Reply #36: I can spell out every RW talk show like this:

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This is every debate (I'm using Hannity and Colmes as an example):

Hannity: spouts pre-fabricated RW talking points that were faxed to Fox News by Karl Rove the previous day.

Corporate shill #1: I agree with Hannity.

Colmes: ....

Hannity: Says something irrelevant (*insert name of news story irrelevant to war*) as if it's actually "news". Let's go to corporate shill #2 for an interview.

Corporate shill #2 agrees with Hannity.

Colmes: Gets shut up by Hannity the second he opens his mouth.

Hannity: Goes to Ann Coulter as an outside mediator

Coulter: Reiterates everything said by Hannity as if it's a fact.

Colmes: Once again gets shut up the second he opens his mouth.

Corporate shill #3: Agrees with corporate shill #1 and #2, as well as Hannity and Coulter.

Corporate shill #4: Brought in via satellite television to debunk everything said by Colmes, even though he has yet to speak.

Hannity: Takes some calls from pre-screened, insanely RW guests, agrees with them.

Liberal caller gets through Hannity.

Hannity: Yells at them for nothing more than being liberal.

Colmes: ....

Hannity: And that's all we have time for. Stay tuned for *insert name of next Fox Shill who goes on to have EXACTLY the same show as the one before it*.

And that's why I dont watch network news.