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Wed Nov-22-06 08:29 PM
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| 75. This thread is so punny I artichoke on it.... |
| -the danger of casting asparagus |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 12:16 PM |
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If you are pierced by an asparagus... |
dmesg |
Nov-22-06 12:16 PM |
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ROFL!!!!!! |
originalpckelly |
Nov-22-06 12:19 PM |
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LMAO |
ET Awful |
Nov-22-06 12:28 PM |
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good one! n/t |
Iris |
Nov-22-06 02:59 PM |
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Ouch! That has got to hurt n/t |
TK421 |
Nov-22-06 12:22 PM |
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That lady is obviously the victim of a stalker. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 12:33 PM |
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Oh, puhleeze -- spear me the puns! |
htuttle |
Nov-22-06 12:34 PM |
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C'mon, we should *both* stop, if that is okra with you. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 12:39 PM |
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That's fine -- I was going to leaf soon anyway.... |
htuttle |
Nov-22-06 12:41 PM |
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just shake hands and be fronds |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 12:44 PM |
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We really have to root out this trend of runaway pun subthreads... |
htuttle |
Nov-22-06 12:46 PM |
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Tuber, or not tuber? That is the question. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 12:48 PM |
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Placed reply in wrong place. Celery. |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 01:20 PM |
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I agree - we really should squash it |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 12:48 PM |
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It was going on yesterday, and going on today, and it will be going on tomato, too. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 01:24 PM |
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Kiwi stop this? It's losing its a peel. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 03:47 PM |
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Mango somewhere else if you don't like puns... |
originalpckelly |
Nov-22-06 07:19 PM |
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Can't elope, I pearly made it out, but this thread has too much punch. nt |
mcg |
Nov-23-06 08:31 AM |
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Glad you are garden the threads against this. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 01:22 PM |
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With fronds like these, who needs anemones? |
mom cat |
Nov-22-06 04:32 PM |
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I really don't carrot all about puns |
brazenlyliberal |
Nov-22-06 01:34 PM |
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I am trying to stop, really. I just canned kelp it. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 01:38 PM |
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Play some music. Turnip the volume and dance. |
brazenlyliberal |
Nov-22-06 01:44 PM |
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Ohhh! I do have a new Black Eyed Peas CD. Thanks. I'm melon out. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 01:52 PM |
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That's just a bunch of spin. 'natch. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 03:03 PM |
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it grew on her, why not you? |
antifaschits |
Nov-22-06 02:32 PM |
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GROAAAAAAANNNNNN!!! lol nt. |
rateyes |
Nov-22-06 07:01 PM |
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If she slathers it in butter... |
me b zola |
Nov-22-06 12:34 PM |
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with a nice chianti? |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 12:35 PM |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
CatWoman |
Nov-22-06 12:54 PM |
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Surgeon General's warning: overuse of puns may result in a vegetative state |
roamer65 |
Nov-22-06 01:43 PM |
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Enough already! I'm really getting steamed! |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 02:44 PM |
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Please lettuce all get along here???? |
133724 |
Nov-22-06 04:01 PM |
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We must arduously try. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 06:24 PM |
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I'll stop with the puns on one condiment |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 01:01 PM |
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Souper n/t |
SoCalDem |
Nov-22-06 01:03 PM |
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I have a few more than you, but you can ketchup. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 01:36 PM |
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have a happy HOLLANDAISE |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 01:10 PM |
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Stop it, or I'll have to Kale someone!! |
Greybnk48 |
Nov-22-06 01:25 PM |
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you're just green with envy. |
antifaschits |
Nov-22-06 02:33 PM |
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I laughed so hard at this thread, I almost pea'd in my pants.... |
kmla |
Nov-22-06 02:29 PM |
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Well, orange you all so funny |
seasonedblue |
Nov-22-06 02:39 PM |
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Lettuce be careful how we sprout off. |
IMModerate |
Nov-22-06 02:41 PM |
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It's already going berry berry wrong, |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 03:16 PM |
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maybe it's better to luffa it alone |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 03:20 PM |
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Weed butter do that! |
mom cat |
Nov-22-06 04:36 PM |
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Let me give you all a few tips. |
Bluebear |
Nov-22-06 02:57 PM |
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I'm just gonna endive in and say this thread is grape |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 03:04 PM |
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Oh no, now it's getting fruity and is in danger of going nuts. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 03:11 PM |
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smell fishy to me -- a hard halibet to break |
radfringe |
Nov-22-06 03:11 PM |
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You cod try harder instead of floundering. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 03:36 PM |
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Did you change from plants to fish on porpoise? |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 03:58 PM |
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sorry - brain waves aren't tuna'd to right canal |
radfringe |
Nov-23-06 03:16 AM |
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S'ok. Eel get better. |
Ravy |
Nov-23-06 03:44 AM |
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Herring lies the problem, you're viewing it from the wrong angler, but I won't carp on you. nt |
mcg |
Nov-23-06 07:53 AM |
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are you being sardine-ic? |
radfringe |
Nov-23-06 08:02 AM |
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Gar! You threw a barb! Breaming with pride? You betta stop. nt |
mcg |
Nov-23-06 08:25 AM |
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and now you made me feel offal... :( |
radfringe |
Nov-23-06 08:33 AM |
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and now I'm filleting gillty, sorry for snappering at you. nt |
mcg |
Nov-23-06 08:47 AM |
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I want a confession from somebody |
eridani |
Nov-22-06 03:31 PM |
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So you think it was a plant? I've bean there, but it wasn't me. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 03:35 PM |
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Well, not that I really carrot all, but it would be interesting to know n/t |
eridani |
Nov-22-06 04:12 PM |
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Oh ! You beet me to it ! |
Alamom |
Nov-22-06 03:38 PM |
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Let me guess. Those are "Britney Spears"? |
KamaAina |
Nov-22-06 03:42 PM |
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I am still trying to understand the porpoise of this thread. |
133724 |
Nov-22-06 03:59 PM |
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Whale, it's urchin that we explore its depths to find out. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 06:29 PM |
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Olive this thread! nt |
Ravy |
Nov-22-06 03:59 PM |
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
malaise |
Nov-22-06 04:03 PM |
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Soda I !!!! |
seasonedblue |
Nov-22-06 06:36 PM |
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This is thread is so grovy that I almose spelt my gut... |
133724 |
Nov-22-06 04:08 PM |
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You barley avoiding retching? You oat to lie down and recover your wheats. nt |
mcg |
Nov-22-06 06:10 PM |
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I have to leave for a while got to take a leek... |
133724 |
Nov-22-06 04:12 PM |
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Are you trying to say you have to pea? (nt) |
originalpckelly |
Nov-22-06 07:26 PM |
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This is puree PUNishment! |
mom cat |
Nov-22-06 04:41 PM |
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This thread makes me |
conscious evolution |
Nov-22-06 04:48 PM |
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come on, it's at least parsley funny!! |
Greybnk48 |
Nov-22-06 05:15 PM |
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I'm alfredo not |
conscious evolution |
Nov-22-06 05:39 PM |
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If it isn't funny we'd butter stop it. |
originalpckelly |
Nov-22-06 07:08 PM |
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asparagus cast |
sweetheart |
Nov-22-06 04:52 PM |
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Fantabulous!!!! |
spanone |
Nov-22-06 06:28 PM |
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Rad, you've done it again :D |
hsher |
Nov-22-06 06:32 PM |
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OMG!!! This thread is so funny I pea'd on my pants!! |
Lost-in-FL |
Nov-22-06 08:00 PM |
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This thread is so punny I artichoke on it.... |
133724 |
Nov-22-06 08:29 PM |
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You could also put someone's eye out! |
classicfilmfan |
Nov-22-06 08:31 PM |
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I know this is late, but I just wanted to say |
BerryBush |
Nov-23-06 10:45 PM |
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I don't know wheat you mean. nt |
Ravy |
Nov-23-06 10:55 PM |
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Nothing beets a gourd pun. |
BlueStorm |
Nov-23-06 11:15 PM |
#87 |
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