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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-18-06 11:59 AM
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If politics were a ballgame, how would describe the present situation?
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Since the medias likes to trreat politics as nothing more than a team sport, I figure if you can;t beat 'em join 'em.

So here's my color commentary on the current situation if it were a baseball game...Please add your own analogy, if you feel so inclined.

It's the 9th inning in the game between DC Donkeys and the GOP Hogsters.

The Hogsters had played a more aggressive game while the Donkeys had been hapless and ineffective. So the score was 3-0 for the Hogsters going into the the ninth,

But then the Hogsters had suddenly lost it, not scoring when they were up, and then making a bunch of fumbles, and the Donkeys now have three men on base.
The final batter of the inning is up, and has so far had two strikes.

So we're ready for the final pitch. If the Donkey at bat makes a solid hit and the Hogsters fail to catch the ball, we're on the verge of a major upset victory. But if the Donkey strikes out -- of if the Hogsters manage to pull off a 9th Inning Surprise -- it'll be a loss for the Donkeys. Close but no seegar.

And the Hogster pitcher winds up for the pitch.....
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  -If politics were a ballgame, how would describe the present situation? Armstead  Oct-18-06 11:59 AM   #0 
  - The 7th inning grope  HypnoToad   Oct-18-06 12:03 PM   #1 
  - If this were football  MessiahRp   Oct-18-06 12:03 PM   #2 
  - I think at this point we're up and just trying to run down the clock  Hippo_Tron   Oct-18-06 12:06 PM   #6 
  - The Bears Game down by 20 and we come back to win  Monkeyman   Oct-18-06 12:04 PM   #3 
  - Brawl on the field  Norquist Nemesis   Oct-18-06 12:05 PM   #4 
  - LOL -- Perfect  Armstead   Oct-18-06 12:13 PM   #11 
  - Democrats are playing baseball in the middle of a Rugby game. n/t  IanDB1   Oct-18-06 12:05 PM   #5 
  - Fourth down and  conscious evolution   Oct-18-06 12:06 PM   #7 
  - Safe lead in the 7th or 8th inning.  Jim4Wes   Oct-18-06 12:06 PM   #8 
  - And the relief pitcher is....  Armstead   Oct-18-06 12:19 PM   #16 
  - I am reminded of the pirate baseball game in "Hook"  TechBear_Seattle   Oct-18-06 12:10 PM   #9 
  - bench-clearing brawl...  havocmom   Oct-18-06 12:12 PM   #10 
  - It's the 2nd qtr, Donkeys have the ball on the 30 yd line.  napi21   Oct-18-06 12:14 PM   #12 
  - The hogsters have a spitball thrower in the bullpen  kingofalldems   Oct-18-06 12:17 PM   #13 
  - well, if you look at the entire Bush presidency as a 9 inning game  Magic Rat   Oct-18-06 12:18 PM   #14 
  - Hopefully the Donkey fans are headed to the voting booths  Armstead   Oct-18-06 12:22 PM   #19 
  - The Cubs...  Paulie   Oct-18-06 12:18 PM   #15 
  - He spits on the ball  Warpy   Oct-18-06 12:21 PM   #17 
  - If it were baseball  Sammy Pepys   Oct-18-06 12:22 PM   #18 
  - The future doesn't seem so bright from the bleachers...  me b zola   Oct-18-06 12:26 PM   #20 
  - steroids..  stillcool47   Oct-18-06 12:38 PM   #21 
  - Rollerball!!!  iamahaingttta   Oct-18-06 01:00 PM   #22 
  - That too...  Armstead   Oct-18-06 08:22 PM   #24 
  - Worst sport ever  Solly Mack   Oct-18-06 01:00 PM   #23 
 

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