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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 02:56 AM
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48. Shitfaced drunk and did a face plant leaving a bar is my guess.
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  -Ann Coulter silenced - her jaw wired shut. Who says prayers aren't sometimes answered? 11 Bravo  Nov-25-08 10:30 AM   #0 
  - Whoa. Hallelujah!  prodn2000   Nov-25-08 10:31 AM   #1 
  - She might be going on a diet,  NI4NI   Nov-25-08 10:43 AM   #12 
  - But HOW did she break it.. or WHY? I'm thinking plastic surgery.  FormerRushFan   Nov-26-08 08:56 AM   #51 
     - Elective surgery would be out of the question right now,  sufrommich   Nov-26-08 08:58 AM   #52 
        - Things go wrong, and it would be a good excuse for her lack of appearances.  FormerRushFan   Nov-26-08 09:04 AM   #53 
  - del  ksoze   Nov-25-08 10:56 AM   #17 
  - That is incredible pain I wouldnt wish on anyone.  bunnies   Nov-25-08 10:33 AM   #2 
  - You may have a point.  Barack08   Nov-25-08 10:34 AM   #4 
  - Oh... I'm sure most people here will agree with you.  bunnies   Nov-25-08 10:37 AM   #6 
     - I don't find joy in it either, but for an altogether different reason.  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Nov-25-08 01:17 PM   #37 
  - With Coulter it was probably elective surgery. The anorexic skank ...  11 Bravo   Nov-25-08 10:38 AM   #7 
  - heh.  bunnies   Nov-25-08 10:42 AM   #9 
  - Welcome to the Dark Side.  11 Bravo   Nov-25-08 01:18 PM   #38 
  - Ha Ha...funny...screw Ann..n/t  Doityourself   Nov-25-08 12:49 PM   #33 
     - No thanks  EastTennesseeDem   Nov-26-08 01:46 AM   #47 
  - I don't wish pain, but I'm sure her pal Limbaugh will fix her up...  hlthe2b   Nov-25-08 10:47 AM   #13 
  - Yep. A broken jaw comes with some *serious* meds.  bunnies   Nov-25-08 10:53 AM   #16 
  - Thankfully Coulter is not human and feels no pain.  Drunken Irishman   Nov-25-08 12:51 PM   #34 
  - No wonder we haven't heard from her in recent weeks.  DinahMoeHum   Nov-25-08 10:33 AM   #3 
  - Looks like God hath passed His judgement  Downtown Hound   Nov-25-08 10:35 AM   #5 
  - How ironic  BumRushDaShow   Nov-25-08 10:38 AM   #8 
  - Could it be that a woman who Coulter said should die during an abortion or  cliffordu   Nov-25-08 10:43 AM   #10 
  - Best wishes to Ann. Ouch!!! Hope you re-arrange your thought patterns as well, while you are at it,  wake.up.america   Nov-25-08 10:43 AM   #11 
  - Now if she would just break a few fingers  Demobrat   Nov-25-08 10:51 AM   #14 
  - There is a GOD  Jennicut   Nov-25-08 10:52 AM   #15 
  - Did a quick search. Reason for broken jaw "uncertain"...  nomaco-10   Nov-25-08 10:57 AM   #18 
  - Whatever the reason  ObamaVision   Nov-25-08 11:01 AM   #21 
  - Somebody must of pulled too hard on the bit while riding  ksoze   Nov-25-08 10:57 AM   #19 
  - This one made me laugh out loud  English Lady   Nov-25-08 11:53 AM   #28 
  - I hereby call for a ban on all wire-cutting instruments....they are a danger to humanity n/t  TK421   Nov-25-08 10:58 AM   #20 
  - Hopefully it will heal shut.  PAVet4Murtha   Nov-25-08 11:02 AM   #22 
  - She makes men sit down to pee at her house  ericgtr   Nov-25-08 11:02 AM   #23 
  - WTF?  apnu   Nov-25-08 11:52 AM   #27 
  - Awesome! Please let it be permanent. eom  nyc 4 Biden   Nov-25-08 11:04 AM   #24 
  - Gee and I always thought  nykym   Nov-25-08 11:09 AM   #25 
  - Everybody pray for a miracle that her teeth fuse together!  Dangerously Amused   Nov-25-08 11:50 AM   #26 
  - Wonders never cease.  political_Dem   Nov-25-08 11:56 AM   #29 
  - Now we need to break her fingers so she can't type her column or books  scheming daemons   Nov-25-08 11:56 AM   #30 
  - alas ... merely temporary ...  zbdent   Nov-25-08 12:39 PM   #31 
  - Her Bitchness  JimboBillyBubbaBob   Nov-25-08 12:46 PM   #32 
  - Looks like I better DVR The Daily Show.  walldude   Nov-25-08 01:02 PM   #35 
  - God Hates Ann.  Oregonian   Nov-25-08 01:03 PM   #36 
  - Okay, who punched her out?  americanstranger   Nov-25-08 01:30 PM   #39 
  - I think I just OD'd a little on irony and schadenfreude. n/t  Shakespeare   Nov-25-08 01:47 PM   #40 
  - I vote yes on making it permanent.  AtomicKitten   Nov-25-08 02:05 PM   #41 
  - Shsshhhhh........ listen.......  ValhallaChaser   Nov-25-08 02:45 PM   #42 
  - Her jaw must have hit the floor with tremendous force when Barack officially won.  Kristi1696   Nov-25-08 02:58 PM   #43 
  - Supposedly she took a nasty fall  RamboLiberal   Nov-26-08 01:14 AM   #44 
  - LOL!!  Swamp Rat   Nov-26-08 01:29 AM   #45 
  - I always believed she probably liked "the rough stuff" - nt  happychatter   Nov-26-08 01:34 AM   #46 
  - Shitfaced drunk and did a face plant leaving a bar is my guess.  FKA MNChimpH8R   Nov-26-08 02:56 AM   #48 
  - I don't wish her ill  MrsBrady   Nov-26-08 03:08 AM   #49 
  - It is sick and twisted to make fun of this  sellitman   Nov-26-08 08:47 AM   #50 
 

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