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Sat Jul-15-06 03:45 PM
Response to Reply #117 |
| 128. can you just imagine that? |
| -Nutjob christians stop everything...waiting for the rapture |
cynatnite |
Jul-14-06 04:34 PM |
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so, in a month or five, when they're not ratpured, what happens? |
villager |
Jul-14-06 04:37 PM |
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Rat Pured? Was that a typo, or cleverly deliberate?? NT |
MADem |
Jul-14-06 04:38 PM |
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I will now take credit that it was "deliberate" |
villager |
Jul-14-06 04:40 PM |
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Hard to say |
gratuitous |
Jul-14-06 05:41 PM |
#35 |
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Uh uh. They will shrug it off. |
IMModerate |
Jul-14-06 07:06 PM |
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Yep. Fundies move the goalposts constantly. |
Lindacooks |
Jul-14-06 09:55 PM |
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A certain religion predicted the end in '74, iirc. I was PISSED |
elehhhhna |
Jul-14-06 07:36 PM |
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They are going to be as disappointed.... |
bvar22 |
Jul-14-06 09:03 PM |
#84 |
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That's not how cults operate. |
mwb970 |
Jul-15-06 06:52 AM |
#112 |
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Most of what is happening now |
China_cat |
Jul-14-06 05:54 PM |
#37 |
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If they are convinced that they were left behind... |
nebenaube |
Jul-14-06 10:33 PM |
#95 |
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Jehovah Witnesses do this about once every 50 years or so. |
roguevalley |
Jul-15-06 01:04 AM |
#103 |
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I'm sorry, but that's just plain funny - in a sad kinda way n/t |
phylny |
Jul-15-06 06:46 AM |
#110 |
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Major depression which will manifest itself by making them |
GreenPartyVoter |
Jul-15-06 08:00 AM |
#119 |
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I'd say they would wish they were still HERE........ |
buff2 |
Jul-14-06 04:38 PM |
#2 |
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What's a DH, anyway? "Deadhead"? |
Glorfindel |
Jul-14-06 04:39 PM |
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DH=dear husband |
jumpoffdaplanet |
Jul-14-06 04:40 PM |
#9 |
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and what does AC mean? |
Nabia2004 |
Jul-14-06 04:53 PM |
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AC probably = "Anti-Christ"... nt |
Shipwack |
Jul-14-06 05:01 PM |
#32 |
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cirque du soleil |
ptolle |
Jul-14-06 11:10 PM |
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In the less PC days, in the military, it meant DEPENDENT HUSBAND NT |
MADem |
Jul-14-06 04:41 PM |
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What morons |
jumpoffdaplanet |
Jul-14-06 04:39 PM |
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They need to stop eating and drinking...let's see how strong that faith is |
MADem |
Jul-14-06 04:40 PM |
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Mountain Dew! |
Ikonoklast |
Jul-14-06 07:06 PM |
#63 |
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If they really had any faith at all... |
htuttle |
Jul-14-06 04:40 PM |
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This people are un-BEELEEVable! |
Amy6627 |
Jul-14-06 04:40 PM |
#8 |
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don't they base it on Revelation? |
maxsolomon |
Jul-14-06 04:44 PM |
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Actually, if you look at what he said |
China_cat |
Jul-14-06 05:57 PM |
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Hate to tell 'em this, but it ain't happenin' |
Penndems |
Jul-14-06 04:43 PM |
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I'd love to be able to help these people....... |
Bonhomme Richard |
Jul-14-06 04:43 PM |
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This is what the Rapture is all about gang: |
Sequoia |
Jul-14-06 04:45 PM |
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For those hoping to be raptured shortly. Send me your money. |
Solly Mack |
Jul-14-06 04:45 PM |
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Is anyone else thinking of comets and cults when you look at them? |
muriel_volestrangler |
Jul-14-06 04:47 PM |
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comets.. cults.. nikes.. homemade spaceships.. voluntary castration... |
Lady Effingbroke |
Jul-14-06 09:34 PM |
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well inasmuch as they believe they leave everything behind, |
catmother |
Jul-14-06 04:47 PM |
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Guess no ones been following the rapture lunatics. |
mrcheerful |
Jul-14-06 05:47 PM |
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gee i heard it the other way. that even the clothes they are |
catmother |
Jul-14-06 06:25 PM |
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I heard the streets are paved with gold... |
cynatnite |
Jul-14-06 06:33 PM |
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And Ice Cream Sundaes for Breakfast! |
smirkymonkey |
Jul-14-06 09:30 PM |
#86 |
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So that means we're going to see fat, naked fundies |
classicfilmfan |
Jul-15-06 07:51 AM |
#117 |
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can you just imagine that? |
catmother |
Jul-15-06 03:45 PM |
#128 |
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That's crazy. You don't get to bring your crap with you. |
guinivere |
Jul-14-06 06:45 PM |
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I can't see god allowing hummers in heaven n/t |
cynatnite |
Jul-14-06 06:46 PM |
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No, hell is like the suburbs. nt |
haruka3_2000 |
Jul-15-06 01:54 AM |
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It's ironic that not ONE of Benny Hinn's "followers" has a single |
leeroysphits |
Jul-14-06 11:29 PM |
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UH EVERY THREAD IS THE SAME! |
pepperbear |
Jul-14-06 04:47 PM |
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You just helped clear something up for me. |
bling bling |
Jul-15-06 01:35 AM |
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ROFLMAO |
foreigncorrespondent |
Jul-14-06 04:47 PM |
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Remember those bumper stickers? |
WilliamPitt |
Jul-14-06 04:50 PM |
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I'm planning to make a fortune by manufacturing straight jackets. |
Cyrano |
Jul-14-06 04:50 PM |
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Wow. Their delusional thinking almost makes me pity them. |
blurp |
Jul-14-06 04:51 PM |
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This should be good. I book marked that sight so I can come back when |
Sapere aude |
Jul-14-06 04:53 PM |
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Now which channel should I watch the rapture news on? Fox or CNN? |
Sapere aude |
Jul-14-06 04:58 PM |
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Do you think CBN hired non-Christians just in case? |
cynatnite |
Jul-14-06 05:02 PM |
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OMFG |
SlipperySlope |
Jul-14-06 04:54 PM |
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My mother gave me the 'in the blink of an eye' speech yesterday... |
cynatnite |
Jul-14-06 04:57 PM |
#28 |
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Allow me to explain that; |
The Straight Story |
Jul-14-06 06:30 PM |
#43 |
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Except for the people they think are going to hell. |
blonndee |
Jul-15-06 02:48 PM |
#126 |
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It'll be like orgasm, I'm sure. |
The Witch |
Jul-14-06 07:50 PM |
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"Or do you think we'll just feel the manacles suddenly clamped |
smirkymonkey |
Jul-14-06 09:33 PM |
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Dear Rapture Nuts: The rapture is not imminent; I repeat, the rapture is |
Lady Effingbroke |
Jul-14-06 09:42 PM |
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Cramming for their final exam ...n/t |
SoCalDem |
Jul-14-06 04:54 PM |
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Normally, I'm tolerant of other people's beliefs but... |
EOO |
Jul-14-06 04:57 PM |
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I have absolute respect for the RIGHT of people to follow any religion. |
ocelot |
Jul-14-06 06:47 PM |
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I hear ya. It's kind of too much, isn't it? Especially when they're |
BullGooseLoony |
Jul-14-06 07:05 PM |
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These are some scary, scary, scary people we're dealing with. |
EOO |
Jul-14-06 07:38 PM |
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That's what I have been thinking. |
mwb970 |
Jul-15-06 07:04 AM |
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I always remember this Carlin quote: |
EOO |
Jul-15-06 02:41 PM |
#125 |
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These are the people in charge of the republican party and White House! |
AlinPA |
Jul-14-06 04:59 PM |
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Same things have been said by these wackos since about 1840! |
sinkingfeeling |
Jul-14-06 05:00 PM |
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You would think they would have become slightly suspicious by |
smirkymonkey |
Jul-14-06 09:34 PM |
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Religion can be so dangerous and in these times is insane. |
partylessinOhio |
Jul-14-06 05:07 PM |
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Well.... |
sendero |
Jul-14-06 05:58 PM |
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The houses get raptured when they miss their August mortgage payments. |
elehhhhna |
Jul-14-06 06:27 PM |
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The ultimate country club snobs. |
Kurovski |
Jul-14-06 07:47 PM |
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These people are absolutely insane! |
sparosnare |
Jul-14-06 06:28 PM |
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Rove's voter base evaporate into thin air? We should be so lucky. |
Joanne98 |
Jul-14-06 06:39 PM |
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But then who'll handle the snakes? n/t |
IDemo |
Jul-14-06 06:44 PM |
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Nastassaja Kinski? |
Kurovski |
Jul-14-06 07:05 PM |
#62 |
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Or maybe Mr. Jackson? |
Kurovski |
Jul-14-06 07:37 PM |
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Jesus, please start with the DU Lounge. |
Bleachers7 |
Jul-14-06 06:46 PM |
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I hope he starts with Faux news....they'll finally be off the air n/t |
cynatnite |
Jul-14-06 06:48 PM |
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People have thought the end was here before. |
LisaLynne |
Jul-14-06 06:47 PM |
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"Countdown To Armageddon" next on The History Channel |
GOPisEvil |
Jul-14-06 06:50 PM |
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I have noticed over the past year or so that the History and Discovery |
Lady Effingbroke |
Jul-15-06 01:48 AM |
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Don't bother voting, either. |
rucky |
Jul-14-06 06:51 PM |
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Not clicking the link...is that from an asylum chat room? nt |
jackstraw45 |
Jul-14-06 06:56 PM |
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Would be nice though... |
rateyes |
Jul-14-06 06:57 PM |
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These People are Psycho |
tlsmith1963 |
Jul-14-06 06:59 PM |
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Death Culters with their |
PassingFair |
Jul-14-06 08:00 PM |
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i rented one of those "left behind" movies for a laugh. even the |
catmother |
Jul-14-06 08:20 PM |
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Well, this particular nutjob Chistian figures... |
LanternWaste |
Jul-14-06 06:59 PM |
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Crackheads. nt |
BullGooseLoony |
Jul-14-06 07:02 PM |
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They Will Most Likely Kill Themselves |
stepnw1f |
Jul-14-06 07:04 PM |
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Don't you just love their humility? |
LostInAnomie |
Jul-14-06 07:07 PM |
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So that's why W's numbers are down - his base has been rapturing lately |
The Count |
Jul-14-06 07:09 PM |
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They either pulled the thread |
jumpoffdaplanet |
Jul-14-06 07:33 PM |
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I guess they didn't like the spotlight exposing how insane they are |
cynatnite |
Jul-14-06 07:52 PM |
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What would God say about that? Aren't they supposed to be |
BullGooseLoony |
Jul-14-06 08:09 PM |
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HAHHAHA.... Bag of Fucking Nuts !!!!!! |
Ragazz68 |
Jul-14-06 07:43 PM |
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Let's hope they forget to vote in November |
tridim |
Jul-14-06 07:43 PM |
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That site is a hoot. |
formercia |
Jul-14-06 07:50 PM |
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Good riddance. Maybe they'll stop voting and reproducing themselves. |
undeterred |
Jul-14-06 08:01 PM |
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Some Google cached links for your entertainment... |
OhioChick |
Jul-14-06 08:16 PM |
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When, oh when, will the APA develop medication for those |
Jamastiene |
Jul-14-06 08:28 PM |
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I Pray To God Every Day For The Rapture To Come |
C_U_L8R |
Jul-14-06 08:31 PM |
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At some point, we are going to have to deal with many dispirited people. |
MamaBear |
Jul-14-06 09:18 PM |
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I hope they have their matching track suits ready. |
impeachdubya |
Jul-14-06 09:52 PM |
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Why don't they just off themselves if they're so ready to 'meet |
Lindacooks |
Jul-14-06 09:53 PM |
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I'll believe in the rapture the day that Pat Robertson gives all |
Lindacooks |
Jul-14-06 09:57 PM |
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careful what you wish for |
wagthedogwar |
Jul-14-06 10:40 PM |
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I wonder what the rapture ringtones sound like? |
calico1 |
Jul-14-06 10:38 PM |
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Rapture Ringtones? |
chefgirl |
Jul-15-06 01:01 AM |
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Yep. If you click on the link to the message |
calico1 |
Jul-15-06 06:51 AM |
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I found it! |
Clark2008 |
Jul-15-06 09:06 AM |
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There could be some great yard sales this weekend. |
alfredo |
Jul-14-06 11:41 PM |
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No WONDER some people are driving like half asleep zombies |
Digit |
Jul-15-06 12:22 AM |
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FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY!!! |
Swamp Rat |
Jul-15-06 01:56 AM |
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One of the sickest of the lot: |
pecwae |
Jul-15-06 06:41 AM |
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Name removed |
Jul-15-06 06:43 AM |
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Please stop calling these people Christians. |
tinfoilinfor2005 |
Jul-15-06 07:28 AM |
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KKKristians ?? |
C_U_L8R |
Jul-15-06 07:46 AM |
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Much better. |
tinfoilinfor2005 |
Jul-15-06 08:43 AM |
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I love that British comic that did a routine about being the Devil |
maxrandb |
Jul-15-06 07:49 AM |
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Rowan Atkinson (aka Blackadder, Mr. Bean) - he also did a remake |
muriel_volestrangler |
Jul-15-06 03:12 PM |
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Hey, fundies, doesn't God help those who help themselves? DIY Rapture! |
iconoclastic cat |
Jul-15-06 07:59 AM |
#118 |
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They're trying to figure out how to destroy Damascus |
HeeBGBz |
Jul-15-06 08:03 AM |
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My advice |
shadowknows69 |
Jul-15-06 08:11 AM |
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It really is sad actually... |
SaveElmer |
Jul-15-06 09:11 AM |
#124 |
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What exactly were you expecting to find - |
lynne |
Jul-15-06 03:56 PM |
#129 |
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