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PsychoDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:11 AM
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12. I just noticed this....
The Supreme Council of Imams

Meets every second tuesday of the month at the Mecca branch of Hooters..... where they secretly teleconference with the Elders of Zion who meet at the Jerusalem Hooters.

The Bilderburgers, Illuminati, Sun Yung Moon and the Caliph of the O.T.O. receive their orders directly from them.

G.W. Bush had to wait for the coded classified ad in the Washington Times for his instructions, but he has since lost his decoder ring. That's why he's so screwed up.

Anymore information is not entitled to one of your grade.


Seriously, there is no supreme council of Imans... Sunni Muslims like myself are too disorganized. :) We have no religious hierarchy and 5 schools of jurisprudence that we use.

excommunication

We don't have that provision, best to talk to the Pope about that one.

But remember, not on the second tuesday of the month, he'll be involved in a conference call. :)

Peace.
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