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Sat Feb-07-09 02:15 PM
Response to Reply #16 |
| 19. Well, that settles that. |
| -Who created God? |
begin_within |
Feb-07-09 02:02 PM |
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God's mom. |
Iggo |
Feb-07-09 02:03 PM |
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And who created her? |
begin_within |
Feb-07-09 02:04 PM |
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God's grand-mom. |
kwassa |
Feb-09-09 08:05 AM |
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"Man is the only animal to have found the One True GOD...several of them." Mark Twain |
Tierra_y_Libertad |
Feb-07-09 02:05 PM |
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God came out of an egg. |
StarryNite |
Feb-07-09 02:05 PM |
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Then who created the egg? |
begin_within |
Feb-07-09 02:06 PM |
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Eggs don't need a creator... |
StarryNite |
Feb-07-09 02:10 PM |
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So the universe started out as an egg? |
begin_within |
Feb-07-09 02:23 PM |
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Ask any science "fundie" on here, He'll tell you. |
Joe Chi Minh |
Feb-07-09 02:07 PM |
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Okay, I'll bite.... |
bperci108 |
Feb-07-09 02:13 PM |
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Actually, science fundies do not speak of that which cannot be empirically validated. |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 02:41 PM |
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Ooooh! I'm a science fundy, and I'm here to say that there is no evidence of anything that created |
Random_Australian |
Feb-08-09 05:09 AM |
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where does the universe end? |
tabatha |
Feb-07-09 02:08 PM |
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Bombay Beach, California |
begin_within |
Feb-07-09 02:19 PM |
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("...curved...") - - - - Very Cool post!! |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 02:44 PM |
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Where does the universe end? It doesn't. Because it has no beginning. |
suston96 |
Feb-07-09 02:26 PM |
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Man did |
lunatica |
Feb-07-09 02:08 PM |
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yyeeahhh, no one talks about what happened before God |
carlyhippy |
Feb-07-09 02:09 PM |
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God was created in our minds. |
theoldman |
Feb-07-09 02:09 PM |
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I'm stealing that. |
bperci108 |
Feb-07-09 02:14 PM |
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I'd just add: First we became conscious of "individualism", then we became afraid to die etc. |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 03:40 PM |
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Exactly! |
marew |
Feb-07-09 02:18 PM |
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Or vice versa. |
TahitiNut |
Feb-07-09 02:20 PM |
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HEY You!! How come you don't have a post number??? |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 03:26 PM |
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A nice enough proposal, but at odds with the history of religion. |
Occam Bandage |
Feb-07-09 03:20 PM |
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Like a maitre Dei. |
vixengrl |
Feb-09-09 09:12 PM |
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For the modern version, I think it was the monks of the Middle Ages. nt |
valerief |
Feb-07-09 02:09 PM |
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Since DU apparently has the answer to everything, this one should be easy. |
elocs |
Feb-07-09 02:11 PM |
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The chicken crossed the road to show the skunks, possums, frogs, etc. |
theoldman |
Feb-07-09 02:19 PM |
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Blasphemy! |
laconicsax |
Feb-07-09 03:32 PM |
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Too far to go around. |
immoderate |
Feb-09-09 06:04 PM |
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When the feeling of love was first conceptualized, that man or woman created God. |
burythehatchet |
Feb-07-09 02:12 PM |
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Change "love" to "affinity" and "conceptualized" to "experienced" and I'll go with that and even |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 03:48 PM |
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Since Consciousness is non-local, it isn't subject to a beginning or end as finite matter is. |
KittyWampus |
Feb-07-09 02:12 PM |
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Is "IS" even definable without an "ISN'T"? |
TahitiNut |
Feb-07-09 02:25 PM |
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Consciousness is local |
FarCenter |
Feb-07-09 02:30 PM |
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reality itself is non-local as science has proven recently. |
KittyWampus |
Feb-07-09 03:27 PM |
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God doesn't exist. |
Lucian |
Feb-07-09 02:13 PM |
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Well, that settles that. |
Dreamer Tatum |
Feb-07-09 02:15 PM |
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Don't hate me because I'm right. |
Lucian |
Feb-07-09 02:19 PM |
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Quite certain of that? |
timtom |
Feb-07-09 03:22 PM |
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I wasn't man. |
AyanRand Is Dead |
Feb-07-09 02:13 PM |
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"Discovery" isn't the same as "creation." |
TahitiNut |
Feb-07-09 02:16 PM |
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Let's go a step further.... |
DearAbby |
Feb-07-09 02:17 PM |
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The big god bang, god just came into existence magically |
The Straight Story |
Feb-07-09 02:18 PM |
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How did "existence" itself begin? |
TahitiNut |
Feb-07-09 02:21 PM |
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Ask clinton about the first one |
The Straight Story |
Feb-07-09 02:29 PM |
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The Great Big Holy Fuckarolli...duh. |
Tuesday Afternoon |
Feb-07-09 02:19 PM |
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I was just discussing this with my partner the other day. |
VPStoltz |
Feb-07-09 02:20 PM |
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I know!!! |
Fgiriun |
Feb-07-09 02:20 PM |
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The first woman to achieve orgasm |
Ezlivin |
Feb-07-09 02:22 PM |
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A group of wizened, old nomadic elders doing damage control? |
dustbunnie |
Feb-07-09 02:24 PM |
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!!! Love it!! . . . bet that's not far from the Truth! |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 03:32 PM |
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The priestly class...the first parasitic class |
mitchum |
Feb-07-09 02:26 PM |
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Ah yes...finally!! (eom) |
CanSocDem |
Feb-07-09 02:36 PM |
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Time travellers from the future |
killbotfactory |
Feb-07-09 02:30 PM |
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Um, the flying spaghetti monster? |
dgibby |
Feb-07-09 02:31 PM |
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All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster... |
Subdivisions |
Feb-07-09 02:38 PM |
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a.k.a. Cthulu the Omnivorent!!!! |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 02:48 PM |
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Man |
sniffa |
Feb-07-09 02:33 PM |
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Who's on first. |
omega minimo |
Feb-07-09 02:33 PM |
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"Who" "created" "God" "?" "We" "did""." . . . and of course . . . " " " |
patrice |
Feb-07-09 02:36 PM |
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That |
ayeshahaqqiqa |
Feb-07-09 03:21 PM |
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Well, from what perspective? |
Occam Bandage |
Feb-07-09 03:26 PM |
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there y'all go again - thinking in linear time space.... |
Locrian |
Feb-07-09 03:50 PM |
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Without time, what does 'create' mean? |
muriel_volestrangler |
Feb-08-09 03:05 AM |
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God has moved this thread to the cry room. |
begin_within |
Feb-07-09 04:06 PM |
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My guess would be Gary Gygax, the greatest man who ever lived. nt |
ZombieHorde |
Feb-07-09 05:34 PM |
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No one. |
rug |
Feb-07-09 05:49 PM |
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I did and I apologize. n/t |
cosmik debris |
Feb-07-09 06:47 PM |
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I like this answer best |
begin_within |
Feb-08-09 02:42 PM |
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The standard answer, of course, is that God is eternal... |
Silent3 |
Feb-07-09 07:20 PM |
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Which one? |
Meshuga |
Feb-08-09 11:12 AM |
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Perhaps God is what was before there was anything. |
spin |
Feb-08-09 11:02 PM |
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Yeah, god is the absence of everything. |
immoderate |
Feb-09-09 06:11 PM |
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Whose God? |
GliderGuider |
Feb-10-09 05:47 AM |
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Maybe Gods/Godesses Evolved............... |
Marrah_G |
Feb-10-09 09:01 AM |
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