Those stupid Osama audio tapes, who's zoomin' who here?

[Philosoraptor]

These frequently released tapes purported to be Osama, and always verified by the C.I.A., must be mainly for comic relief from all the stress of the war. Bush has stated repeatedly that we must not doubt Osama's words and threats, he says we should take him at his word, and yesterday's new tape states that Moussaoui had nothing whatsoever to do with the New York attacks.

The spooky voice claiming to be Osama also stated that all the prisoners being held at Guantanamo Bay had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the New York and Pentagon attacks. Remember, our own president said that we SHOULD NOT DOUBT OSAMA'S WORDS.

So if we are to believe the creepy voice certified by the C.I.A. to be Osama, and our president says we should, then we are imprisoning thousands of innocent people "to justify the billions being spent", in Osama's words, they are suffering because of a gigantic hoax.

It's like the propaganda pigs can't make up their minds. Why would they release these Osama tapes that have information proving the U.S. is involved in war crimes and atrocities and false imprisonment and torture?

Conspiracy theorists, a natural result of today's atmosphere, suggest these tapes are being made by C.I.A. hacks, that the voice and image of Osama are cheap fakes, and they are released frequently to zoom us all. But that doesn't seem to add up either.

Whazzup here?