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Moonwalk Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 07:26 PM
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11. Silly liberal. Don't you know that god never says "no" to a fundie?
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 07:27 PM by Moonwalk
If a fundie doesn't get what they pray for, especially if what they get instead is something they think is evil and awful, as with 11/4/08, then it's the work of the devil, not god. god would never do anything like that to the faithful. :sarcasm:

As for why god would allow the devil to do such a mean thing to his dedicated followers? Usually the answer to that is that it's a test (god is apparently very like those grade school teachers who like to give pop quizzes) to see who realizes that this is the work of the devil and fights against it. Those who do not realize that this is the devil's doing and fight on the side of god against it will, of course, not only go to hell but be very, very sorry for what they did when the truth is revealed.

Which means sooner or later Obama's going to turn up with devil horns and a pitchfork. Cool! :evilgrin:
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  -GOP's Michael Steele 'God Will Tell Me If I Should Run For President' tomm2thumbs  Mar-25-09 06:44 PM   #0 
  - How egotistical is that? VERY! I hope Dog tells him to run. nt  Captain Hilts   Mar-25-09 06:46 PM   #1 
  - Michael...he said to go for it!  av8rdave   Mar-25-09 06:49 PM   #2 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Mar-26-09 12:34 AM   #40 
     - That's deep.  Narkos   Mar-26-09 07:45 AM   #48 
  - Sometimes God says, "NO!"  Mz Pip   Mar-25-09 06:54 PM   #3 
  - Silly liberal. Don't you know that god never says "no" to a fundie?  Moonwalk   Mar-25-09 07:26 PM   #11 
     - I think I get it.  Mz Pip   Mar-25-09 08:31 PM   #19 
     - Deleted message  Name removed   Mar-26-09 12:46 AM   #41 
  - When you talk to god, it's called "praying"  MercutioATC   Mar-25-09 07:00 PM   #4 
  - When you see God, The High Priests of Psyche like to call it "Psychosis."  Wizard777   Mar-25-09 09:59 PM   #31 
  - Man, is he nuts. All Republicans are nuts.  grytpype   Mar-25-09 07:01 PM   #5 
  - God told him to STFU and get out of politics.He didn't listen.  bjobotts   Mar-26-09 12:52 AM   #42 
     - So God can only tell hm what he decides god should tell him. Crazy is typical republican  bjobotts   Mar-26-09 12:54 AM   #43 
  - Sorry, God, the wife said that I can't run.  TheEuclideanOne   Mar-25-09 07:05 PM   #6 
  - My favorite part: "I have alot of folks out there who ask me to run"  TheEuclideanOne   Mar-25-09 07:08 PM   #7 
  - This is God.....go ahead an run....please!!!  Hulk   Mar-25-09 07:14 PM   #8 
  - Is it just me, or is Steele as dumb as dirt? n/t  MrModerate   Mar-25-09 07:19 PM   #9 
  - Oh I'm sure God will say "yes!" Mr. Steele. Go for it dude.  AllyCat   Mar-25-09 07:22 PM   #10 
  - They are trying to kick him out of the RNC chair, but he will run if God tells him to  MiniMe   Mar-25-09 07:27 PM   #12 
  - HEY MICHAEL STEELE THIS IS GOD SPEAKING -  pitchforksandtorches   Mar-25-09 07:43 PM   #13 
  - ...  BlancheSplanchnik   Mar-25-09 09:50 PM   #29 
  - God burst his diaphragm laughing--does that give Steele a sign? nt  blondeatlast   Mar-25-09 07:44 PM   #14 
  - Which god? Zeus, Jupiter, Odin, Shiva? And what of the goddesses?  RoccoR5955   Mar-25-09 07:46 PM   #15 
  - His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster  pitchforksandtorches   Mar-25-09 10:11 PM   #34 
     - ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!! n/t  RoccoR5955   Mar-26-09 08:00 PM   #52 
     - That's the weirdest most wonderful post I've read all week!  Number23   Apr-05-09 07:05 PM   #53 
  - another crazy ass republican  fascisthunter   Mar-25-09 07:46 PM   #16 
  - He needs to get with Michelle Bachmann...  MineralMan   Mar-25-09 07:46 PM   #17 
  - Oh, lord, not another one.  colorado thinker   Mar-25-09 07:47 PM   #18 
  - And he thinks the Taliban are nuts.  LynnTheDem   Mar-25-09 08:39 PM   #20 
  - the FUNNIEST part is he says...  tomm2thumbs   Mar-25-09 08:40 PM   #21 
  - Ha, yeah, I noticed that, too...  progdonkey   Mar-26-09 03:46 AM   #44 
  - THIS IS GOD: I WANT YOU TO JUMP OVER NIAGARA FALLS - NOW!!!  TankLV   Mar-25-09 09:14 PM   #22 
  - MESSAGE FROM GOD:  newmac   Mar-25-09 09:16 PM   #23 
  - That's not what He told me. He told me to tell Mike, NO!  Wizard777   Mar-25-09 10:02 PM   #32 
  - Funny, this sounds like a lighter version of Sarah Palin's shpiel...  burning rain   Mar-25-09 09:18 PM   #24 
  - wouldn't it be funny if  tomm2thumbs   Mar-25-09 09:22 PM   #25 
  - yes Sarah, s/he/it meant you to run...  BlancheSplanchnik   Mar-25-09 09:56 PM   #30 
     - Certainly, in Palin's case...  burning rain   Mar-25-09 10:09 PM   #33 
  - Could he get a recording of that, so we're all sure?  DuaneBidoux   Mar-25-09 09:22 PM   #26 
  - Aw jeez, not this shit again!!  Harry Monroe   Mar-25-09 09:44 PM   #27 
  - Dream Ticket!!  Harry Monroe   Mar-25-09 09:47 PM   #28 
  - Maybe when Grover from Sesame Street get's your order right  hangman86   Mar-25-09 10:29 PM   #35 
  - I don't think you need to watch the Daily Show to get that one  WhoIsNumberNone   Mar-25-09 10:42 PM   #37 
  - I'm afraid not Mikey boy  WhoIsNumberNone   Mar-25-09 10:38 PM   #36 
  - OMFG!!! that's a hilarious pic - thanks for posting  tomm2thumbs   Mar-25-09 10:48 PM   #38 
  - nothing more funny than stroking a GOPers ass & tellin them they oughta run for PRESIDENT!  Divine Discontent   Mar-25-09 11:20 PM   #39 
  - please ... don't inflate Rush's ego any more ...  zbdent   Mar-26-09 06:13 AM   #45 
  - I was talking to God just this morning, it was an amiable conversation...  rasputin1952   Mar-26-09 07:10 AM   #46 
  - If God told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?  Ganja Ninja   Mar-26-09 07:13 AM   #47 
  - Then he'll go and shoot up a church that's nice to gay people  WhoIsNumberNone   Mar-26-09 12:12 PM   #50 
  - Then you should be immediately disqualified for saying that  shadowknows69   Mar-26-09 08:21 AM   #49 
  - Yeah. Just like Sarah's "open door" was slammed shut  ecstatic   Mar-26-09 01:05 PM   #51 

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