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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 08:39 PM
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47. ha ha ...........
My ex is a body guard for a Motown group that shall remain nameless. He tells the story of being on a plane one time and the bass singer, waking up from a hard nap, said in a very loud voice so the whole plane could hear (and trust me, it's a voice you'd recognize) "Where all the white women at!!!"

Needless to say, the whole plane fell out laughing.
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  -Free Republic says they want to see President Obama's Penis. Ian David  Aug-21-09 07:20 PM   #0 
  - They think it's the real stimulus package.  Starbucks Anarchist   Aug-21-09 07:22 PM   #1 
  - OMG. That is hilarious!! ROLF  Phx_Dem   Aug-22-09 10:20 AM   #93 
  - A HUGH!11! Stimulus package!  titoresque   Aug-22-09 09:18 PM   #118 
  - Congratulations FR!!  Robb   Aug-21-09 07:22 PM   #2 
  - finally, the Clenis is retired... enter the Obenis!  dionysus   Aug-22-09 10:21 AM   #94 
     - Deleted message  Name removed   Aug-23-09 01:24 PM   #131 
  - What they want amounts to the height of stupidity.  CaliforniaPeggy   Aug-21-09 07:23 PM   #3 
  - I agree. They should be hung /nt  jberryhill   Aug-21-09 10:45 PM   #66 
  - those pre-verts!  eShirl   Aug-21-09 07:24 PM   #4 
  - Who is Sinclair and why did he see Obama's penis, and I can't  babylonsister   Aug-21-09 07:25 PM   #5 
  - I think he's that nutcase that made up the story about Obama, cocaine and sex in a limo  ruggerson   Aug-21-09 07:27 PM   #8 
  - And gave the hilarious press conference  Stephanie   Aug-22-09 08:48 PM   #110 
  - Sinclair Lewis? n/t  Ian David   Aug-21-09 07:27 PM   #9 
     - Or maybe Upton Sinclair...He did write about sausage, you know.  Arugula Latte   Aug-23-09 01:24 PM   #132 
  - Sick Fucks!  Libby2   Aug-21-09 07:25 PM   #6 
  - Oh, come on! Didn't we all demand to see pResident Bush's penis?  Ian David   Aug-21-09 07:28 PM   #12 
     - The only reason anyone would want to see Bush's penis would be  LiberalFighter   Aug-21-09 08:28 PM   #44 
     - This is obviously a sock.  Touchdown   Aug-22-09 01:56 AM   #75 
     - Same with Harry Reid's balls  Sebastian Doyle   Aug-22-09 09:53 PM   #121 
     - Someone must have asked, because here are the pics.  theothersnippywshrub   Aug-22-09 07:10 AM   #82 
     - I just assumed he didn't have one.  rebel with a cause   Aug-22-09 11:11 PM   #124 
  - Well who doesn't???  NYC_SKP   Aug-21-09 07:25 PM   #7 
  - I want to see his penis too. But for a whole 'nother reason.  HopeOverFear   Aug-21-09 07:27 PM   #10 
  - Ha! LMAO!  Jennicut   Aug-21-09 07:47 PM   #25 
  - I'm not so sure it IS for a "whole 'nother reason".  chalky   Aug-21-09 08:18 PM   #40 
  - GIRL ME TOO!!!!!!!!  deep1   Aug-21-09 11:18 PM   #68 
  - ...  ccharles000   Aug-21-09 11:58 PM   #70 
  - That's the first thought that popped into my head, too!  muffin1   Aug-22-09 07:36 PM   #107 
  - First they obsess over the Clenis, and now the Obenis n/t  Blaukraut   Aug-21-09 07:28 PM   #11 
  - Will they be carrying "Show Me Obama's Penis" signs at Birfer rallies? n/t  Ian David   Aug-21-09 07:29 PM   #14 
  - ROFL @ "Obenis"  HopeOverFear   Aug-21-09 07:30 PM   #15 
  - DUzy!  alsame   Aug-21-09 07:35 PM   #17 
  - Classic....the Obenis is socialist too.  Jennicut   Aug-21-09 07:48 PM   #26 
  - Does it give to you according to your need?  appal_jack   Aug-21-09 08:08 PM   #35 
  - Clenis Clenis BObenis Banana Fanna Fo Fenis ... Me My Moe Menis ... Clenis!  gauguin57   Aug-22-09 02:25 AM   #77 
  - Finally, freepers and GD: Pers have something in common n/t  Seen the light   Aug-21-09 07:29 PM   #13 
  - Maybe we should start posting pictures of penises on FR so they have something for comparison?  Ian David   Aug-21-09 07:34 PM   #16 
     - Maybe they could just arrange to take a shower with James Dobson.  Arkansas Granny   Aug-23-09 01:20 PM   #129 
  - What d'ya expect from a bunch of dicks? nt  polichick   Aug-21-09 07:35 PM   #18 
  - I don't know about you Democratic males, but the right sure does obsess  Peacetrain   Aug-21-09 07:36 PM   #19 
  - Great. Now we have to face Penis Panels. n/t  Ian David   Aug-21-09 07:37 PM   #20 
     - Penis Panels! lmao n/t  Blaukraut   Aug-21-09 07:44 PM   #22 
  - Oh, I can't wait to see the new signs at the next birther protest. nt  alsame   Aug-21-09 07:43 PM   #21 
  - Well get in line!  Clio the Leo   Aug-21-09 07:46 PM   #23 
  - no thanks  ruggerson   Aug-21-09 07:54 PM   #27 
     - I feel a poll coming on.  Jackeens   Aug-21-09 08:11 PM   #37 
     - You mean you feel a pole coming on? Hehehe  HopeOverFear   Aug-21-09 08:20 PM   #41 
        - That level of smut...  Jackeens   Aug-21-09 08:26 PM   #43 
           - hehehehehehe  HopeOverFear   Aug-21-09 09:46 PM   #60 
     - Sorry, I'm a 'Bama fan ........  Clio the Leo   Aug-21-09 08:30 PM   #45 
  - Now that is hitting bottom...Love it!! losers..  and-justice-for-all   Aug-21-09 07:47 PM   #24 
  - There is a reason I don't spend time over there.  sellitman   Aug-21-09 07:56 PM   #28 
  - How do these idiots get through life?  madmax   Aug-21-09 07:57 PM   #29 
  - Wow! Really?  MadMaddie   Aug-21-09 07:58 PM   #30 
  - I have suspicions that Obama doesn't have  Generator   Aug-21-09 07:59 PM   #31 
  - That condition is called P.E.R.V. (Penis Envy Rocks Vermin).  Jackeens   Aug-21-09 08:00 PM   #32 
  - ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##  DU GrovelBot   Aug-21-09 08:00 PM   #33 
  - I'm sure they'll demand the long form in this case too. n/t  Silent3   Aug-21-09 08:05 PM   #34 
  - Hey, where all the white women at?  DefenseLawyer   Aug-21-09 08:11 PM   #36 
  - ha ha ...........  Clio the Leo   Aug-21-09 08:39 PM   #47 
  - I know just the expert for this  Politicalboi   Aug-21-09 08:12 PM   #38 
  - If Obama is NOT circumcised, it would finally put the "secret Muslim" thing to rest. n/t  Ian David   Aug-21-09 08:18 PM   #39 
  - His father's people (the Luo) were opposed to circumcision....  Jackeens   Aug-21-09 08:26 PM   #42 
  - You would think  Politicalboi   Aug-21-09 08:54 PM   #52 
  - Hey, Do You Have Showtime and/or Have Seen the Show "Nurse Jackie"?  Yavin4   Aug-22-09 09:09 PM   #115 
  - Ah, the homoerotic undertones of the Freepers on display again.  argonaut   Aug-21-09 08:37 PM   #46 
  - LOL  mzmolly   Aug-21-09 08:40 PM   #49 
  - Preaching to the choir but ... Sinclair is/was a wanted criminal fraud  mzmolly   Aug-21-09 08:39 PM   #48 
  - So wait, Obama's penis can cure tumors?  Drunken Irishman   Aug-21-09 09:05 PM   #53 
     - Ha!  mzmolly   Aug-21-09 09:07 PM   #55 
  - Sounds pretty gay to me. Aren't most Freepers male? And aren't they homophobes?  jesus_of_suburbia   Aug-21-09 08:45 PM   #50 
  - Hospitals circumsize babies without parent's permission? Really?  Beaverhausen   Aug-21-09 08:48 PM   #51 
  - My grandfather wasn't circumsized.  Drunken Irishman   Aug-21-09 09:06 PM   #54 
  - If you're Republican, the hospital assumes you don't know what's in your own best interest. n/t  Ian David   Aug-21-09 09:56 PM   #62 
  - You're not saying that cutting is in the boy's best interest, are you?  Touchdown   Aug-22-09 01:44 AM   #74 
     - FINALLY! Someone's trying to turn this thread into a circumcision fight!!!  smalll   Aug-22-09 02:07 AM   #76 
        - That's why I said "Oh nevermind."  Touchdown   Aug-22-09 03:12 AM   #79 
        - They think having a foreskin will fix all the sexual dysfunctions that plague them.  Ian David   Aug-22-09 07:39 AM   #84 
  - Back in the 60s it was just done. Part of the entertainment package.  Touchdown   Aug-22-09 01:42 AM   #73 
  - Two of my children were born in the 60's. Circumcision was discussed with us and  Arkansas Granny   Aug-22-09 08:59 AM   #91 
  - It's not. true.  RichGirl   Aug-22-09 06:09 AM   #80 
  - Free Republic: Proof that insecure righties have penis envy!  johnfunk   Aug-21-09 09:13 PM   #56 
  - That's the old Oily Taters, Kenyan Birth Certificate thread.  Monk06   Aug-21-09 09:29 PM   #57 
  - He had it tattooed.....when flaccid it says "Baca".....when erect it says.......  thelordofhell   Aug-21-09 09:29 PM   #58 
  - ROFL!!! n/t  Ian David   Aug-21-09 09:54 PM   #61 
  - :roflmaopmp: n/t  madmax   Aug-21-09 10:01 PM   #63 
  - Welcome to Jamaica, Have A Nice Day  jberryhill   Aug-21-09 10:40 PM   #65 
  - They should keep their fantasies to themselves  KingFlorez   Aug-21-09 09:44 PM   #59 
  - So they circumcise without asking? What if they are jewish?  MiniMe   Aug-21-09 10:35 PM   #64 
  - They wanted to see Bill Clinton's, too.  LynnTheDem   Aug-21-09 11:06 PM   #67 
  - Here's the comment where the BIRTHER fantasizes seeing him "drop trou.."  Cell Whitman   Aug-21-09 11:52 PM   #69 
  - Unfuckingbelievable. Really. Just when you think they couldn't be more ignorant.  mnhtnbb   Aug-23-09 11:32 AM   #125 
  - Just what we need ... another right-wing, presidential penis obsession!  BattyDem   Aug-22-09 12:47 AM   #71 
  - Oh, god, I hope they run with this.  krispos42   Aug-22-09 01:05 AM   #72 
  - I wonder if I'm reaching by stating how I find this to be extremely RACIST!!!  vaberella   Aug-22-09 03:01 AM   #78 
  - You are correct on all counts. n/t  Ian David   Aug-22-09 08:47 AM   #88 
  - There isn't a hospital in this country that would perform a  sufrommich   Aug-22-09 06:43 AM   #81 
  - They just want to know if he's really as BIG as they think he is.  Honeycombe8   Aug-22-09 07:33 AM   #83 
  - Sounds like two sexually repressed conservative ladies  Thucydides   Aug-22-09 08:18 AM   #85 
  - As the only DUer who has seen his penis, let me tell you  AngryAmish   Aug-22-09 08:29 AM   #86 
  - good lord  d_r   Aug-22-09 08:36 AM   #87 
  - Wow! Just--WOW!  TheManInTheMac   Aug-22-09 08:48 AM   #89 
  - Truely the funniest thread I have seen in a while  PBS Poll-435   Aug-22-09 08:48 AM   #90 
  - I thought they were against the Pubic Option?  demwing   Aug-22-09 10:17 AM   #92 
  - finally, the clenis is replaced by the obenis.  dionysus   Aug-22-09 10:22 AM   #95 
  - Quite a few people around here have a pretty strong preoccupation with it, too. n/t  QC   Aug-22-09 10:32 AM   #96 
  - No, they don't. They have enough reasons to feel insecure already. nt  eppur_se_muova   Aug-22-09 12:07 PM   #97 
  - Bottom line--they are insecure jealous assholes!  Joe Bacon   Aug-22-09 12:33 PM   #98 
  - where do these people come from...???  windbreeze   Aug-22-09 12:46 PM   #99 
  - Stupidistan?  Stephanie   Aug-22-09 09:23 PM   #119 
  - I'm sure they do, but then they'd be really depressed when they looked at their own!  Phx_Dem   Aug-22-09 04:51 PM   #100 
  - If he is not circumcised, that proves that he is NOT a Muslim  Douglas Carpenter   Aug-22-09 06:35 PM   #101 
  - Not true!!  Jackeens   Aug-22-09 07:23 PM   #104 
     - well circumcision is required in the Muslim religion...I have never heard of a Muslim  Douglas Carpenter   Aug-22-09 07:29 PM   #106 
        - Opposition to circumcision is rare in the Muslim world, that's what makes the Luo stand out n/t  Jackeens   Aug-22-09 07:40 PM   #109 
  - Just when you think they can't possibly reach lower.... they do...  RollWithIt   Aug-22-09 06:48 PM   #102 
  - ...reach lower...  Raster   Aug-22-09 07:40 PM   #108 
  - They finally noticed we are talking about them.  Starry Messenger   Aug-22-09 07:08 PM   #103 
  - Actually, one of the most widely-read liberal bloggers picked up on it, not us...  Ian David   Aug-22-09 09:03 PM   #111 
  - The link in my post goes to your thread.  Starry Messenger   Aug-22-09 09:04 PM   #113 
     - Oh, I got that. It just seems like they think *I* found the penis thing on FR.  Ian David   Aug-22-09 09:06 PM   #114 
        - Ah, gotcha.  Starry Messenger   Aug-22-09 09:10 PM   #116 
  - if they weren't such udder morans, they'd realize we're only casting asparagus at them  unpossibles   Aug-22-09 09:59 PM   #122 
     - I know, it's a guilty pleasure at times though.  Starry Messenger   Aug-23-09 01:10 PM   #128 
  - What, they've never seen one before?  DailyGrind51   Aug-22-09 07:28 PM   #105 
  - Blazing Saddles Anyone?  Yavin4   Aug-22-09 09:03 PM   #112 
  - So they can see what one looks like?  Mz Pip   Aug-22-09 09:14 PM   #117 
  - They just want to see his Kenyan "Long Form"..... :-)  PatGund   Aug-22-09 09:37 PM   #120 
  - LOL!  JaneQPublic   Aug-23-09 01:04 PM   #127 
  - Holy shit  Old Codger   Aug-22-09 10:05 PM   #123 
  - Git you ass outa my cuntry  comrade snarky   Aug-23-09 12:08 PM   #126 
  - Then for once we agree.  Fearless   Aug-23-09 01:20 PM   #130 
  - So these people are supposedly for "Freedom" but they think circumcision should be mandatory?  Arugula Latte   Aug-23-09 01:26 PM   #133 

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