Mz Pip
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Mon Apr-03-06 12:57 PM
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The bimbo is going to need a job soon. Let her do what she does best - shill for BushCo. Mz Pip 
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| - Scott McClellan may be relieved of duties. Name Scotty's replacement. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:31 AM |
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Baghdad Bob. n/t |
astonamous |
Apr-03-06 11:32 AM |
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"It's Howdy Doody time!" |
wake.up.america |
Apr-03-06 11:33 AM |
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Has Dennis Miller found another job? n/t |
astonamous |
Apr-03-06 11:41 AM |
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Miller's down to "speaking" to small town GOP functions at Holiday Inns. |
David Zephyr |
Apr-03-06 03:13 PM |
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Baghdad Bob has already proved his loyalty -- What more could ... |
Bozita |
Apr-03-06 11:37 AM |
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Baghdad Bob is my choice too |
Generic Other |
Apr-03-06 09:23 PM |
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yes! |
DBoon |
Apr-03-06 11:46 AM |
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Baghdad Bob would be great. If we can ink deals that put the UAE |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:49 AM |
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Another vote for Baghdad Bob |
Jack Rabbit |
Apr-03-06 12:25 PM |
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Other - Bagdad Bob |
mandyky |
Apr-03-06 09:08 PM |
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Another vote for the Bobster! |
johnfunk |
Apr-03-06 09:11 PM |
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Charles Nelson Reilly |
Imagine My Surprise |
Apr-03-06 11:33 AM |
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Isn't he dead? |
AllieB |
Apr-03-06 11:56 AM |
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He'd probably still be better dead than Snotty M is alive |
hatrack |
Apr-03-06 09:25 PM |
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Mrs. Alito |
JeffR |
Apr-03-06 11:33 AM |
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LOL! Yes. Uncontrolled weeping would be an excellent strategy |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:36 AM |
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I was hoping Scottie would hang in until |
JeffR |
Apr-03-06 11:44 AM |
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I like the way you think kid! |
0007 |
Apr-03-06 10:41 PM |
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Jon Lovitz (EOM) |
Lasher |
Apr-03-06 11:34 AM |
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Yes. Tommy Flanagan is a better liar than Scotty. |
Fridays Child |
Apr-03-06 11:41 AM |
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Where's Rush? |
jschurchin |
Apr-03-06 11:34 AM |
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Sad to say, he probably would make a good press sec for Bush. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:57 PM |
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GOD!! |
sinkingfeeling |
Apr-03-06 11:35 AM |
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On recommending that a graybeard come in to help the Bush |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:38 AM |
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This guy... |
Fridays Child |
Apr-03-06 11:35 AM |
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Definitely on the short list. : ) |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:25 PM |
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Keeping with the Bush Administration's current theme... |
AndyA |
Apr-03-06 11:36 AM |
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Hi, AndyA. Ann would be the most confrotational press secretary ever. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:40 AM |
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The folks who thought Bolton would be fun at the UN would prolly love Ann |
havocmom |
Apr-03-06 11:50 AM |
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Phyllis! |
acmejack |
Apr-03-06 11:36 AM |
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Yes. Phyllis would bring that all-important hysterical stridency |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:48 AM |
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Campbell Brown... |
kentuck |
Apr-03-06 11:37 AM |
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Matt Drudge |
Missy M |
Apr-03-06 11:37 AM |
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Pat Robertson |
Wickerman |
Apr-03-06 11:37 AM |
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Good question. He could definitely handle the foreign policy |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:39 AM |
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I hear he is good with money, too |
Wickerman |
Apr-03-06 11:43 AM |
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: ) |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:47 AM |
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Wow, That's A Good LIst of People Who Are Willing To LIE |
otohara |
Apr-03-06 11:39 AM |
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Your'e right on Mehlman. With any luck, the press corps would |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:41 AM |
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Harris |
enid602 |
Apr-03-06 11:39 AM |
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Jimmy-Jeff |
enid602 |
Apr-03-06 11:41 AM |
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I think she'd be a hoot in that job, yes. But my sources tell me |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:20 PM |
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Jeff Gannon |
SharonRB |
Apr-03-06 11:39 AM |
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: ) -- one of these days we're going to find out what Mr. Gannon |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:42 AM |
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Here's mine: |
deutsey |
Apr-03-06 11:40 AM |
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Reminds me just a bit of Marlin Fitzwater. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:43 AM |
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Rajive Prithantha In Mumbai ( It's Cheaper To Outsource) |
Binka |
Apr-03-06 11:42 AM |
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Mike Malloy!! Truth from a real journalist! Aw, a girl can dream...nt |
coffeenap |
Apr-03-06 11:43 AM |
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Can't see Josh Bolten extending the offer to Mike, but I'm with you |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:44 AM |
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If they can't find a leader for FEMA... |
Jade Fox |
Apr-03-06 11:43 AM |
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Yeah. Although I heard Zarqawi is looking for work... |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:46 AM |
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Any of these guys... |
Tesha |
Apr-03-06 11:43 AM |
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Hey, wait a minute, Tesha... isn't the third guy down Ari Fleischer? |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:00 PM |
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Well, Ari *WAS* the original "Mouth of Sauron"! (NT) |
Tesha |
Apr-03-06 01:46 PM |
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Karen Hughes |
Sydnie |
Apr-03-06 11:49 AM |
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Ah yes, Karen Hughes. I should have included her in the poll. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 11:51 AM |
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Hughes was my guess |
land of the free |
Apr-03-06 01:34 PM |
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Like Collin Powell/Scanlon's Amy? |
Sydnie |
Apr-03-06 09:25 PM |
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One of those little battery-operated monkeys |
warrens |
Apr-03-06 11:52 AM |
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And a lot cuter, too. I'm for it. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:06 PM |
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Kaloogian's campaigning for da job: "NEW excuse re: fake Baghdad photo" |
tiptoe |
Apr-03-06 11:55 AM |
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Not sure it's acceptabe to vote in your own poll, but it's less |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:06 PM |
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GUCKERTGANNON!!! n/t |
The Witch |
Apr-03-06 12:08 PM |
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Pauly from the Sopranos |
alfredo |
Apr-03-06 12:17 PM |
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You got me laughing on that one, alfredo. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:19 PM |
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He's a perfect fit for that gang of thugs in the west wing. |
alfredo |
Apr-03-06 01:07 PM |
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Chris Matthews!!! He's been practicing screen tests |
Norquist Nemesis |
Apr-03-06 12:19 PM |
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You know, NN, that has a haunting plausibility to it. Don't scare us |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:21 PM |
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This guy would make a good front man for BushCo |
lpbk2713 |
Apr-03-06 12:24 PM |
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He might be overqualified. : ) |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:21 PM |
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Needs to be an ambidextrous liar |
beagle72 |
Apr-03-06 12:25 PM |
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You're right. But it's tough to find a genuine nihilist. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:28 PM |
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Here's a suggestion... |
Kerri_S |
Apr-03-06 12:51 PM |
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I can almost see ol' Ted snarling at the press corps, too. Yes. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:56 PM |
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Ooops.... |
Kerri_S |
Apr-03-06 12:59 PM |
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HI, Kerri S. S'alright. I liked it anyhow. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:05 PM |
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I thought Fox News already had the job! |
wurzel |
Apr-03-06 12:26 PM |
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FFFox News. Exactly as you say. The president's mouthpiece. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:30 PM |
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Hannibal Lector |
Sinistrous |
Apr-03-06 12:28 PM |
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But IS he? |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 12:32 PM |
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Jon Stewart |
ThomWV |
Apr-03-06 12:32 PM |
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This poll is useless without Baghdad Bob as a choice! :D |
Beelzebud |
Apr-03-06 12:52 PM |
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Baghdad Bob is doing really well as a write-in, though. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:01 PM |
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tough call: Pinocchio or Triumph the Insult Dog |
onenote |
Apr-03-06 12:55 PM |
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Either one would likely be a vast improvement over the previous two. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:02 PM |
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Katherine Harris |
Mz Pip |
Apr-03-06 12:57 PM |
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I wonder if Katherine Harris has any acting talent. Because she would |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:03 PM |
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Osama Bin Laden...after all, he is a friend of the Family. |
Media_Lies_Daily |
Apr-03-06 12:59 PM |
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Ron Silverman? |
DearAbby |
Apr-03-06 01:03 PM |
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Joe Lieberman? |
Earth_First |
Apr-03-06 01:04 PM |
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Joe is concentrating on his re-election to the Senate, but maybe Ned |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:07 PM |
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Oh, wise guy |
Mr_Spock |
Apr-03-06 01:07 PM |
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Oh please let it be Mann!! |
Mr_Spock |
Apr-03-06 01:06 PM |
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The sparks would indeed fly. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:07 PM |
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Ed Gillespie, the chinless wonder, will be dusted off |
Skidmore |
Apr-03-06 01:32 PM |
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I'd heard Ed's name kicked around for the post, Skidmore, and so I |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:36 PM |
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Gonna have ZELL to pay! |
robertpaulsen |
Apr-03-06 01:38 PM |
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It would be kind of fun to watch ol' Zell doing his enraged galoot thing |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:54 PM |
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Bill O'LIE-ly... |
RedG1 |
Apr-03-06 01:41 PM |
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Would relish a chance to hear the White House press corps have at this |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 01:56 PM |
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How about Sgt. Schultz? |
MurrayDelph |
Apr-03-06 02:29 PM |
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Well, why not? He'd be no less believable than Ari and Scotty, |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 08:56 PM |
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Gumby? |
DanCa |
Apr-03-06 03:07 PM |
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Joe Isuzu |
Rosie1223 |
Apr-03-06 03:11 PM |
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Rosie, Joe Isuzu would be just about perfect. I haven't seen him |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 08:59 PM |
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Britney Spears... |
imax2268 |
Apr-03-06 03:12 PM |
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That's true. I remember her saying that. Ought to be worth something |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 08:57 PM |
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A Whoopee Cushion |
kcwayne |
Apr-03-06 09:03 PM |
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And probably more to the point than what McClellan usually spews. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 09:23 PM |
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Prison Matron and Bush Confident........Karen Hughes! |
FrenchieCat |
Apr-03-06 09:09 PM |
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O god I forgot about Tory Clark! She is well-positioned for that |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 10:40 PM |
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Don King |
psychopomp |
Apr-03-06 09:12 PM |
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psychopomp, your suggestion won a ROAR of laughter from an |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 09:19 PM |
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Marc Racicot |
Neil Lisst |
Apr-03-06 09:15 PM |
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Neil Lisst, you have put up the name of someone who might truly be |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 09:21 PM |
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thanks. Bush will want to pull in someone he's even closer to than Scott |
Neil Lisst |
Apr-03-06 09:47 PM |
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"Thick as thieves" gets to the heart of it immediately. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 10:00 PM |
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so you've heard, too |
Neil Lisst |
Apr-03-06 10:17 PM |
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Apologies, but I'm not sure what you mean. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 10:29 PM |
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something about flying small planes from maybe Alaska to |
Neil Lisst |
Apr-03-06 10:38 PM |
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Well, I'm willing to believe it. The modern-day GOP is as far from |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 10:43 PM |
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Jeff Gannon! |
AnnieBW |
Apr-03-06 09:24 PM |
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I think Simon should do the auditions |
misternormal |
Apr-03-06 09:25 PM |
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I vote for Tom DeLay because of his charisma |
Bozita |
Apr-03-06 09:36 PM |
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LOL. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 10:01 PM |
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Joseph Goebbels' ghost |
Mountainman |
Apr-03-06 10:19 PM |
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Well, the ideological alignment would be a piece of cake... |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-03-06 10:31 PM |
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Katie Couric. nt |
bemildred |
Apr-03-06 10:19 PM |
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I wonder if Katie Couric would give up all that new CBS dough to |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-04-06 02:41 AM |
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Homer Simpson |
doc03 |
Apr-03-06 10:46 PM |
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Hi, doc03. Probably a lot of people would prefer Homer Simpson |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-04-06 02:44 AM |
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Hans Fritzsche, Jr. |
Swamp Rat |
Apr-03-06 11:06 PM |
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a inanimate carbon rod |
grateful581 |
Apr-04-06 02:48 AM |
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You're definitely right about it giving more info than Scotty. |
Old Crusoe |
Apr-04-06 03:09 AM |
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