Reply #9: Mine are mucho simple but very, very tasty:

[roguevalley]

(A) Apple/Marshmellow Fruit Dip: APPETIZER

Four sweet, firm apples (Granny Smith are perfect)
Eight ounces of Philadelphia Cream Cheese
Eight ounces of creamed marshmellow fluff, jar. Don't use the marshmellows. They don't melt down in the right way.

Take four Granny Smith or other sweet apple. Core. Cut into slices. Place in bowl with grapes.

Take eight ounces of marshmellow cream and eight ounces of Philadelphia Cream Cheese and cream together until smooth.

Put in bowl. Dip fruit. Die of joy.

Cookie Ice Cream Cake (Dessert)

(B) Bag of Oreos
Can of Hershey's chocolate syrup (middle sized can)
maraschino cherries
nuts of kind you prefer
carton of vanilla ice cream

Take a bag of Oreos and mash them good. Pour 1/2 of a can (medium size) of Hershey's chocolate into the mash and mix until becomes a rough paste. Not smooth, don't over mix. Put in bottom of rectangular cake pan or some other suitable dish as you wish. It is the crust.

Let vanilla ice cream (preferably that in a rectagular carton for ease of use) and then cut into equally thick blocks. Before you put on top of the crust, take maraschino cherries, nuts and sprinkle. Then lay the ice cream on top and smooth.

Pour the rest of the Hershey's chocolate on the top in zig-zag lines. Sprinkle with nuts and chopped cherries or other fruits to taste. Freeze. Cut and serve. Die of joy. Again.