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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 01:43 PM
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55. this has to be a spoof
I would like to see where they got this from
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  -1% of Americans think Jesus Christ was "the greatest American of all time" NNN0LHI  Jul-11-06 08:10 AM   #0 
  - Please tell me that's not true  shadowknows69   Jul-11-06 08:13 AM   #1 
  - there are many sick americans out there  alyce douglas   Jul-11-06 08:17 AM   #2 
  - But, he's Jewish!  gratuitous   Jul-11-06 08:18 AM   #3 
  - She probably just thought he was from Miami  shadowknows69   Jul-11-06 08:22 AM   #10 
     - That would be cool for tourism  RagingInMiami   Jul-11-06 10:38 AM   #28 
  - Mormons think Jesus came to America. - n/t  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 08:19 AM   #4 
  - Drats, and I missed the tour  magellan   Jul-11-06 08:20 AM   #6 
  - They keep the last surviving tee shirt from it in a vault in Utah. - n/t  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 08:52 AM   #15 
  - Prolly only because it's tie-dyed and smells of heavenly weed. :-)  magellan   Jul-11-06 08:59 AM   #17 
  - Don't worry, I was at that tour, and I got you a T-Shirt  ComerPerro   Jul-11-06 10:46 AM   #30 
  - So you are fine with  Goblinmonger   Jul-11-06 10:17 AM   #23 
  - You said that, I didn't.  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 11:36 AM   #33 
     - OK  Goblinmonger   Jul-11-06 11:38 AM   #37 
        - Well, I do find the Mormon claims even more ridiculous.  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 11:41 AM   #40 
           - They same could be said about the rest of the bible. -nt  mccoyn   Jul-11-06 11:47 AM   #43 
           - I agree, but not to the same degree.  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 11:49 AM   #45 
           - In my mind  Goblinmonger   Jul-11-06 12:03 PM   #49 
              - The old school gospels are even less reliable in some ways...  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 01:34 PM   #51 
                 - I'll give you plausibility  Goblinmonger   Jul-11-06 02:07 PM   #59 
                    - "...would appear to Jews only..."  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 03:16 PM   #61 
                       - Catholics believe that heaven is theirs  Goblinmonger   Jul-11-06 03:25 PM   #64 
                          - It's the ones who focus on the proselytizing rather than the love...  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 03:32 PM   #65 
  - Don't they believe he was born in Jackson County, Missouri?  RagingInMiami   Jul-11-06 10:37 AM   #27 
  - Wrong!  calico1   Jul-11-06 11:36 AM   #34 
  - Hey I went to school with Jesus too  RagingInMiami   Jul-11-06 11:49 AM   #46 
     - Jesus was a skinny Puerto Rican kid  calico1   Jul-11-06 01:36 PM   #52 
        - I bet my jesus would beat your jesus up  RagingInMiami   Jul-11-06 01:59 PM   #57 
           - Your Jesus could have sat on my Jesus  calico1   Jul-11-06 02:04 PM   #58 
              - My Jesus was pretty dumb  RagingInMiami   Jul-11-06 02:16 PM   #60 
  - I think that's Jesus Sanchez.  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 11:37 AM   #36 
  - I believe that was Doubting Thomas.  WinkyDink   Jul-11-06 12:06 PM   #50 
  - I think that's just the Ashcroft family that believes that.  izzybeans   Jul-11-06 04:43 PM   #69 
  - Don't tell me--to "do those jobs Americans won't do?"  KansDem   Jul-11-06 01:42 PM   #54 
  - Yes, and to hook up exclusive contracts for its development...  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 03:20 PM   #62 
  - what's that? Morons, you say?  anarch   Jul-11-06 03:23 PM   #63 
     - Stop it, you Discordian you. - n/t  porphyrian   Jul-11-06 04:02 PM   #66 
  - but don't the mormons believe jesus came to america during the three...  Gato Moteado   Jul-11-06 08:20 AM   #5 
  - I bet Andrea Yates and Bush are in the 1%  Nimrod2005   Jul-11-06 08:20 AM   #7 
  - WTF?  flakey_foont   Jul-11-06 08:21 AM   #8 
  - I know... I was SURE Santa would make the list. Why do they hate America?  helderheid   Jul-11-06 08:53 AM   #16 
  - There are some very dim bulbs in this country....  marmar   Jul-11-06 08:22 AM   #9 
  - JESUS CHRIST!! What is wrong with these people...  originalpckelly   Jul-11-06 08:24 AM   #11 
  - I'm surprised it isn't 25%...  Arkham House   Jul-11-06 08:24 AM   #12 
  - My thoughts exactly  amybhole   Jul-11-06 09:24 AM   #19 
  - I'm with you  long_green   Jul-11-06 11:41 AM   #39 
     - ROFL! And he looks just like the guy nextdoor,  quantessd   Jul-11-06 01:41 PM   #53 
  - heh  bigtree   Jul-11-06 08:25 AM   #13 
  - Sad.  Fox Mulder   Jul-11-06 08:27 AM   #14 
  - Of course He is! Why do you think the Bible is written in English?  lectrobyte   Jul-11-06 09:15 AM   #18 
  - Stephen Colbert, is that you? eom  DesertedRose   Jul-11-06 10:02 AM   #20 
     - Only in my dreams. I was somewhat disturbed that it's so easy  lectrobyte   Jul-11-06 10:13 AM   #22 
  - Ok. That does it. It's time to move.  Touchdown   Jul-11-06 10:06 AM   #21 
  - 7% believe that Elvis is still alive  Nikki Stone 1   Jul-11-06 10:20 AM   #24 
  - Me wonders how many believe that Kenny Boy creep is still alive.  Amonester   Jul-11-06 10:26 AM   #26 
  - How Could Jesus be an American?  ribofunk   Jul-11-06 10:24 AM   #25 
  - i wonder what percentage think him "the greatest living American"?  fishwax   Jul-11-06 10:44 AM   #29 
  - When you're too stupid to come up with a name, use "Jesus Christ"  ComerPerro   Jul-11-06 10:47 AM   #31 
  - I'm shocked it's that low!  WI_DEM   Jul-11-06 11:35 AM   #32 
  - That's nothing...99% of them think Jesus was white. nt  KyuzoGator   Jul-11-06 11:37 AM   #35 
  - My velvet painting tells me so. n/t  rucky   Jul-11-06 11:42 AM   #41 
  - There's no way people can be that stupid...  EOO   Jul-11-06 11:40 AM   #38 
  - One percent of Americans are schizophrenic, too. nt  SmokingJacket   Jul-11-06 11:43 AM   #42 
  - Uhhh....  defiant1   Jul-11-06 11:48 AM   #44 
  - Was Ronald Reagan The Second Coming Of Christ?  underpants   Jul-11-06 11:59 AM   #47 
  - Oh, fuck.  impeachdubya   Jul-11-06 12:01 PM   #48 
  - this has to be a spoof  stop the bleeding   Jul-11-06 01:43 PM   #55 
  - 1% ?  Roark   Jul-11-06 10:34 PM   #74 
  - That's all?  Marie26   Jul-11-06 01:44 PM   #56 
  - This might not be just a joke. A peer-reviewed Johns Hopkins  AirAmFan   Jul-11-06 04:21 PM   #67 
  - Is this the one.  gordianot   Jul-11-06 04:30 PM   #68 
  - This has got to be the funniest headline of the day.  icymist   Jul-11-06 04:48 PM   #70 
  - Shows what I know ..... I thought he was a Mexican.  lpbk2713   Jul-11-06 04:54 PM   #71 
  - He's probably in the US illegally!!  progressoid   Jul-11-06 06:14 PM   #72 
  - It's just fecking hopeless.  Kurovski   Jul-11-06 09:55 PM   #73 
  - IQ between 65 and 70 no doubt.  Ragazz68   Jul-11-06 10:36 PM   #75 
 

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