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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 02:42 PM
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15. can two toasters marry?
I thought marriage was just between a toaster and a blender?

same-appliance marriage??? isn't that like a sin???

if toasters start marrying, then washers and dryers will get divorced... Pots and pans will start having serving dishes out of wedlock...

Where will it end??? Pat Robertson's god will send tsunami's to wipe out Kitchen-Aid. Westinghouse will be smited by tornados. Appliance repair people will be thrown out their homes and lose their jobs.


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  -Easy answer I gave when asked how gay marriage would affect my marriage RGBolen  May-18-06 02:13 PM   #0 
  - Good answer.  LilyLibber   May-18-06 02:15 PM   #1 
  - She turned into a lesbian  OldLeftieLawyer   May-18-06 02:15 PM   #2 
  - Then she got a toaster.  missb   May-18-06 02:17 PM   #3 
  - you all are crackalackin me up! n/t  ourbluenation   May-18-06 02:18 PM   #5 
  - Too funny! n/t  LilyLibber   May-18-06 02:19 PM   #7 
  - You get a toaster when you turn lesbian,  madinmaryland   May-18-06 02:40 PM   #14 
  - Referred for therapy?  reichstag911   May-18-06 02:57 PM   #17 
  - can two toasters marry?  radfringe   May-18-06 02:42 PM   #15 
     - But that might lead to man-on-appliance . . . .  madinmaryland   May-18-06 03:06 PM   #18 
        - Now that I had time to think about it  radfringe   May-19-06 02:22 AM   #21 
  - LoL...n/t  Oceansaway   May-18-06 02:17 PM   #4 
  - I must say OLL, you've had me LOL all day. . .  jeanarrett   May-18-06 02:25 PM   #8 
     - It's all so funny  OldLeftieLawyer   May-18-06 02:28 PM   #10 
  - a couple of "well, ughs"  RGBolen   May-18-06 02:18 PM   #6 
     - "if everyone would just worry about their own marriage...  LilyLibber   May-18-06 02:25 PM   #9 
        - How about this?  OldLeftieLawyer   May-18-06 02:30 PM   #11 
           - Well said!  LilyLibber   May-18-06 02:50 PM   #16 
  - You might ask her what Jesus said about homosexuality  flamin lib   May-18-06 02:34 PM   #12 
     - We've had that discussion  RGBolen   May-18-06 02:39 PM   #13 
        - Not a Protestant Sacrament  freepotter   May-18-06 03:28 PM   #19 
           - And of course only a few of them actually consider it communion  RGBolen   May-18-06 03:44 PM   #20 

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