Reply #6: "Let them eat tracts"

[GOPFighter]

"ATS developed resources within hours for the bewildered and frustrated evacuees of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Over 500,000 tracts were delivered throughout the hurricane damaged Gulf States by churches, relief workers and individuals."

Imagine, as thousands of trapped people, desperate for food, water and shelter, were begging for help, who showed up? FEMA? no. The National Guard? no. President By Golly Bush? no. It was the "Tract People"!!

"Here folks, read of Jesus's love and compassion. Water? Only enough for us, sorry. Here, have a nice tract."

And now they're back!

"Oh John, look at these cute monsters and goblins! Here kids, have some tracts to read when you get home tonight. What? Uh, no we don't have any candy, it detracts from God's message.... John! Did you hear what those little brats called us?! They'll be sorry when they're burning in eternal Hell!"

As Halloween approaches, let us all bow our heads in an agonized effort to keep from howling in laughter at the thought of thousands of pissed off kids finding tracts in the goody bags instead of Milk Duds.

Yeah, that's going to win their hearts.