T-shirt and protest slogans (clever and funny!)

[LunaC]

• (on an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
  
  
• 1/20/09: End of an Error (Also, 1/20/09: Hang In There, America!)
  
  
• I Hated Bush Before it was Cool
  
  
• That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
  
  
• Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
  
  
• If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
  
  
• Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
  
  
• Killing For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity
  
  
• You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life
  
  
• If You Can Read This, You're Not the President
  
  
• Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
  
  
• (over a photo of Bush) Instant Asshole: Just Add Oil
  
  
• Hey Bush Supporter: Embarrassed Yet?
  
  
• George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
  
  
• Nice War, Jackass
  
  
• Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
  
  
• Give Bush a Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him, Too
  
  
• (over a photo of Bush) Electile Dysfunction
  
  
• With All Due Respect, Mr. President, Kiss My Ass: Love America,
  Loathe Bush
  
  
• America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
  
  
• Which God Do You Kill For?
  
  
• Cheney/Satan '08 (also Cheney/Voldemort '08)
  
  
• Jail to the Chief
  
  
• George W. Bush Deserves a Fair Trial
  
  
• Who Would Jesus Torture?
  
  
• No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
  
  
• (over a map of red states) I See Dumb People
  
  
• Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap
  
  
• So Many Christians, So Few Lions
  
  
• When Fascism Comes to America, It Will Be Wrapped in a Flag
  Carrying a Cross (Sinclair Lewis)
  
  
• It Takes More Than a Chrome Fish, Pal
  
  
• Bad President! No Banana.
  
  
• We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language (Buck Henry)
  
  
• We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
  
  
• Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood
  
  
• Stewart/Colbert '08
  
  
• Just Vote for the Bitch: Hillary '08
  
  
• (over a photo of Bush) This Is What Stupid Looks Like
  
  
• Is It Vietnam Yet?
  
  
• Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
  
  
• Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
  
  
• You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
  
  
• Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring.
  
  
• Impeach Cheney First
  
  
• W=Nixon 2.0
  
  
• Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
  
  
• When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
  
  
• Already Against the Next War
  
  
• The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
  
  
• What Part of Bush Lied Don't You Understand?
  
  
• Bush Lost Iraq. Deal With It