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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 08:25 PM
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1. I'll bite
Q: How does a guitarist get cabfare to practice?
A: Steals it from his stripper girlfriend's purse.

Q: What's the first thing a guitarist does in the morning?
A: Goes home.
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  -Post Your Guitarist Jokes Here! 0rganism  Nov-16-04 08:12 PM   #0 
  - I'll bite  no name no slogan   Nov-16-04 08:25 PM   #1 
  - Here are some  Al Dente   Nov-16-04 08:30 PM   #2 
  - those are good man.  SlavesandBulldozers   Jan-18-06 12:12 PM   #21 
  - Q: What do you call a jazz guitarist that plays country music?  Zorra   Nov-16-04 10:45 PM   #3 
  - What's the difference between a guitarist and God?  asthmaticeog   Nov-17-04 09:38 AM   #4 
  - That's Outstanding!  ProfessorGAC   Dec-29-05 07:04 AM   #19 
  - Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond?  slutticus   Nov-17-04 02:58 PM   #5 
  - haha! Good thread!  HEAVYHEART   Nov-17-04 03:11 PM   #6 
  - Okay, I have to add a drummer joke  EarlG   Nov-17-04 05:25 PM   #7 
  - there's already one of those threads  realisticphish   Nov-28-04 02:56 AM   #11 
  - That is so true. n/t  Jamastiene   Dec-26-05 01:28 AM   #16 
  - What's the difference between a guitarist and the PLO?  Pepperbelly   Nov-18-04 06:03 AM   #8 
  - How Many Guitarists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?  Crisco   Nov-27-04 06:14 PM   #9 
  - This Guy Goes on a Business Trip to Africa ...  Crisco   Nov-27-04 06:20 PM   #10 
  - alt. version  realisticphish   Nov-28-04 02:58 AM   #12 
  - this is the best joke in the world  jdots   Dec-11-04 01:04 AM   #15 
  - !  WritingIsMyReligion   Jun-06-06 02:00 PM   #30 
  - What do you call a guitarist who has broken up with his girlfriend?  Pepperbelly   Nov-28-04 01:16 PM   #13 
  - Q: What do you say to a guitarist in a three-piece suit?  leftofthedial   Dec-02-04 03:41 PM   #14 
  - HAHAHAHAH  SlavesandBulldozers   Jan-18-06 12:15 PM   #22 
  - HA!  WritingIsMyReligion   Jun-06-06 02:01 PM   #31 
  - How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb (alternate)  eyepaddle   Dec-26-05 07:09 PM   #17 
  - What does a stripper do with her asshole before going to work?  mitchum   Dec-26-05 09:33 PM   #18 
  - hey!  cleofus1   Dec-30-05 05:57 AM   #20 
  - Great thread.  SlavesandBulldozers   Jan-18-06 12:16 PM   #23 
  - How about a bassist joke?  opiate69   Jan-25-06 08:27 AM   #24 
  - Kicking This THread Dammit  SlavesandBulldozers   Feb-19-06 12:07 PM   #25 
  - a couple more  DrDan   Feb-24-06 09:00 AM   #26 
  - Okay...I'm Polish, a lawyer and a guitar player  kanrok   Mar-05-06 10:21 PM   #27 
  - What's the quickest way to find a guitar player in Nashville?  johnaries   Jun-01-06 01:44 PM   #28 
  - Hopefully I'm not duplicating any here  Sammy Pepys   Jun-05-06 02:34 PM   #29 
 

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