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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 03:42 PM
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15. can two toasters marry?
I thought marriage was just between a toaster and a blender?

same-appliance marriage??? isn't that like a sin???

if toasters start marrying, then washers and dryers will get divorced... Pots and pans will start having serving dishes out of wedlock...

Where will it end??? Pat Robertson's god will send tsunami's to wipe out Kitchen-Aid. Westinghouse will be smited by tornados. Appliance repair people will be thrown out their homes and lose their jobs.

We must have a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT BANNING SAME-APPLIANCE MARRIAGE!!!


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