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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 11:08 PM
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Answer for a FW "joke"?
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Gimme a hand... I just got this "joke" from a guy I know. He's ignorantly apolitical, but he keeps sending me shit that forwarded to him.

How about a "joke" that I can "Reply All"?

Iranian Ambassador

TheIranianAmbassadortotheUNhadjustfinishedgivingaspeech,and
walkedoutintothelobbywherehemetPresidentBush.

Theyshookhands,andastheywalkedtheIraniansaid,"Youknow,Ihave
justonequestionaboutwhatIhaveseeninAmerica."

PresidentBushsaid,"Well,anythingIcandotohelpyou,Iwill."

TheIranianwhispered"Mysonwatchesthisshow'StarTrek'andinit
thereisChekhovwhoisRussian,ScottywhoisScottish,andSuluwhois
ChinesebutnoArabs.Mysonisveryupsetanddoesn'tunderstandwhy
therearen'tanyIraniansonStarTrek."

PresidentBushlaughed,leanedtowardtheIranianambassador,and
whisperedback,"It'sbecauseittakesplaceinthefuture."
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  -Answer for a FW "joke"? Bigmack  Sep-13-06 11:08 PM   #0 
  - I thought you were talking about a joke about Fort Worth, I wanted to hear  RGBolen   Sep-13-06 11:09 PM   #1 
  - Here's one  TomClash   Sep-13-06 11:15 PM   #2 
  - LOL!!  Clark2008   Sep-14-06 08:10 AM   #15 
  - Here's a funny one that's made the rounds  TomClash   Sep-13-06 11:18 PM   #3 
  - Oh THANK YOU!  Tyler Durden   Sep-14-06 08:06 AM   #14 
     - Happy to oblige! nt  TomClash   Sep-14-06 09:52 AM   #16 
  - I'm pretty sure Khan was a Middle Easterner.  cigsandcoffee   Sep-13-06 11:20 PM   #4 
  - I may be outing myself as a total geek, here...  bperci108   Sep-13-06 11:30 PM   #6 
  - Khan Noonien Singh  Der Blaue Engel   Sep-14-06 12:08 AM   #8 
     - The name Singh is always a dead giveaway  tenshi816   Sep-14-06 02:29 AM   #10 
     - I bow in worship.  bperci108   Sep-14-06 01:08 PM   #17 
  - Nahhh, he was a recycled car salesman...  Tesha   Sep-14-06 06:43 AM   #13 
  - Kinda sick  Alacrat   Sep-13-06 11:20 PM   #5 
  - Reply: they're straight outta "Patterns of Force"  MisterP   Sep-13-06 11:31 PM   #7 
  - Only a right winger would think genocide is a joke  OregonDem   Sep-14-06 12:25 AM   #9 
  - The bad news is  ThoughtCriminal   Sep-14-06 02:36 AM   #11 
  - I think the joke would be funnier if it ended with  BerryBush   Sep-14-06 06:22 AM   #12 
 

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