Reply #48: On Course Mastery

[Ohio Joe]

I thought it was my imagination for a while but it's not. The better your mastery on a given course, the more your caddy sucks. In real life, I would not only have fired this asshole by now but probably killed him with my 9 iron... Yes, he sucks that bad. By the time you get to gold mastery he is consistently off with the angle and the speed so much that the shot circle is almost useless, at least three times per round your putt does not even lie within the circle. On top of that, every fucking time you have a hard shot, he does not even offer advice any more... 60 feet away while putting on the side of mount Vesuvious... Fuck you, I don't give a shit, you don't even get shitty advice much less what the game says it will be giving you.... Fuck you, we the game "designers" have spoken.

I don't know if this shit is just a serious bug that they don't want to fix or it is by design but I would much prefer if you did not tell me the rules at all rather then out right lie to me about them... Douchebags.