Reply #42: Some ways pot candy can be deadly

[jmowreader]

Way Number One: Child eats whole box of pot candy. Child gets stoned. (Child couldn't HELP but get stoned after eating a whole box of pot candy!) Child gets munchies. Child enters refrigerator that's on the front porch looking for more food after cleaning out the kitchen, gets locked in refrigerator and suffocates. Autopsy results: Child died from anoxia induced by pot candy.

Way Number Two: Child eats whole box of pot candy. Child gets stoned. Child gets munchies. After eating all the food in the kitchen, child attempts to cross street in search of more food. Child trips on untied shoelace and his head is run over by war-wacky Operation Iraqi Liberation veteran who mistakes child for Old Iraqi Army soldier armed with AK-47 and RPG-7. Autopsy results: Child died from cranial compression induced by pot candy.

Way Number Three: Child eats whole box of pot candy. Child gets stoned. Child gets munchies. While child is busy eating all the food in the refrigerator, owner of now-empty box of pot candy enters kitchen to get a piece of pot candy, finds box empty, yells at child "Did you eat my whole fucking box of pot candy?" Child answers in the affirmative. Owner of empty box responds with "I'm gonna rip your fucking head off for doing that!" Owner really does rip child's fucking head off. Autopsy results: Child died from cranial detachment induced by pot candy.

Way Number Four, in which the child eats the pot candy and drops dead because of it without suffocating, serious accident or mom's pissed-off boyfriend, won't happen because pot isn't a lethal drug. OTOH, if we're talking about crack candy...