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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 03:49 AM
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48. A Democrat's wet dream....
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:57 AM by Vektor
Jan. 6th arrives. When it comes time to certify the election, every Democratic Senator EXCEPT FOR ONE, stands up, and contests.

Then, John McCain stands up, and says "This is for questioning my patriotism and making fun of my "black" child, you racist pig-bastard!

A hush falls over the Senate floor as the one seated "Democrat", Zell Miller, stands up, blathering and salivating, and screams "GIT OUTTA MY FACE" then challenges everyone present to a duel.

The doors swing open, and John Kerry, looking hotter than Georgia asphalt, clad in his military flight suit with the strategically placed crotch straps, strides in, shoves Miller back into his seat, and says, "Sit down you 'Cain from Poltergeist' looking mother fucker."

Then, Kerry does a little crotch grab for emphasis, and says "I've got your spitballs, right here, bitch."

Then he becomes President, and I buy a blue dress and become a White House intern.

The End.
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  -Ok the question is.. IF Boxer and Dayton do object... Machiavelli05  Jan-03-05 10:16 PM   #0 
  - Well, how about a FLOP. 1/2 way there already.  autorank   Jan-03-05 10:20 PM   #1 
  - lol you make fun of what I say in your title...  Machiavelli05   Jan-03-05 10:22 PM   #2 
  - This how things should be done around here from now on.  autorank   Jan-04-05 01:00 AM   #19 
  - They didn't get it in '00 and they don't get it now.  mountainvue   Jan-03-05 10:45 PM   #8 
  - It's time that someone said  Somawas   Jan-03-05 10:25 PM   #3 
  - because if a vulnerable senator stood  Machiavelli05   Jan-03-05 10:28 PM   #4 
     - No logic  Oversea Visitor   Jan-03-05 10:37 PM   #6 
     - Its called strategy...  Machiavelli05   Jan-03-05 10:43 PM   #7 
        - I'll take a crack at answering your question -  IndyPriest   Jan-03-05 10:51 PM   #11 
        - If no one stand up  Oversea Visitor   Jan-04-05 12:32 AM   #18 
        - I'll be very happy with one, especially if its Byrd!  autorank   Jan-04-05 01:01 AM   #20 
        - Here ya go then  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:14 AM   #25 
     - Vulnerable senators?  Left coast liberal   Jan-03-05 10:52 PM   #12 
     - They can get unseated anyways with electronic vote stealing. n/t  bearfan454   Jan-03-05 11:03 PM   #17 
     - This is precisely the point. They will get unseated by black box voting.  autorank   Jan-04-05 01:04 AM   #21 
     - Well, they're even more vulnerable if they DON'T stand.  Zhade   Jan-04-05 06:00 AM   #53 
  - People will always bitch about leaving the party. I agree it's  mzmolly   Jan-03-05 10:33 PM   #5 
  - By NOT speaking out they have a greater  shraby   Jan-03-05 10:48 PM   #10 
  - more than 1 senator standing up will not make election fraud go away.  Machiavelli05   Jan-03-05 10:54 PM   #13 
  - The Dems will have no legs to stand on  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:16 AM   #26 
     - If they dont agree with you, why should they support your position?  Machiavelli05   Jan-04-05 01:20 AM   #28 
        - Because  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:42 AM   #36 
           - I agree with you Sepia. If they don't stand up, there will be no reform  OmmmSweetOmmm   Jan-04-05 05:53 AM   #52 
  - I never thought leaving the party was a good idea  seito   Jan-03-05 10:47 PM   #9 
  - Thats where I stand.  Machiavelli05   Jan-03-05 10:55 PM   #14 
     - a fun game to pass the time  teddyk23   Jan-03-05 10:57 PM   #15 
        - LMAO "John' Kennedy  Machiavelli05   Jan-03-05 11:01 PM   #16 
  - No. I think it's good to keep 'em nervous.  ClassWarrior   Jan-04-05 01:09 AM   #22 
  - Hey, CW - is there a REHEARSAL going on tonight?  RevCheesehead   Jan-04-05 01:48 AM   #40 
  - Uhhh no.  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:12 AM   #23 
  - Im well informed  Machiavelli05   Jan-04-05 01:21 AM   #30 
  - Why should I admit that I'm wrong  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:35 AM   #35 
     - See theres the arrogance.  Machiavelli05   Jan-04-05 01:49 AM   #41 
        - You said, and I quote -  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 03:32 AM   #47 
           - Ignorinated.  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 04:56 AM   #51 
           - Good advice in this case sepia_steel.  bunny planet   Jan-04-05 03:50 PM   #62 
  - Exactly  OrangeCountyDemocrat   Jan-04-05 01:22 AM   #31 
  - IMHO you are 100% correct  BigBearJohn   Jan-04-05 03:37 PM   #61 
  - Nope...  bush_is_wacko   Jan-04-05 01:12 AM   #24 
  - About Kerry  OrangeCountyDemocrat   Jan-04-05 01:20 AM   #29 
     - I'm not giving up quite that easy on Kerry  bush_is_wacko   Jan-04-05 01:34 AM   #34 
  - If They Treat Democracy As A Farce...  OrangeCountyDemocrat   Jan-04-05 01:17 AM   #27 
  - Unless something drastic happens I will not vote for Kerry again  Machiavelli05   Jan-04-05 01:24 AM   #32 
  - I think that...  BarbinMD   Jan-04-05 01:32 AM   #33 
  - DUPE  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:45 AM   # 
  - AND  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:45 AM   #38 
  - Pardon me, but the ones who stay seated will not win re-election  No Exit   Jan-04-05 01:45 AM   #37 
  - Excellent post. Why is this vital point missed so often?  Zhade   Jan-04-05 06:11 AM   #55 
     - Thanks! I thought congresspersons were supposed to be smart  No Exit   Jan-04-05 11:26 AM   #57 
  - After 2000  Oversea Visitor   Jan-04-05 01:46 AM   #39 
  - I really appreciate your perspective, OV - you give us good observations  RevCheesehead   Jan-04-05 01:53 AM   #42 
     - Exactly Right. n/t  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 01:55 AM   #43 
     - Finally this is a Dem site  Oversea Visitor   Jan-04-05 02:24 AM   #45 
     - I see so many here working so hard  Oversea Visitor   Jan-04-05 02:08 AM   #44 
  - Personally the whole argument of  zimba   Jan-04-05 02:55 AM   #46 
  - A Democrat's wet dream....  Vektor   Jan-04-05 03:49 AM   #48 
  - HAHAHAHA!!!  sepia_steel   Jan-04-05 03:52 AM   #49 
  - Thank you!  Vektor   Jan-04-05 03:54 AM   #50 
  - Damb - I KNEW Zell Miller reminded me of someone scary! You nailed it ...  djmaddox1   Jan-04-05 06:08 AM   #54 
  - He's a creepy one, isn't he? n/t  Vektor   Jan-04-05 02:59 PM   #59 
  - You made me laugh so hard I scared my cat Thank you for cheering me up! nt  glitch   Jan-04-05 04:00 PM   #63 
     - Tell the cat I'm sorry...  Vektor   Jan-04-05 08:03 PM   #64 
  - If one senator objects  Vinca   Jan-04-05 06:21 AM   #56 
  - No regard for the voters, yet they want to work for the common good?  Capn Sunshine   Jan-04-05 11:31 AM   #58 
  - SIMPLE - THE OBJECTION MAKES HISTORY AND MSM HAS TO DISCUSS IT  intensitymedia   Jan-04-05 03:01 PM   #60 

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