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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 02:02 PM
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19. And now....the REST of the story!!!!!
Campus police arrived, and detained the Special Ops (more like Special ED) nitwit for assault and battery upon the professor. He was turned over to the local police for booking and was confined until he could make a fairly substantial bail.

The professor obtained a judgment against the guy, who was jailed for 18 months, with time off for good behavior. The professor subsequently sued the guy in civil court, and was awarded a $400K judgment, 40% of which went to his lawyer, who, in Tenet-like fashion, cheerfully chortled that the case was a "slam dunk" as he deposited his fees into his already hefty bank account.

Special Ed was then courts-martialed, and convicted of a number of counts ranging from conduct unbecoming to missing movement to dereliction of duty. He was given an other-than-honorable discharge, reduced in rank to E-1, fined three by three, and given an RE-4 discharge code.

God looked down, from his/her perch on a fluffy cloud, shrugged, and said "What an asshole!!!"
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  -Stupid freep e-mail of the day walldude  Mar-30-06 01:50 PM   #0 
  - why do they have to make things up?  rucky   Mar-30-06 01:52 PM   #1 
  - Right-Wingers' Fantasies  Pigwidgeon   Mar-30-06 01:55 PM   #7 
  - an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU  DUHandle   Mar-30-06 02:02 PM   #16 
     - and a liberal college professor.....  mzteris   Mar-30-06 02:14 PM   #31 
  - ok, so  NoodleBoy   Mar-30-06 01:53 PM   #2 
  - Hey, it didn't happen, but it's still true  EstimatedProphet   Mar-30-06 07:28 PM   #40 
     - yep, I definitely feel the truthiness to it  NoodleBoy   Mar-30-06 07:48 PM   #41 
     - is "truthy" like "common sense"?  Iris   Mar-30-06 07:50 PM   #42 
        - Truthiness  EstimatedProphet   Mar-30-06 08:28 PM   #46 
           - Yeah. I'd say that's equal to the way a lot of people like that throw  Iris   Mar-31-06 08:19 AM   #52 
  - I presume God was too busy to send the MPs and press charges  Jack Rabbit   Mar-30-06 01:54 PM   #3 
  - Typical thuggish inferiority-complex fantasy. That never happened. nm  dicksteele   Mar-30-06 01:54 PM   #4 
  - Ask your friend if his positions are so weak that he must resort to  electropop   Mar-30-06 01:54 PM   #5 
  - I wonder what G-d would think of violence that is  CrispyQGirl   Mar-30-06 01:54 PM   #6 
  - My God is a gentle, loving God...  Viva_La_Revolution   Mar-30-06 01:57 PM   #11 
  - That's mentioned at Snopes:  NYCGirl   Mar-30-06 01:57 PM   #8 
  - Fluffed up e-junk  meegbear   Mar-30-06 01:57 PM   #9 
  - God is protecting our soldiers?  IMModerate   Mar-30-06 01:57 PM   #10 
  - After an assault, the victim always has a conversation with the lunatic  oasis   Mar-30-06 01:57 PM   #12 
  - How about: "Sources, please?" n/t  Norquist Nemesis   Mar-30-06 01:58 PM   #13 
  - YEAH, LET'S PUT ON SOME PANTERA!!  HughBeaumont   Mar-30-06 02:00 PM   #14 
  - I don't think he intended this as a real story,  walldude   Mar-30-06 02:00 PM   #15 
  - Ask him why he only responds with a joke  Maestro   Mar-30-06 02:02 PM   #17 
  - WTF!? You should just e-mail him back and ask  calmblueocean   Mar-30-06 02:02 PM   #18 
  - And now....the REST of the story!!!!!  MADem   Mar-30-06 02:02 PM   #19 
  - Excellent!  Maestro   Mar-30-06 02:04 PM   #21 
  - Hee hee, but in a freeper's fantasyland  HughBeaumont   Mar-30-06 02:05 PM   #22 
  - Ya know, I get such a kick out of your name!!!  MADem   Mar-30-06 02:09 PM   #26 
  - Not even close.  HughBeaumont   Mar-30-06 02:31 PM   #35 
  - True  johnnie   Mar-30-06 02:09 PM   #27 
  - Chuckle...  XanaDUer   Mar-30-06 08:25 PM   #45 
  - In freeper fantasy land, college profs would waste 15 minutes of classtime  bunkerbuster1   Mar-30-06 02:12 PM   #29 
     - Also, total strangers break out into patriotic songs . . .  HughBeaumont   Mar-30-06 02:34 PM   #37 
        - Oh, that's a classic! and it has another recurring Freeper riff  bunkerbuster1   Mar-30-06 06:49 PM   #38 
  - Ding ding ding!  calmblueocean   Mar-30-06 02:05 PM   #23 
  - *lol*  GreenPartyVoter   Mar-30-06 02:13 PM   #30 
  - One thing, though.  Clark2008   Mar-30-06 02:17 PM   #33 
  - Excellent response, and most likely closer to the truth of the end of  Catrina   Mar-31-06 08:32 AM   #53 
  - Meanwhile one of the students called the police with his cell phone  rurallib   Mar-30-06 02:03 PM   #20 
  - Point him to Snopes (mentioned earlier in thread) and also point out...  DRoseDARs   Mar-30-06 02:07 PM   #24 
  - Oh lord  johnnie   Mar-30-06 02:07 PM   #25 
  - If you pal is so fond of those who have served overseas...  Bridget Burke   Mar-30-06 02:10 PM   #28 
  - "Why does the rightwing always cloak their made-up crap  8_year_nightmare   Mar-30-06 02:16 PM   #32 
  - God's doing a piss-poor job of protecting our soldiers  wryter2000   Mar-30-06 02:19 PM   #34 
  - A good response would be to block his address. (n/t)  Ron Mexico   Mar-30-06 02:34 PM   #36 
  - This is the freeper Brazilian joke. Just send him that.  jmowreader   Mar-30-06 07:21 PM   #39 
  - Yet another permutation of Einstein-humiliating-the-atheist-professor  paineinthearse   Mar-30-06 07:55 PM   #43 
  - thanks  Blue_Tires   Mar-30-06 09:10 PM   #47 
  - Yeah, let me tell you about a special ops guy that I know...  antigone382   Mar-30-06 08:08 PM   #44 
  - So sorry about your brother ~ the truth is so different from the insane  Catrina   Mar-31-06 08:50 AM   #54 
  - These stories are hilarious!  petronius   Mar-31-06 01:12 AM   #48 
  - But they're not in Iraq to protect me from shit.  YouthInAsia   Mar-31-06 01:14 AM   #49 
  - Yes, because what is freedom if not the right to kick the shit outta folks  impeachdubya   Mar-31-06 01:19 AM   #50 
  - Are they still confusing God with George Bush?  kevinbgoode   Mar-31-06 01:34 AM   #51 

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