Reply #30: Don't you know?

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If gay people are allowed to marry, next thing you know people will want to marry their brothers/sisters, animals, furniture, extraterrestrials, small appliances and FSM only knows what else. Furthermore, it has been proven time and time again that gay people are incapable of holding long-term relationships, unlike straight people (such as Britney Spears and Renee Zellweger). Nor are they known for remaining monogamous like straight people (such as Jude Law and Brad Pitt). Therefore letting them get married would only be an exercise in futility as well as an affront to a noble and sacred tradition.