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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:44 PM
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9. Idiot scaremongering.
Here is what we can expect if the liberals win:

* Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.

They appear to have confused us with the Repbulicans.

* A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states.

Yes, and when we're done there, we'll FORCE you to marry a goat! Or even two goats! Goat polygamy! FORCED goat polygamy!

* Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the legislative process.

Ha! Little do they know that this is just a PLOY to distract from the GOAT POLYGAMY!

* Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.

That has to be the most anticilmatic statement in the history of anti-abortion gibberish.

* Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our currency.

And once we've rid the flag and the dollar of God, we'll go even further! Soon even the DIME will be without reference to God! And then the PENNY! And then the WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!...Ahem...

* A return to the "Fairness Doctrine" in broadcasting where opposing views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows.

No, the purpose of this rule will be to string Nancy Grace up by her toenails. I think this is one issue where we can find common ground with the religiously insane.

* An increase in taxes to push new social programs.

Yes, but there's a "Trailer trash buck-toothed inbred Jesus freak" exemption in that bill, which will result in a net tax decrease for most of your followers.

* Passing a new "hate crimes" law making it illegal to refer to homosexuality in a negative manner.

Well... Only a goddamn faggot would object to that.

* Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our constitution.

Seeing as Americans no longer enjoy ANY rights under their consitution, this provision of our EvilAgenda is relatively harmless.

* We will withdraw from Iraq, sending the message to the terrorists that if they will just be patient they can win and bring their terrorist acts to the U.S.

Call it a "strategic realignment." We're sending the troops to fight Evolutionists in Kansas.

Jesus, these people have NO consideration for others.
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  -what we can expect if the liberals win: madmusic  Oct-20-06 03:25 PM   #0 
  - All told, sounds like a decent agenda  JeffR   Oct-20-06 03:26 PM   #1 
  - It Sounds WONDERFUL To Me!!  novalib   Oct-20-06 03:27 PM   #2 
  - I hope so!! And much much more!!!  dkofos   Oct-20-06 03:27 PM   #3 
  - They forgot man-on-dog sex.  Efilroft Sul   Oct-20-06 03:27 PM   #4 
  - And I want to marry a box turtle.  Vash the Stampede   Oct-20-06 03:31 PM   #6 
     - Me too, Me too! What fun!  buddysmellgood   Oct-20-06 03:43 PM   #8 
     - Just ONE Box Turtle?  novalib   Oct-20-06 03:49 PM   #12 
  - Sign me up!  Vash the Stampede   Oct-20-06 03:31 PM   #5 
  - Really, all of them? 100%?  madmusic   Oct-20-06 03:33 PM   #7 
  - Well, it's not true, of course.  SmokingJacket   Oct-20-06 03:49 PM   #13 
  - Sarcasm is perhaps lost on you. (nt)  Vash the Stampede   Oct-20-06 03:51 PM   #15 
     - No, got the jokes. n/t  madmusic   Oct-20-06 04:35 PM   #22 
  - Idiot scaremongering.  yibbehobba   Oct-20-06 03:44 PM   #9 
  - I can get behind all of it  Jed Dilligan   Oct-20-06 03:47 PM   #10 
  - Strange. I thought the religious right LIKED:  bluedogyellowdog   Oct-20-06 03:47 PM   #11 
  - Funny, I thought it would be this:  Kingshakabobo   Oct-20-06 03:49 PM   #14 
  - Why did you have to post that hate here  Mr_Spock   Oct-20-06 03:54 PM   #16 
  - Know thy enemy...  madmusic   Oct-20-06 04:35 PM   #21 
     - I love to hate hearing "know thy enemy" repeatedly  Mr_Spock   Oct-20-06 06:16 PM   #26 
  - where do i sign up?  greeneyedboy   Oct-20-06 03:57 PM   #17 
  - Um - I seem to have missed the platform on polgamy  Clark2008   Oct-20-06 03:58 PM   #18 
  - So far, no one has asked the AFA this question:  EOO   Oct-20-06 04:01 PM   #19 
  - No,  FitzmasAgain   Oct-20-06 04:02 PM   #20 
  - Question: What we can expect if the liberals win?  Poppyseedman   Oct-20-06 05:50 PM   #23 
  - I am not ashamed to say that I think TERRORISTS should be given RIGHTS  StellaBlue   Oct-20-06 06:02 PM   #24 
  - Sounds like a great agenda to me, COUNT ME IN  Grebrook   Oct-20-06 06:04 PM   #25 
  - Actually, Repukes and conservatives really like liberal judges  zbdent   Oct-20-06 06:25 PM   #27 
  - * Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.  Raksha   Oct-20-06 06:33 PM   #28 
  - I'm surprised this list didn't include  Rocknrule   Oct-20-06 09:04 PM   #29 

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