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Thu Aug-31-06 11:22 AM
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| -The Woman Behind President Bush's Reading List |
Crankie Avalon |
Aug-31-06 10:15 AM |
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K&R |
Newsjock |
Aug-31-06 10:18 AM |
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took me just a minute--this is GREAT!!! |
niyad |
Aug-31-06 10:19 AM |
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3 Shakespeares = "Julius Caeser, Romeo and Juliet" |
moc |
Aug-31-06 10:20 AM |
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Is that for real, or just a joke by the author? |
VolcanoJen |
Aug-31-06 10:21 AM |
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Based on the fact that *ALL* of the books are the "greatest book"... |
Tesha |
Sep-01-06 07:31 AM |
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"Julius Caeser, Romeo, and Juliet"??? Did Bush say it that way? as if it |
yellowcanine |
Aug-31-06 10:20 AM |
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OY!!!! ROTFL!!! |
Julius Civitatus |
Aug-31-06 10:22 AM |
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We were had. Read the original post carefully. |
yellowcanine |
Aug-31-06 10:24 AM |
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It's from The Onion, right? |
Julius Civitatus |
Aug-31-06 10:28 AM |
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It should be if it is not. Very well done. |
yellowcanine |
Aug-31-06 10:32 AM |
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I wrote it myself, but thank you...I like the Onion a lot and it's... |
Crankie Avalon |
Aug-31-06 11:45 AM |
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You had me until that line. |
ContraBass Black |
Aug-31-06 12:01 PM |
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It was the criteria that made me look... |
AnneD |
Aug-31-06 04:06 PM |
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You got both me and my husband |
rosesaylavee |
Aug-31-06 02:00 PM |
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Ya had me goin', ya did... |
badgerpup |
Sep-01-06 01:11 AM |
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Oops. You got me. Good job. Good satire. |
yellowcanine |
Aug-31-06 10:23 AM |
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Can't the President pick his own books from the library? |
savemefromdumbya |
Aug-31-06 10:20 AM |
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Can't the president's WIFE, the former LIBRARIAN be charged with something |
radwriter0555 |
Sep-01-06 08:39 AM |
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LOL! |
Drum |
Aug-31-06 10:20 AM |
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Wow. You win the prize for best post of the day. |
genie_weenie |
Aug-31-06 10:21 AM |
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Chimpy's books can't be "too long or too faggy" |
Julius Civitatus |
Aug-31-06 10:24 AM |
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Important ground rule: Not "TOO" faggy??? Eh? Lil' faggy is Okay then? |
Supersedeas |
Aug-31-06 10:48 AM |
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A smidgen of "faggy" is just fine |
Canuckistanian |
Aug-31-06 11:17 AM |
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Well yes, that requirement well bespeaks Bush's own brand of |
Kurovski |
Aug-31-06 11:56 AM |
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Bushio and Gannonette |
Supersedeas |
Aug-31-06 12:45 PM |
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For never was a story of more woe: Than this of Gannonette and his Bushio. |
Kurovski |
Aug-31-06 01:24 PM |
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Some missing books |
Catbird |
Aug-31-06 10:24 AM |
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"The Spy Who Loved Me" (Valerie Plame) - I guess that would be on Rove's |
yellowcanine |
Aug-31-06 10:31 AM |
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Um, I don't think Huxley wrote 1984 |
karlrschneider |
Aug-31-06 10:40 AM |
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George Orwell wrote "1984". |
yellowcanine |
Aug-31-06 10:52 AM |
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Thanks for the correction. nt/ |
Catbird |
Aug-31-06 12:40 PM |
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B.V.D.s |
DesertedRose |
Aug-31-06 10:25 AM |
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LOL, not enough coffee yet! |
BrotherBuzz |
Aug-31-06 10:38 AM |
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I hadn't thought of him at the time, but he IS one of my favorite posters |
Crankie Avalon |
Aug-31-06 11:47 AM |
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LOL...you had me up until the "too long" or "too faggy" rules. |
peekaloo |
Aug-31-06 10:26 AM |
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The "book reports" are great also. Dead giveaways. I glossed over them |
yellowcanine |
Aug-31-06 10:29 AM |
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You should submit this to the Onion! nt |
Marie26 |
Aug-31-06 10:32 AM |
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Bush actually specified "not too faggy"? My God! Yet the prick *.... |
whistle |
Aug-31-06 10:49 AM |
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Wow, you wrote this? |
SeveneightyWhoa |
Aug-31-06 11:02 AM |
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Thanks! Check your inbox. n/t |
Crankie Avalon |
Aug-31-06 11:48 AM |
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* |
npincus |
Aug-31-06 11:18 AM |
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Too damn funny. |
bleever |
Aug-31-06 11:22 AM |
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i knew i was being had |
yorkiemommie1 |
Aug-31-06 11:28 AM |
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Hehe...actually, he does use "opine," that's why I deliberately chose it |
Crankie Avalon |
Aug-31-06 11:54 AM |
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' opine ' |
yorkiemommie1 |
Aug-31-06 01:53 PM |
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best satire I've seen in a while |
DVJNU |
Aug-31-06 11:37 AM |
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Just did it for fun here on DU but someone left a PM in my box asking... |
Crankie Avalon |
Aug-31-06 11:57 AM |
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LOL plus tax! He should have read the Cliff Notes, might have |
Faux pas |
Aug-31-06 11:38 AM |
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I got half way through that before I realized it was a joke...HYSTERICAL! |
Atman |
Aug-31-06 12:00 PM |
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Surely you corrected his spelling, Crankie |
kskiska |
Aug-31-06 02:03 PM |
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This had to be written by an English teacher. |
knitter4democracy |
Aug-31-06 07:59 PM |
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My BA is in English and it was my favorite subject as a schoolboy... |
Crankie Avalon |
Sep-01-06 07:26 AM |
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I taught for three years. I couldn't last longer then. |
knitter4democracy |
Sep-01-06 08:39 AM |
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So long as this is already kicked, thanks to everyone... |
Crankie Avalon |
Sep-01-06 07:29 AM |
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"too faggy" - Are you kidding me??? |
wicket |
Sep-01-06 07:30 AM |
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Key word here is LIST |
warrens |
Sep-01-06 08:20 AM |
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Great job Crankie! |
johnnie |
Sep-01-06 08:36 AM |
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Bush is such a moron |
focusfan |
Sep-01-06 08:50 AM |
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Brilliant! |
sofa king |
Sep-01-06 09:28 AM |
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Kick.(nt) |
Kurovski |
Sep-02-06 02:50 AM |
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