiat! |
danagsk8 |
May-30-07 06:03 PM |
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I'm contagious and antibiotic-resistant. |
porphyrian |
May-30-07 06:03 PM |
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You guys dig up info faster than I can! nt |
marlakay |
May-30-07 06:04 PM |
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My mom and dad had premarital sex and had to get married, and then ... |
JoePhilly |
May-30-07 08:30 PM |
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Welcome! Glad you are here! |
DemReadingDU |
May-31-07 05:51 AM |
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Because the five filthy bastards on the SCOTUS stole my vote. |
Hubert Flottz |
May-31-07 05:55 AM |
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I came for the hors d’œuvres |
yibbehobba |
May-31-07 06:01 AM |
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I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. |
Edweird |
May-31-07 06:45 AM |
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