Reply #93: Reading comprehension problems, kwassa?

[beam me up scottie]

Your entire argument is a textbook case of the No True Scotsman fallacy.

This form of argument is a fallacy if the predicate ("putting sugar on porridge") is not actually contradictory for the accepted definition of the subject ("Scotsman"), or if the definition of the subject is silently adjusted after the fact to make the rebuttal work.

Have God get back to me with those definitions, will you?

I challenge your authority.