Reply #13: Happened. I give 'em the "Pinky Curl"

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The Pinky Curl (tm) is an incredibly obscene gesture! Start with the fist held horizontally, fingers curled in and down. Slowly, s-l-o-o-w-l-y-y-y extend the pinky finger downward from the fist and as you're doing that, s-l-o-o-w-l-y turn the fist upward into the classical "bird-flip" position while straightening the pinky skyward stiffly. End with the traditional Italian forearm slap and upward fingerjab!

Message: "YOu are so loathesome, I fuck you NOT with my middle finger (reserved for real men!) but with my PINKY! BA FONGU!"

It has the advantage of being an uncommon gesture, so its impact is sharper, it's a multi motional one, if you have the time for it, AND it uses the finger NOT used in the "Dubya-flip"

Variants on the gesture include (in liew of forearm slap) a repeated upward stabbing of the pinky as in "IN-out-IN-out-IN, you bastard!" or a slow wrist twist as in "Fuck you SIDEWAYS!" or "I REAM your pathetic ass!"

A longer variant is to jab the pinky at the guy and then fold it back into the fist and partially open-close-open-close-open-close the fisted hand in a pulsating gesture. Message? "Chinga to CORAZON!" or "Fuck you in the HEART!"

I used to deal with LA traffic. I'm a veteran!

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