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Cyrano

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Thu Aug-10-06 02:39 PM
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New flight security: No clothes. No baggage. 24 hour fasting before flight

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Clothes? It started with shoes, but explosives can be disguised as virtually anything. No more clothing on planes.

Baggage? Who knows what's in there? Gotta' ship it by truck before your trip.

Can you eat or drink a delayed explosive? You bet. Gotta' show up at the airport, walk nude through security and wait 24 hours for your flight.

Today it's planes. Will trains be next?

The plan is clear. Drive everywhere. Use gas. Be afraid.

Sorry, gotta' go take my thorazine now.

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