Reply #17: You need to pay your union dues first

[salvorhardin]

Just mail a postal money order for $135 to:
Salvor Hardin
PO Box 123
Smalltown, NY 18181-1818

Then you'll get the handbook and official real rubber chicken. Wear it proudly -- I won't tell you what some of members have done with it. After three months you'll have your preliminary certifying exam which if you pass with a score of 71% or better you'll be eligible to attend local organizing meetings for the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Newbies bring the refreshments. We're partial to pizza and beer at the Upstate EAC Local 101 but it varies by region. Better ask a EAC brother (or sister) first. If you do your job well, and meet your quota of causing 15 people to lose their faith then you can be voted a full member by year's end. Now, BMUS and trotsky will show you the secret handshake. Get out of here, and don't forget that money order.