Reply #6: Okay here's my recommendation...

[Dem Agog]

Start out with the GIG, GIG prayer... When she gives you a dirty look launch into your other one. :D

Frankly I think you could be a lot more intense in your prayer. Stuff like,

"Please dear Lord, make the scales of intolerance and bigotry fall from our eyes and allow us to accept every human as a child of God, loved by you unconditionally.

...

And thank you Lord, for granting us life in this wonderful country, where we can not only give thanks to you on this, the most special of days, but where we also have the freedom to speak out against the senseless murder of all your children, middle-eastern and American alike, in Iraq. Please bring wisdom to our President and true, honorable peace to the region..."

Now my friend that would go over like a lead balloon! :D