Kerry Needs to Save His Voice for the Debate

[louis c]

I just heard John Kerry speak, and his voice is gone.

My suggestion is that he use surrogates, such as Edwards, Clark, Graham, and Gephardt to fill out his schedule until Thursday Evening in Miami.

The future of this country is at stake, and he needs to not only be sharp, but sound it as well.

Please, Mr. Kerry, don't take anything for granted, including your voice. This election actually means more to me than it does to you.

You see, if you lose, you're still a Millionaire Senator with a wonderful wife. However, I'm just a working stiff with a wonderful wife, so if that f**king asshole stays in the White House, I might be out of a job and health insurance.