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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-11 11:16 AM
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6. This is why I stopped reading The Onion; the real news is
goofier than the fake news. But if someone wants to adopt me, here's the deal. I get my own room, use of the car anytime I want, a fat allowance and I get to set my own bedtime. Any takers?
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  -Catholic League “Adopt an Atheist" campaign begins. cleanhippie  Dec-09-11 10:43 AM   #0 
  - Do I have to wear a school girl uniform?  beam me up scottie   Dec-09-11 10:49 AM   #1 
  - Would you??? PLEASE???? lol  opiate69   Dec-09-11 08:59 PM   #19 
     - Anything for you, my dear!  beam me up scottie   Dec-09-11 09:34 PM   #20 
        - This thread is useless without pictures! nt  bananas   Dec-09-11 10:51 PM   #22 
        - I know you've been back for a while but still.. I was so happy to see your return!  opiate69   Dec-10-11 07:17 PM   #25 
  - This has to be a satire. Surely, there is no such effort by the CL, is there?  John1956PA   Dec-09-11 10:50 AM   #2 
  - Oh, its a real as real can be!  cleanhippie   Dec-09-11 10:54 AM   #4 
  - It's real  NMMNG   Dec-09-11 07:19 PM   #16 
  - Gosh, I wasn't aware I was looked upon as "...stand for nothing and are good for nothing.”  ceile   Dec-09-11 10:51 AM   #3 
  - They're jumping the shark with this one.  RoccoR5955   Dec-09-11 10:58 AM   #5 
  - This is why I stopped reading The Onion; the real news is  mysuzuki2   Dec-09-11 11:16 AM   #6 
  - We should pack our bags and show up on their doorsteps on Christmas Eve.  beam me up scottie   Dec-09-11 11:19 AM   #9 
  - Ah, c'mon. You know Catholics aren't into that "you must be saved" business.  LAGC   Dec-09-11 11:16 AM   #7 
  - Sounds a little like Mormons converting dead people.  KansDem   Dec-09-11 11:18 AM   #8 
  - I was just thinking that  NMMNG   Dec-09-11 09:57 PM   #21 
  - Catholic League = Bill Donohue and a fax machine  onager   Dec-09-11 11:26 AM   #10 
  - Hey, Catholic Churches ... try doing an "Adopt an Unwanted Fetus"  zbdent   Dec-09-11 11:39 AM   #11 
  - Wow  LeftishBrit   Dec-09-11 11:41 AM   #12 
  - Atheist leagues should adopt a pedophile priest - n/t  lbrtbell   Dec-09-11 11:55 AM   #13 
  - yes please adopt me.... make my DAY. n/t  deacon_sephiroth   Dec-09-11 12:49 PM   #14 
  - Creation Studies Institute goes one further with their "Adopt an Atheist Prayer Movement"  beam me up scottie   Dec-09-11 07:16 PM   #15 
  - Typical  NMMNG   Dec-09-11 07:25 PM   #17 
  - And they call atheists hateful.  darkstar3   Dec-09-11 07:31 PM   #18 
  - Didn't they see "Orphan" ? nt  eppur_se_muova   Dec-09-11 11:23 PM   #23 
  - Here's hoping we all get adopted by really rich Catholics. nt  DCKit   Dec-10-11 05:01 AM   #24 
  - Once any Catholic League adopts me, I would..  MarkCharles   Dec-10-11 07:23 PM   #26 
 

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