rd_kent
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Wed Apr-01-09 03:29 PM
Response to Reply #15 |
| 49. You mean training like Rocky? Does he listen to "eye of the tiger" |
| -I had a major revelation this morning: Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 08:47 AM |
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well bless your little heart |
we can do it |
Apr-01-09 08:48 AM |
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Praise Jesus. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 08:49 AM |
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please send me $100 |
kid a |
Apr-01-09 08:50 AM |
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God have mercy on your soul. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 08:51 AM |
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If I were you I would worry about my own sins. |
walkaway |
Apr-01-09 09:06 AM |
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The Lord Jesus God Almighty, may His Name be praised, commands me to witness his mercy |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:07 AM |
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I see no insult here |
moggie |
Apr-01-09 09:08 AM |
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I guess |
edhopper |
Apr-01-09 09:07 AM |
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God bless you. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:08 AM |
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Gosh, I'm sorry. I just can't stand Jesus. He's dead, it's over! |
walkaway |
Apr-01-09 09:10 AM |
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Good thing for you Jesus loves you |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:11 AM |
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I would just call on the ghosts of other famous dead people to smack him down. |
walkaway |
Apr-01-09 09:16 AM |
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Jesus has been in training two thousand and ten years almost. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:18 AM |
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You mean training like Rocky? Does he listen to "eye of the tiger" |
rd_kent |
Apr-01-09 03:29 PM |
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Could Bruce Lee take Jesus? nt |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 09:41 AM |
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Jesus took Bruce Lee, don't you remember? On July 20, 1973. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:43 AM |
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No way dude! |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 09:47 AM |
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No, because even if Bruce Lee killed Jesus |
demwing |
Apr-01-09 02:23 PM |
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LOL!!! nt |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 11:28 PM |
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Not good enough. |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 09:13 AM |
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Whatever Jesus tells me. It's all in His Hands now. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:15 AM |
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Jesus loves you |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 09:23 AM |
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Such Hands my Savior has |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:25 AM |
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Count yourself lucky....I gave myself to Jesus.... |
PassingFair |
Apr-01-09 05:04 PM |
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One could take that hand comment the wrong way. |
walkaway |
Apr-01-09 09:27 AM |
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"It's all in His Hands now." |
cosmik debris |
Apr-01-09 09:55 AM |
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Wasn't he laid in a manger by a virgin? n/t |
walkaway |
Apr-01-09 10:35 AM |
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2000 years ago! |
cosmik debris |
Apr-01-09 10:45 AM |
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Seems to me he gets laid in the manger around chanukah season evey year. |
walkaway |
Apr-01-09 10:53 AM |
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Amen-Re |
PassingFair |
Apr-01-09 05:07 PM |
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which Jesus is your Jesus? |
rurallib |
Apr-01-09 09:19 AM |
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I don't really |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 09:25 AM |
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Just remember... |
Silent3 |
Apr-01-09 09:22 AM |
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Is Lucifer ? nt |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 09:26 AM |
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What the hell is wrong with you? |
walkaway |
Apr-01-09 09:34 AM |
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Don't sweat it. We'll just stick some more Xmas in there. nt |
rrneck |
Apr-01-09 09:55 AM |
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Hallelujah Brother! |
Jokerman |
Apr-01-09 09:42 AM |
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Jesus forgives you |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:44 AM |
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Looks like Landover Baptist Church has |
MineralMan |
Apr-01-09 10:03 AM |
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What does jesus look like n/t |
dcsmart |
Apr-01-09 10:34 AM |
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Something like this |
cosmik debris |
Apr-01-09 10:51 AM |
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LOL good one bro - and sadly it is true |
JustCommonSense |
Apr-01-09 12:36 PM |
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Jesus saves? |
JustCommonSense |
Apr-01-09 12:34 PM |
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OR what if |
JustCommonSense |
Apr-01-09 12:46 PM |
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I had my own revelation this morning: zombie movies aren't really that great. |
ZombieHorde |
Apr-01-09 01:26 PM |
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What if it were a zombie love story? |
demwing |
Apr-01-09 02:20 PM |
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This summer...a second chance at life...means a second chance at love. |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-01-09 02:48 PM |
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Lust Of The Dead! |
demwing |
Apr-01-09 07:43 PM |
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Blasphemer! |
varkam |
Apr-02-09 10:12 PM |
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How credible! |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-01-09 02:19 PM |
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I swear on the Holy Bible. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 03:05 PM |
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And as you said, you consider that very highly now. I think you've proven your bona fides! |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-01-09 03:17 PM |
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As God is my witness |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 03:26 PM |
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If he is your witness, can I cross-examine him? |
rd_kent |
Apr-01-09 03:32 PM |
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Did someone forget to take their psycotherapy drugs today? |
rd_kent |
Apr-01-09 03:27 PM |
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God bless you, son. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 03:42 PM |
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I didn't sneeze, so why the 'god bless you'? |
rd_kent |
Apr-01-09 03:51 PM |
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It's for past sneezes. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 03:57 PM |
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Well, thanks. May science enlighten you........ |
rd_kent |
Apr-01-09 03:59 PM |
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God bless you for your righteous wish to enlighten me. Praise God! |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 04:03 PM |
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Uhm, yeah...... |
rd_kent |
Apr-01-09 04:07 PM |
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Jesus Christ Almighty commands me to have the last word |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 04:09 PM |
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Really? he just gave me the same command! |
rd_kent |
Apr-01-09 04:13 PM |
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Jesus Lord God, Why hast thou forsaken me? |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 04:14 PM |
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It's JEBUS! |
Beetwasher |
Apr-01-09 04:54 PM |
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aww...how cute. |
Sal316 |
Apr-01-09 07:43 PM |
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You're saying being a Christian is not a choice, like race or sexual orientation? |
BurtWorm |
Apr-01-09 09:53 PM |
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Actually, what I'm saying is.... |
Sal316 |
Apr-02-09 12:29 AM |
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Now that is funny! |
BurtWorm |
Apr-02-09 08:50 AM |
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The difference, of course, |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-02-09 12:38 PM |
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I disagree with at least two of your premises. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-02-09 01:07 PM |
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I think you misunderstand. |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-02-09 01:30 PM |
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I think I misunderstood you, too. |
BurtWorm |
Apr-02-09 01:40 PM |
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No problem. |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-02-09 01:56 PM |
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I haven't read anything by Dawkins, do you like his writing style? nt |
ZombieHorde |
Apr-02-09 04:12 PM |
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Yes, he's very engaging. I would recommend The Selfish Gene, or The Ancestor's Tale. |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-02-09 05:27 PM |
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I liked A Devil's Chaplain. eom |
varkam |
Apr-02-09 10:14 PM |
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Well, that's the response I expected... |
Sal316 |
Apr-02-09 04:44 PM |
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You have a problem with those jokes? |
BurtWorm |
Apr-02-09 09:15 PM |
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I have a great sense of humor. |
Sal316 |
Apr-02-09 09:40 PM |
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Is it poor traste to laugh at conservative beliefs? |
BurtWorm |
Apr-02-09 09:51 PM |
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When it devolves into cartoonish stereotypes, yes. |
Sal316 |
Apr-02-09 09:54 PM |
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But mocking a position or action that seems ridiculous is ok in your book? |
BurtWorm |
Apr-02-09 10:16 PM |
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The way I see it |
Meshuga |
Apr-03-09 09:23 AM |
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Now he lays him down to sleep... |
BurtWorm |
Apr-03-09 09:38 AM |
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That's a classic |
Meshuga |
Apr-03-09 03:21 PM |
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Funny, that's exactly what you said in another thread |
Hugabear |
Apr-02-09 10:47 PM |
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Well, he's at least partially correct. |
Occam Bandage |
Apr-03-09 12:08 PM |
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I had a revelnation this morning: Jesus Christ isn't my Lord and Savior |
Random_Australian |
Apr-06-09 05:03 AM |
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That's fine...I have no problems with one's beliefs until |
step up |
Apr-02-09 10:38 AM |
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FSM is the only true gawd....you heathen! |
and-justice-for-all |
Apr-05-09 07:23 PM |
#90 |
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