Ready4Change
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Tue May-02-06 09:29 PM
Response to Reply #19 |
| 30. Hate to get serious... |
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Edited on Tue May-02-06 09:30 PM by Ready4Change
But the Platypus is very well suited to its particular niche. A true god could hardly have done better than to have designed them just as they are.
And, were I to continue being serious, since we were created in gods image, and we have senses of humor, it would seem to follow that god has a funny bone as well.
(This works for the FSM too, as everyone knows one of the best spices for a meal is the laughter of friends and family.)
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| -Suppose that I claim to be God |
Orrex |
May-02-06 08:30 PM |
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Because I am GOD |
Vincardog |
May-02-06 08:32 PM |
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Vincardog, I got to meet you in Crawford. You are definitely God. |
BleedingHeartPatriot |
May-02-06 08:41 PM |
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Hey, WIMR, where are you? |
Goblinmonger |
May-02-06 08:32 PM |
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Here I am! |
WritingIsMyReligion |
May-03-06 07:48 AM |
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Don't leave me out! |
catbert836 |
May-04-06 04:53 PM |
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You can't be God |
Peanutcat |
May-02-06 08:32 PM |
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God wouldn't be dumb enough to be posting theological |
joemurphy |
May-02-06 08:33 PM |
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Perhaps I'll smite you for blasphemy |
Orrex |
May-02-06 08:37 PM |
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One of the lesser angels -- are you a Throne or a member of |
joemurphy |
May-02-06 09:12 PM |
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I've been throne out of a lot of places |
Orrex |
May-03-06 08:41 AM |
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I would not believe you, nor do I believe in any god. |
Proud_Democratt |
May-02-06 08:34 PM |
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I can see, with my all-seeing omniscience... |
Orrex |
May-02-06 08:40 PM |
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Here's my offer for a long night...... |
Proud_Democratt |
May-02-06 08:47 PM |
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Wher do i sind my mony to? |
TomInTib |
May-02-06 08:39 PM |
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Keep your money |
Orrex |
May-02-06 08:43 PM |
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Sumtymes i haf da saeme problum. |
Proud_Democratt |
May-02-06 08:50 PM |
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Know shet |
TomInTib |
May-02-06 08:52 PM |
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Rilly!!! butt i gots spellechek.. |
Proud_Democratt |
May-02-06 08:55 PM |
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I'm Jesus Christ! |
Selatius |
May-02-06 08:40 PM |
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There's nothing wrong with a little self-love now and then |
Orrex |
May-02-06 08:56 PM |
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What you believe is what matters. |
bluesbassman |
May-02-06 08:55 PM |
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Hey, welcome to DU, bluesbassman! |
Orrex |
May-02-06 09:04 PM |
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Aw shucks, I thought you were serious. |
bluesbassman |
May-02-06 09:18 PM |
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Perhaps my facetiousness is meant to test your faith |
Orrex |
May-02-06 09:27 PM |
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You're not also known as "the Sphinx" are you? |
bluesbassman |
May-03-06 12:30 AM |
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I can indeed balance a tack hammer, if that's what you mean |
Orrex |
May-03-06 08:29 AM |
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Okay, but can you do it while wearing watermelons on your feet? |
bluesbassman |
May-04-06 12:21 AM |
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Oy Vey! |
William769 |
May-02-06 09:00 PM |
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The Platypus. |
arwalden |
May-02-06 09:01 PM |
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You're waaaay off base |
Orrex |
May-02-06 09:16 PM |
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Hate to get serious... |
Ready4Change |
May-02-06 09:29 PM |
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Ah, but what about the babel fish? |
GreenJ |
May-02-06 09:41 PM |
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I Think It Speaks Well For Evolution... |
arwalden |
May-02-06 09:53 PM |
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Oh, the seriousness is a passing phase for me. |
Ready4Change |
May-02-06 10:11 PM |
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Something Like This Would Convince Me |
arwalden |
May-02-06 10:14 PM |
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I once saw a giant floating tennis shoe? |
Ready4Change |
May-02-06 10:21 PM |
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God has syphilis! |
catbert836 |
May-04-06 04:59 PM |
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Post of the week. Easily. |
nemo137 |
May-05-06 12:01 AM |
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OK, sure, why not? It's as valid an argument as I've heard for a god. n/m |
IntravenousDemilo |
May-02-06 09:02 PM |
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First you have to prove that you exist as more than |
igil |
May-02-06 09:09 PM |
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Your guinea pig didn't die |
Orrex |
May-02-06 09:23 PM |
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Worm food. |
igil |
May-02-06 10:43 PM |
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Thou art God |
TechBear_Seattle |
May-02-06 09:16 PM |
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My Basis: Can't type with fingers made of Pasta. |
Ready4Change |
May-02-06 09:21 PM |
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Au contraire! |
Orrex |
May-02-06 09:30 PM |
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Hah! But God is infallible! |
Ready4Change |
May-02-06 10:05 PM |
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I think that's actually the doorman. |
Bill McBlueState |
May-04-06 09:23 AM |
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Dag, another fine theory, shot down in flames. |
Ready4Change |
May-07-06 06:25 PM |
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Is that called being... |
Kerry4Kerry |
May-02-06 09:36 PM |
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No--that's when you worship your car |
Orrex |
May-03-06 08:43 AM |
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Thanks for the vote BleedingHeartPatriot Take that Orrex you infidel |
Vincardog |
May-02-06 10:55 PM |
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well, there would have to be a small test first . . . |
OneBlueSky |
May-03-06 12:10 AM |
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If I told you that, it would violate your free will |
Orrex |
May-03-06 08:29 AM |
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no you wouldn't .. . . I'd still be free to . . . |
OneBlueSky |
May-04-06 01:27 AM |
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I work in mental health |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
May-03-06 02:01 AM |
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I worked in mental health/social-services for years. |
Maat |
May-03-06 05:51 PM |
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If you can tell me the lottery numbers for |
TallahasseeGrannie |
May-03-06 07:52 AM |
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Its easy! |
rd_kent |
May-03-06 09:33 AM |
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Nice try |
Orrex |
May-03-06 11:15 AM |
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HAHAHA! |
rd_kent |
May-03-06 05:30 PM |
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I will shoot you in the head. If you rise I will believe you. |
rug |
May-03-06 11:32 PM |
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God on DU is like Jesus appearing on a tortilla. |
Inland |
May-04-06 04:45 PM |
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Live a sinless life as a man. |
Zebedeo |
May-05-06 12:39 PM |
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He didn't say he was Jesus |
Goblinmonger |
May-05-06 12:59 PM |
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Yes |
ayeshahaqqiqa |
May-07-06 03:57 PM |
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You have god on "ignore", then. :) |
greyl |
May-08-06 02:15 AM |
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First, I'd ask if you cared if I believed you were god. |
greyl |
May-08-06 02:18 AM |
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Hmmm...I'll bite! |
Brentos |
May-08-06 03:12 PM |
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I would ask if you were the TOTALITY of god. |
lvx35 |
May-09-06 05:25 AM |
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I would agree with you |
manic expression |
May-09-06 02:52 PM |
#70 |
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