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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 07:14 AM
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6. How do you count to 21
without using your dick ?
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  -What question would you ask w to Induce a total mental breakdown? Philosoraptor  Sep-15-06 07:04 AM   #0 
  - "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck ...  hippiechick   Sep-15-06 07:05 AM   #1 
  - How will you feel, if History finds YOUR actions are deemed CRIMINAL..  Tellurian   Sep-15-06 08:09 AM   #36 
     - He was already asked about history and his response was ...  hippiechick   Sep-15-06 08:42 AM   #41 
        - George, why did you attempt to force oil pipeline contracts on the Taliban  liberaldemocrat7   Sep-15-06 08:49 AM   #46 
        - Thats Funny, The Taliban said: They don't Deal with Republicons..  Tellurian   Sep-15-06 01:55 PM   #74 
        - Great question! Thanks,liberaldemocrat7.  The Wielding Truth   Sep-15-06 02:20 PM   #81 
        - Yes, you're right. I remember him saying that...maybe now  Tellurian   Sep-15-06 02:00 PM   #79 
  - "Mr President, Chicken or Egg?" nt  maine_raptor   Sep-15-06 07:07 AM   #2 
  - "Mr. Bush, what's six times seven?"  dicksteele   Sep-15-06 07:08 AM   #3 
  - It's the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question.  MrCoffee   Sep-15-06 12:53 PM   #69 
  - "How does it feel to be less of a success in office than your father was?"  Frank Cannon   Sep-15-06 07:10 AM   #4 
  - Have you in fact, out whimped daddy?  Philosoraptor   Sep-15-06 07:12 AM   #5 
  - Add to that :)  wakeme2008   Sep-15-06 07:15 AM   #7 
  - Are you jealous that Dad seems to like Bill more than you? n/t  lapfog_1   Sep-15-06 07:23 AM   #10 
  - Or even better...  Frank Cannon   Sep-15-06 07:30 AM   #14 
  - "These two *actual* presidents . . ." n/t  MrModerate   Sep-15-06 07:39 AM   #17 
     - These two *duly* elected presidents  seemunkee   Sep-15-06 10:22 AM   #59 
  - Plus add to yours = "And your DADDY favors Clinton over YOU!" n/t  ShortnFiery   Sep-15-06 07:37 PM   #102 
     - When Clinton and Bush Sr were flying and there was only one bed in the  wakeme2008   Sep-15-06 09:55 PM   #108 
  - Ouch!  Jade Fox   Sep-15-06 08:45 PM   #106 
  - How do you count to 21  edwardlindy   Sep-15-06 07:14 AM   #6 
  - Even if he did  DoYouEverWonder   Sep-15-06 07:38 AM   #16 
     - Maybe not even that much  edwardlindy   Sep-15-06 08:32 AM   #38 
     - Enough of that!  CrispyQGirl   Sep-15-06 02:45 PM   #86 
  - In "9/11: Press for Truth"  CJCRANE   Sep-15-06 07:17 AM   #8 
  - I'd ask him about Condi and her reported affair with the  lapfog_1   Sep-15-06 07:20 AM   #9 
  - Lady of the House  edwardlindy   Sep-15-06 08:37 AM   #39 
  - What noble cause, Mr (P)resident?  acmejack   Sep-15-06 07:26 AM   #11 
  - ''Knowing bin Laden was determined to strike, why didn't you warn America?  Octafish   Sep-15-06 07:27 AM   #12 
  - that's what i'm talkin' about  Philosoraptor   Sep-15-06 07:51 AM   #24 
  - Are you affected personally by those who call you an idiot?  Philosoraptor   Sep-15-06 07:28 AM   #13 
  - I'd ask him what he was doing  tenshi816   Sep-15-06 07:33 AM   #15 
  - How do you sleep?  MrModerate   Sep-15-06 07:39 AM   #18 
  - heavy medications  Philosoraptor   Sep-15-06 07:46 AM   #19 
  - He has no conscious. He says straight up that he sleeps fine.  The Wielding Truth   Sep-15-06 02:37 PM   #84 
  - What is your relationship to Jeff Gannon?  Octafish   Sep-15-06 07:48 AM   #20 
  - oooh, that might do it  Philosoraptor   Sep-15-06 07:49 AM   #22 
  - I think you would have to be a bit more graphic and exact in your Q  Blackhatjack   Sep-15-06 08:44 AM   #42 
  - That's the creepiest photograph I think I've ever seen,  mojowork_n   Sep-15-06 12:19 PM   #62 
  - I'd ask him WHY he was forced to do community service in the early 70's  wicket   Sep-15-06 07:49 AM   #21 
  - I'd ask how he can live with himself knowing that he's ruined so  OurVotesCount-Ohio   Sep-15-06 07:50 AM   #23 
  - Why do you hate Americans  liberal N proud   Sep-15-06 07:52 AM   #25 
  - Followed by "Why do you hate the Constitution of the USA?"  treestar   Sep-15-06 07:53 AM   #28 
  - How did it happen that the INS failed to pick up the two hijackers  treestar   Sep-15-06 07:52 AM   #26 
  - "How did you become such a complete flaming asshole?" . . .  OneBlueSky   Sep-15-06 07:52 AM   #27 
  - His mom is Babs. That explains how he turned out.  Rosemary2205   Sep-15-06 02:00 PM   #78 
  - I would only say two words one starts with an F and the other a Y  madokie   Sep-15-06 07:55 AM   #29 
  - George, don't you think the people do a far better job of picking a...  Hubert Flottz   Sep-15-06 07:56 AM   #30 
  - Goerge, why has God abandonded you?  ewoden   Sep-15-06 08:00 AM   #31 
  - "Did your grandfather ever tell you Hitler's favorite bedtime story?"  Texas Explorer   Sep-15-06 08:03 AM   #32 
  - "You sure are slurring your words a lot. Have you been drinking?"  Frank Cannon   Sep-15-06 08:04 AM   #33 
  - Respectfully sir, do you even understand these questions?  Philosoraptor   Sep-15-06 08:10 AM   #37 
     - Nice n/t  Realityhack   Sep-15-06 08:43 PM   #105 
  - Your father stopped short of Baghdad in the Gulf  doc03   Sep-15-06 08:05 AM   #34 
  - Again, why did you continue reading "My pet goat"?  lisainmilo   Sep-15-06 08:07 AM   #35 
  - Induce?  atommom   Sep-15-06 08:41 AM   #40 
  - Georgie, how does it feel  Turtlebah   Sep-15-06 08:50 AM   #48 
  - What books do you plan on reading in your jail cell while  mnhtnbb   Sep-15-06 08:47 AM   #43 
  - "Three More Shakespeares!"  K8-EEE   Sep-15-06 01:10 PM   #72 
  - "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"  fudge stripe cookays   Sep-15-06 08:47 AM   #44 
  - I'd ask - Callgirls tell me you're no good in bed and can't perform, so  blm   Sep-15-06 08:49 AM   #45 
  - "Why do you hate freedom?"  chimpsrsmarter   Sep-15-06 08:50 AM   #47 
  - "How did you feel when your parents played golf the day after Robin died?  yodermon   Sep-15-06 08:53 AM   #49 
  - Wow. Do you think that this caused his major emotional impairment?  The Wielding Truth   Sep-15-06 02:48 PM   #87 
  - "When did you stop snorting coke and started using heroin?"  Connie_Corleone   Sep-15-06 08:54 AM   #50 
  - "When will your daughters sign up to fight in Iraq?"  Connie_Corleone   Sep-15-06 08:55 AM   #51 
  - "This statement is a lie."  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Sep-15-06 08:56 AM   #52 
  - Calculate out to the highest number  hyphenate   Sep-15-06 08:57 AM   #53 
  - Do you need Jeff Gannon to achieve an orgasm?  Arkham House   Sep-15-06 09:10 AM   #54 
  - Yeah Somebody Ask Him Why There Was A Whore In The WH  K8-EEE   Sep-15-06 01:11 PM   #73 
  - I would SO ask about Jimmy/Jeff! Basically, I'd ask Bush why he's  WinkyDink   Sep-15-06 07:36 PM   #100 
  - would you take a urine test right now?  Philosoraptor   Sep-15-06 10:14 AM   #55 
  - why is Iraq seeking security aid from Iran?  radfringe   Sep-15-06 10:17 AM   #56 
  - how many times did you go down on gannon??...n/t  flyarm   Sep-15-06 10:17 AM   #57 
  - Gandhi Peace Activist .  galileo3000   Sep-15-06 10:20 AM   #58 
  - I was going to ask  KikiDisme   Sep-15-06 10:44 AM   #60 
  - I would ask him what Matthew 1:1 says.  Jamastiene   Sep-15-06 10:52 AM   #61 
  - "How many times have you been arrested?"  NYC Liberal   Sep-15-06 12:25 PM   #63 
  - my choice as well n/t  librechik   Sep-15-06 02:24 PM   #82 
  - Are you ready for Impeachment? nt  TheGoldenRule   Sep-15-06 12:30 PM   #64 
  - i would ask him to explain  buddhamama   Sep-15-06 12:33 PM   #65 
  - Where were you the day JFK Jr. died?  ryanus   Sep-15-06 12:34 PM   #66 
  - Which brainless, no class, fratboy reject, cheerleading wannabe..  BigMcLargehuge   Sep-15-06 12:35 PM   #67 
  - If your sister Robin had lived to see what you've done to America...  dback   Sep-15-06 12:52 PM   #68 
  - "Two plus two! Quick!" (n/t)  Posteritatis   Sep-15-06 01:04 PM   #70 
  - What would jesus do?  sproutster   Sep-15-06 01:07 PM   #71 
  - Whois the bigger bigger wimp, you or your dad?  patcox2   Sep-15-06 01:57 PM   #75 
  - How did you plan for 911?  IChing   Sep-15-06 01:58 PM   #76 
  - "S-s-sir... I mean, Your Highness. The Democrats now control Congress  Swamp Rat   Sep-15-06 01:58 PM   #77 
  - "I don't know if you'll know the answer to this. May I ask your boss?"  RedStateShame   Sep-15-06 02:02 PM   #80 
  - Do you remember what the Pet Goat's name was Mr. Resident? nt  goclark   Sep-15-06 02:28 PM   #83 
  - That would show him a thing or two!  deaniac21   Sep-15-06 02:41 PM   #85 
  - Why have you appointed more CONVICTED FELONS to your administration  greyhound1966   Sep-15-06 02:49 PM   #88 
  - "You have been an undisputed failure at every endeavour you've undertaken"  lebkuchen   Sep-15-06 02:51 PM   #89 
  - I'd ask...  mithnanthy   Sep-15-06 02:51 PM   #90 
  - I would ask him why he allowed Sammy Sosa to be traded.  texas1928   Sep-15-06 02:53 PM   #91 
  - Excellent. And as a followup, "Why should the American people trust  BurtWorm   Sep-15-06 02:55 PM   #92 
     - My follow up would be.  texas1928   Sep-15-06 03:29 PM   #94 
  - Shrub, er, I mean Sir,  sgcase   Sep-15-06 02:58 PM   #93 
  - "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and ..."  TorchesAndPitchforks   Sep-15-06 03:39 PM   #95 
  - Why are you such a lying sack 'o shit? n/t  SoCalDem   Sep-15-06 03:41 PM   #96 
  - Mind blowing question  rrasile   Sep-15-06 03:44 PM   #97 
  - Does It Burn When You Pee-Pee after screwing over the whole world?  bbetss   Sep-15-06 07:32 PM   #98 
  - Mr. President, you like baseball. So tell us:  ocelot   Sep-15-06 07:35 PM   #99 
  - Is it true that you are a robot  sweetheart   Sep-15-06 07:37 PM   #101 
  - Ask him why he is demanding that the Constitution and rule of law  Skidmore   Sep-15-06 07:38 PM   #103 
  - If I were David Gregory today, I would have laughed audibly and  izzybeans   Sep-15-06 08:29 PM   #104 
  - "Is it hard work?"  CarlVK   Sep-15-06 08:46 PM   #107 
  - ------  Philosoraptor   Sep-16-06 07:54 AM   #109 
 

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