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79. I have heard he has a mystical giant jockstrap with a secret "chamber"...
which contains a grotesquely over-sized one-eyed glowing magical snake capable of doing deeds so filthy they cannot be mentioned here.

THEY CANNOT BE SPOKEN OF.

PM me if you care to know more.
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  It's time for THE TRUTH about Kerry and SKULL & BONES!!!! Dr Fate  Mar-09-06 03:16 PM   #0 
   You're WRONG - It's the HAIR!! Didn't you see Save the Green Planet?  blm   Mar-09-06 03:19 PM   #1 
   LOL  FreedomAngel82   Mar-09-06 03:22 PM   #4 
      Was the Senator really tall?  karynnj   Mar-09-06 03:53 PM   #25 
      He's not really tall  Dr Ron   Mar-09-06 06:52 PM   #47 
         Fooled me when I saw him in NJ  karynnj   Mar-09-06 09:30 PM   #62 
      K&R  jenndar   Mar-09-06 04:12 PM   #31 
   He used to come into the DC campaign HQ by the back door!  displacedtexan   Mar-09-06 03:20 PM   #2 
   Great Parody  Dr Ron   Mar-09-06 03:22 PM   #3 
   Related thread:  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 03:24 PM   #8 
   Not many people noticed the name change after Bush joined  ProSense   Mar-09-06 03:40 PM   #21 
   Don't forget to pick up  FreedomAngel82   Mar-09-06 03:24 PM   #9 
   The answers are under the hat...  cynatnite   Mar-09-06 03:22 PM   #5 
   Things really get ugly in the higher levels of the organization...  ReadTomPaine   Mar-09-06 03:23 PM   #6 
   Geez was he out hunting with Cheney? n/t  Fla Dem   Mar-09-06 03:26 PM   #10 
   LOL! That was a good one. hehe n/t  _dynamicdems   Mar-09-06 10:36 PM   #67 
   Oh, thanks for the reminder. I forgot about Kerry's "Zombie Army."  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 03:26 PM   #12 
      Yes. Once you're a Skull and Bones ELDER, you gain powers of NECROMANCY!  WildEyedLiberal   Mar-09-06 03:32 PM   #16 
         Beans, Bibles, Bullets & Boots. n/t  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 03:33 PM   #17 
   It's even worse than you think...  grytpype   Mar-09-06 03:23 PM   #7 
   Photo of Grytpype after his Shriner 'visit'...  ReadTomPaine   Mar-09-06 03:26 PM   #11 
   LOL!!  WildEyedLiberal   Mar-09-06 03:27 PM   #13 
   I think I will sit this one out today, I did enough  dogdayDU Moderator   Mar-09-06 03:28 PM   #14 
   Did you "ride the goat" too?  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 03:31 PM   #15 
      Don't forget my strap-on horns  dogdayDU Moderator   Mar-09-06 03:53 PM   #26 
   What gives, people? This deserves to be on the GREATEST PAGE!!!!!!!!  WildEyedLiberal   Mar-09-06 03:36 PM   #18 
   Those people in the little red cars  ProSense   Mar-09-06 03:37 PM   #20 
   You DO realize they added a letter to hide the awful truth, right?  Zhade   Mar-09-06 03:36 PM   #19 
   Hilarious. n/t  tasteblind   Mar-09-06 03:42 PM   #22 
   My Girl Scout Troop did crafts with children in a Shriner's hospital once  FLDem5   Mar-09-06 03:44 PM   #23 
   OMG.  WildEyedLiberal   Mar-09-06 03:46 PM   #24 
      Hmmm-Pentagrams, owls, skulls. Holy smokes- I think you are right.  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 04:04 PM   #27 
      thank you for the sage advice  FLDem5   Mar-09-06 04:08 PM   #28 
         No, just bite them b/f you dip...  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 04:10 PM   #29 
         keep the thin mints  Pharaoh   Mar-09-06 04:16 PM   #33 
   ROFLMAO!  kerrygoddess   Mar-09-06 04:11 PM   #30 
   Related thread:  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 04:13 PM   #32 
   I wish I could recommend this thread twice!  Withywindle   Mar-09-06 04:32 PM   #34 
   Dr Fate, I'm surprised at you, having been taken in by such propaganda.  BlueIris   Mar-09-06 04:42 PM   #35 
   Well, considering both are direct descendants of the Knights of Templar...  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 05:03 PM   #38 
   Wow Dr. Fate, are you on a mini Jihad or what?  file83   Mar-09-06 04:46 PM   #36 
   Tell us of the evil deeds Kerry performed against the USA through S & B?  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 04:50 PM   #37 
      lol  stepnw1f   Mar-09-06 05:06 PM   #39 
      You have to be invited to join the Shriners  sandnsea   Mar-09-06 05:09 PM   #41 
      Wait until you see my Hillary Clinton/Junior League/Jack the Ripper post.  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 05:16 PM   #43 
      Don't you know?  Dr Ron   Mar-09-06 06:21 PM   #44 
      I know of these things-but those were all still Shriner plots.  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 06:33 PM   #45 
      There you go, covering up for Kerry  Dr Ron   Mar-09-06 06:46 PM   #46 
      WHAT?????  WildEyedLiberal   Mar-09-06 09:03 PM   #58 
         Actually I was referring to the tv spin offs  Dr Ron   Mar-09-06 11:33 PM   #71 
            The taint of Skull and Bones is upon Nemesis  WildEyedLiberal   Mar-09-06 11:36 PM   #72 
      Apparently the "Shriners" didn't appreciate your post....  file83   Mar-09-06 09:54 PM   #63 
         Will we ever hear of Kerry's S&B exploits?  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 12:57 AM   #77 
   OH NO  fedupinBushcountry   Mar-09-06 05:08 PM   #40 
   We are through the looking glass. BEHOLD: A Pale Horse! n/t  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 05:10 PM   #42 
   Deleted message  Name removed   Mar-09-06 06:54 PM   #48 
   Do you have to be one or the other? nt  dogdayDU Moderator   Mar-09-06 06:57 PM   #49 
   Please, dont force me to break character.  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 07:01 PM   #50 
   Bureau of Land Management is your enemy?  blm   Mar-09-06 08:52 PM   #57 
   They just look for the signal  Dr Ron   Mar-09-06 07:05 PM   #51 
   I just had a tinfoil alert!  kerrygoddess   Mar-09-06 07:12 PM   #52 
      Thanks for being a good sport about this....really...  KoKo01   Mar-09-06 07:29 PM   #53 
         Got to be able to roll  kerrygoddess   Mar-10-06 11:39 PM   #96 
   I really want me one of them little cars.  spenbax   Mar-09-06 07:38 PM   #54 
   He designed the listening device which is hidden in every Gideon Bible!  dicksteele   Mar-09-06 07:46 PM   #55 
   It is actually a two way device.  Dr Fate   Mar-09-06 07:59 PM   #56 
      That might explain why...  dicksteele   Mar-09-06 09:17 PM   #60 
   You're forgetting the 'missing years' in Massachusetts!  TayTay   Mar-09-06 09:12 PM   #59 
   It's true. Kerry attended Miskatonic after learning the truth about his  _dynamicdems   Mar-09-06 11:11 PM   #70 
   Ok, so turn it around. What *good* things have Skull & Bones  Wonk   Mar-09-06 09:28 PM   #61 
   If it's neither good nor evil, it's hardly noteworthy, is it? n/t  WildEyedLiberal   Mar-09-06 10:06 PM   #64 
   ...  file83   Mar-09-06 10:30 PM   #65 
   Good things? Nothing. Let's focus on Kerry's specific deeds...  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 12:47 AM   #76 
   COINTELPRO!  ZombyWoof   Mar-09-06 10:31 PM   #66 
   He once stabbed an old lady with his chin and stole her purse.  Jim Sagle   Mar-09-06 10:44 PM   #68 
   I knew it......  Old and In the Way   Mar-09-06 10:58 PM   #69 
   Lol. People should have been more concerned about Dubays scoutus picks...  DanCa   Mar-09-06 11:44 PM   #73 
   ROTFLMAO!  katinmn   Mar-09-06 11:54 PM   #74 
   Actually, the Knights of Malta are a much more serious offender  EVDebs   Mar-10-06 12:00 AM   #75 
   How Will I Sleep Tonight?  Laurab   Mar-10-06 12:58 AM   #78 
   I have heard he has a mystical giant jockstrap with a secret "chamber"...  Vektor   Mar-10-06 03:35 AM   #79 
   John Kerry asked about Skull and Bones on Meet the Press  Harald Ragnarsson   Mar-10-06 03:49 AM   #80 
   You are not alone in your level headed assessment...  file83   Mar-10-06 04:11 AM   #81 
   But what are some of the evil things Kerry did through S & B?  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 04:30 AM   #83 
      Dr Fate - give it a rest, will ya? You are totally obsessing.  file83   Mar-10-06 04:51 AM   #89 
         I know- that is why you and I are making all this shit up.  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 04:53 AM   #90 
            Go drink some more coffee....  file83   Mar-10-06 04:56 AM   #92 
            That's just what "they" want me to do.  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 04:58 AM   #93 
               I prefer the "special potion"...  Vektor   Mar-10-06 09:29 AM   #94 
            Nothing made up in my post  Harald Ragnarsson   Mar-10-06 11:26 AM   #95 
   Tell us of the evil deeds has he wrought as a result of this!!!  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 04:24 AM   #82 
      They drank the blood of a sacrificed infant from a silver chalice....  Vektor   Mar-10-06 04:35 AM   #84 
         LINK?  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 04:35 AM   #85 
            Well...evidence of this...  Vektor   Mar-10-06 04:39 AM   #86 
               I was thinking that his health care initiative might be a plot.  Dr Fate   Mar-10-06 04:44 AM   #88 
   Pulling tin foil hat tightly over ears as well as eyes.  Jamastiene   Mar-10-06 04:43 AM   #87 
   And, worst of all...(Warning: GRAPHIC! DISTURBING! Do _NOT_ look!!!)  dicksteele   Mar-10-06 04:55 AM   #91 
 

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