Reply #6: That's it, we're going to Whole Foods next week.

[beam me up scottie]

That's the only place around here that sells Quorn.

Oh, his mom's something, all right, she refuses to cook, buys everything at the supermarket (store bought pies - bleh), and doesn't even bother to take it out of the package before slinging it on the buffet table.

Yet we are forbidden to bring anything. One of bf's brothers brought venison chili last year, it was completely devoured in 30 minutes.

I usually eat before we get there; she makes such a fuss about my vegetarianism I feel like a commie or something.

I now keep a snort of vodka in a perfume bottle in my purse.

Maybe one of the horses will run away and I won't be able to make it this year.