Reply #92: Bad idea. Bleach on the skin is never a good idea.

[Warpy]

From Wiki: "Household bleach and pool chlorinator solutions are typically stabilized by a significant concentration of lye (caustic soda, NaOH) as part of the manufacturing reaction. Skin contact will produce caustic irritation or burns due to defatting and saponification of skin oils and destruction of tissue. The slippery feel of bleach on skin is due to this process." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hypochlorite

Any accidental splash onto the skin should be flushed with water immediately.

Get yourself an aloe vera plant. They're cheap and hard to kill. Break off a leaf or part of a leaf and rub the juice over the burn. Pain gone.