Reply #13: The Redneck approach

[AlbertCat]

A lot of sarcastic entries focus on the hick, dumb-bunny redneck approach. Where are the rich bitches....like the Repugs in my family?

(upper crust William F Buckley accent) "I'm a Republican in '08 because I want to keep all my money and not share any of it with anyone. I want to take money from those stupid middle class losers who don't know how to make a buck off the clueless and spend it on hats! Maria! Maria, another banana daiquiri....NOW!"

Or the Repug Woman slant

"I'm a Republican in '08 because I want to be forced to have a baby every time I get pregnant and then get back in the kitchen and bake a cake for my big strong protector and husband."

Or the Gay Repug

" I'm a Log Cabin Republican in '08 because I like anonymous sex in airport men's rooms with grey haired men. Ooooooooo.... And I want to be hit again and again and again...HARDER! Oh God....I've been a bad boy. (sniff) Why! Why do I hate myself??? Whahhhhhh!"

In summation: "I'm a Republican in '08 because I'm a selfish loony tune who's scared to death. (I was one in 2000 because I knew the black helicopters would appear on Jan 1 at midnight!)