opusprime
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Tue Feb-14-06 07:21 PM
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Amazing. I was a cop for 5 years, and this is what every single drunk says when they get pulled over. Right before they mistakenly hand you Wendy's drive thru receipts instead of their vehicle reg. and insurance.
A sober person says: "I had 2 x 12 oz Miller Lite's with dinner, about an hour apart"
He was hammered.
And what is a person with 4 heart attacks doing drinking beers while hunting anyway. No wonder they had an emergency medical unit on site.
Meanwhile the rest of us cant afford to sit in line at the doctor's office for 2 hours.
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