| -Unbelievable. The Freepers are pushing a new lifestyle. Get the padded rooms ready. |
kwenu |
Nov-07-08 08:01 AM |
#0 |
-
13) Move out of mom's basement |
Botany |
Nov-07-08 08:03 AM |
#1 |
 -
Now THAT is funny... |
Sulawesi |
Nov-07-08 08:23 AM |
#15 |
 -
13a) Make yer own damn sandwich; mom's damn tired after picking up |
blondeatlast |
Nov-07-08 08:36 AM |
# |
 -
NO! Encourage them to go those stairs and barricade themselves |
acmavm |
Nov-07-08 08:39 AM |
#30 |
 -
And pick up your fucking skateboard. |
EastTennesseeDem |
Nov-07-08 09:38 AM |
#66 |
  -
FReepers don't skate and Punks aren't Republicans. |
YOY |
Nov-07-08 01:12 PM |
#142 |
 -
"Move to the woods" |
pokerfan |
Nov-07-08 01:24 PM |
#144 |
  -
No Don't move to the woods. I don't want those assholes in my PLAYGROUND. |
dkofos |
Nov-07-08 02:45 PM |
#157 |
 -
May I provide you with some advice. |
whistler162 |
Nov-07-08 02:18 PM |
#154 |
-
the "stupid" home schooling their kids???? |
loveable liberal |
Nov-07-08 08:07 AM |
#2 |
 -
He forgot hockey. |
screembloodymurder |
Nov-07-08 08:12 AM |
#6 |
  -
Oh, please no. |
northernsoul |
Nov-07-08 08:14 AM |
#8 |
 -
Amen brother. |
loveable liberal |
Nov-07-08 09:17 AM |
#52 |
 -
Imagine Palin teaching her kids...anything! nt |
old mark |
Nov-07-08 08:24 AM |
#18 |
  -
"Ok, kids...today we're going to learn about... |
TwoSparkles |
Nov-07-08 08:36 AM |
#29 |
 -
Eh, screw it. Let's go to the mall." |
rucky |
Nov-07-08 06:01 PM |
#167 |
 -
They're a bunch of "zero's" alright |
peace frog |
Nov-07-08 08:34 AM |
#26 |
 -
mom's basement will get really crowded |
DBoon |
Nov-07-08 09:17 AM |
#53 |
-
Hey that's great - it looks like there is a fringe element |
OhioBlues |
Nov-07-08 08:07 AM |
#3 |
-
Wow I wish my parents loved ME that much... |
CatBO |
Nov-07-08 08:09 AM |
#4 |
 -
What kind of a future does he expect for his kids? |
Vash the Stampede |
Nov-07-08 08:20 AM |
#11 |
-
Yeah, no kidding |
StreetKnowledge |
Nov-07-08 12:34 PM |
#133 |
-
After 8 years of Bush this is the lifestyle they deserve and |
katmondoo |
Nov-07-08 08:12 AM |
#5 |
-
I don't know... in their mighty dozens they may be able to ruin our plans |
rockymountaindem |
Nov-07-08 08:12 AM |
#7 |
-
Yesterday they thought the Illinois lottery Pick 3 that came out on Nov 5th which was... |
Doityourself |
Nov-07-08 08:14 AM |
#9 |
-
and they accuse us of hating our country |
unpossibles |
Nov-07-08 08:15 AM |
#10 |
-
That's hilarious! I wonder if they've ever read the Constitution they are carrying around? |
leeann1317 |
Nov-07-08 08:21 AM |
#12 |
 -
That one stood out to me too. |
surrealAmerican |
Nov-07-08 11:15 AM |
#90 |
 -
they have the Bushco amended version - it's very short |
central scrutinizer |
Nov-07-08 12:33 PM |
#131 |
  -
That's a blatant lie! |
Shipwack |
Nov-07-08 11:12 PM |
#187 |
 -
Yeah, the irony on that one is staggering. |
AZBlue |
Nov-07-08 02:05 PM |
#150 |
 -
Or anything by or about Karl Marx? (Clearly not, or they would know better than to |
GreenPartyVoter |
Nov-08-08 09:53 AM |
#194 |
-
Let's see: Move to the woods... |
chemp |
Nov-07-08 08:22 AM |
#13 |
 -
Excellent Point.... |
Steely_Dan |
Nov-08-08 10:42 AM |
#197 |
 -
Excellent Point.... |
Steely_Dan |
Nov-08-08 10:42 AM |
#198 |
-
I have a better idea. |
Xap |
Nov-07-08 08:22 AM |
#14 |
-
They have worked 24/7 to become a fringe group, and have succeeded |
peacetrain |
Nov-07-08 08:23 AM |
#16 |
-
wtf to #8? |
kagehime |
Nov-07-08 08:24 AM |
#17 |
-
keep the feds as ignorant of them as possible ... call the federal government for everything. |
colonel odis |
Nov-07-08 08:27 AM |
#19 |
 -
I noticed that too. |
Bleachers7 |
Nov-07-08 09:32 AM |
#62 |
 -
LOL |
Scurrilous |
Nov-07-08 10:54 AM |
#85 |
 -
Yeah, you would think the level of cognitive dissonance swirling around in their heads |
cemaphonic |
Nov-07-08 11:32 AM |
#100 |
-
wait, what? |
foo_bar |
Nov-07-08 08:29 AM |
#20 |
 -
I'm just trying to picture |
tomg |
Nov-07-08 09:33 AM |
#63 |
-
maybe it's compressed into a Jack Chick pellet, "Das Kapital or die Satan?" |
foo_bar |
Nov-07-08 12:37 PM |
#134 |
-
There'll be a BOOM in the sale of little red wagons |
classicfilmfan |
Nov-07-08 10:24 PM |
#181 |
-
In fairness, the first reply was from a decent person: |
Marsala |
Nov-07-08 08:31 AM |
#21 |
 -
One rational person in a sea of insanity. They won't last long. n/t |
nomaco-10 |
Nov-07-08 08:46 AM |
#37 |
 -
Other FReeps are actually agreeing with this loon? |
quantessd |
Nov-07-08 12:25 PM |
#125 |
-
That's pretty tame for Freepers, to be quite honest |
TornadoTN |
Nov-07-08 12:29 PM |
#129 |
-
14) And everyone who made fun of us in elementary school will be *sorry*. |
Orsino |
Nov-07-08 08:32 AM |
#22 |
-
Shut off your internet accounts.... |
LoKnLoD |
Nov-07-08 08:32 AM |
#23 |
 -
If they move to the woods they'll be to far out for DSL.. |
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin |
Nov-07-08 09:20 AM |
#55 |
-
That would explain the 1996 interface they've got over there |
Viking12 |
Nov-08-08 10:55 AM |
#199 |
-
So, they're all paranoid and canning their food.... |
TwoSparkles |
Nov-07-08 08:32 AM |
#24 |
 -
What you said..... |
RichGirl |
Nov-07-08 09:14 AM |
#51 |
 -
Freepers are, and always WILL be "party first" over country. |
bushisanidiot |
Nov-07-08 09:29 AM |
#60 |
-
6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere, |
JohnMcCant2008 |
Nov-07-08 08:34 AM |
#25 |
 -
And these idiots were promoting Palin, who either hasn't read or can't understand the Constitution |
DeschutesRiver |
Nov-07-08 11:53 AM |
#106 |
 -
this idea could actually start a new profession |
busybl |
Nov-07-08 10:20 PM |
#179 |
-
How the hell do these nutbars think Obama "stole" the election--is that the |
wienerdoggie |
Nov-07-08 08:35 AM |
#27 |
 -
Yeah -- he stole almost every state!! |
driver8 |
Nov-07-08 08:43 AM |
#35 |
-
Rather than sticking their collective heads in the sand |
randr |
Nov-07-08 08:36 AM |
#28 |
-
Make every possible effort to do business ONLY with like minded thinkers. |
boobooday |
Nov-07-08 08:39 AM |
#31 |
-
They're just proving in print what we already knew... |
nomaco-10 |
Nov-07-08 08:41 AM |
#32 |
 -
I really wish they would do this--while the rest of America goes about its |
wienerdoggie |
Nov-07-08 08:53 AM |
#42 |
-
"DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET INVOLVED IN ANY FEDERAL PROGRAMS." |
Dawgs |
Nov-07-08 08:43 AM |
#33 |
 -
Will Joe the Plumber get off of welfare? |
Bleachers7 |
Nov-07-08 09:34 AM |
#65 |
  -
hey, he paid into welfare......he is just trying to get his money back! |
ladywnch |
Nov-07-08 12:09 PM |
#113 |
 -
or accept any federal aid after the next hurricaine |
Terran |
Nov-07-08 10:37 AM |
#79 |
 -
My thoughts exactly. These idiots are hilarious. |
Tutonic |
Nov-07-08 09:41 PM |
#173 |
-
NOW they decide to go GREEN. sheesh! n/t |
kdsusa |
Nov-07-08 08:43 AM |
#34 |
-
Anyone watch SouthPark last night? This guy is the one that built the bunker. |
Dawgs |
Nov-07-08 08:44 AM |
#36 |
 -
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good and everyone ended up at the hospital |
Ichingcarpenter |
Nov-07-08 08:47 AM |
#38 |
-
This guy ACTUALLY BELIEVES he is John Galt. |
olkaz |
Nov-07-08 08:47 AM |
#39 |
-
yeesh...i got to stop reading FR quotes... |
Blue_Tires |
Nov-07-08 08:47 AM |
#40 |
-
14) Learn how to make a noose so you can hang yourself and your ilk n/t |
zulchzulu |
Nov-07-08 08:49 AM |
#41 |
-
Holy Crap. This is just crazy talk! n/t |
spelldmilk |
Nov-07-08 08:55 AM |
#43 |
-
Does this mean that the Freeps will give up their social security and disability checks? |
yardwork |
Nov-07-08 08:59 AM |
#44 |
-
Don't forget to build those separate shacks for the women folk... |
nomaco-10 |
Nov-07-08 08:59 AM |
#45 |
-
They want to drop out of society and move into the woods? |
Cali_Democrat |
Nov-07-08 09:00 AM |
#46 |
-
They |
Gilligan |
Nov-07-08 09:05 AM |
#47 |
-
Ah, the ravings of lunatics. |
Alter Ego |
Nov-07-08 09:05 AM |
#48 |
-
I support them 100% |
pipi_k |
Nov-07-08 09:08 AM |
#49 |
 -
oh not South Dakota |
busybl |
Nov-07-08 10:24 PM |
#180 |
-
"pull your money completely out of your bank. It will reduce the harsh effects of the crash" |
slampoet |
Nov-07-08 09:10 AM |
#50 |
-
So they want to live the Unabomber lifestyle? |
DBoon |
Nov-07-08 09:18 AM |
#54 |
-
They should all be locked in a room, each with a gun and a note saying |
bushisanidiot |
Nov-07-08 09:22 AM |
#56 |
 -
What a wonderful idea! Heavens to Betsey how could I be so mean as to |
Ozma |
Nov-07-08 10:11 AM |
#73 |
-
aughhhhh...but even one left |
pipi_k |
Nov-07-08 11:15 AM |
#89 |
-
13) Stand in line no longer than 8 hrs. for the next computer gaming system. |
Vinca |
Nov-07-08 09:26 AM |
#57 |
 -
Don't insult Gamers. |
YOY |
Nov-07-08 10:25 AM |
#76 |
-
Seconded. (nt) |
FatDave |
Nov-07-08 12:32 PM |
#130 |
-
Shoudn't they have been doing all that stuff anyway? |
nxylas |
Nov-07-08 09:28 AM |
#58 |
 -
They've just been waiting for someone to lead them out of... |
nomaco-10 |
Nov-07-08 09:40 AM |
#67 |
-
'Money will feed the marxist beast', and the 'alinsky' form of govt. .... whoo-boy they're nuts |
codjh9 |
Nov-07-08 09:29 AM |
#59 |
-
I think some of these are very good ideas for them. |
Bleachers7 |
Nov-07-08 09:30 AM |
#61 |
 -
I bet they'll do number 11, bigtime |
nxylas |
Nov-07-08 09:45 AM |
#68 |
-
In a word... |
LynnTheDem |
Nov-07-08 09:34 AM |
#64 |
 -
I recently read |
8 track mind |
Nov-07-08 09:52 AM |
#70 |
-
Bah |
LatteLibertine |
Nov-07-08 09:49 AM |
#69 |
-
They left out: |
Gilligan |
Nov-07-08 10:01 AM |
#71 |
 -
Oh how I LOVE Dr. Strangelove.... |
Marthanna |
Nov-07-08 10:07 PM |
#178 |
-
I say just let them wallow in it until they self-destruct |
bob_weaver |
Nov-07-08 10:03 AM |
#72 |
-
Now all of a sudden they give a fuck about the Constitution? |
Lilith Velkor |
Nov-07-08 10:22 AM |
#74 |
-
4) Homeschool your kids. |
YOY |
Nov-07-08 10:24 AM |
#75 |
 -
OK how's this for scary? |
pipi_k |
Nov-07-08 11:19 AM |
#91 |
-
Hmm. Freepers living off the land? Now that's funny. No portapotties, guys. Dig a latrine. |
yellowcanine |
Nov-07-08 10:25 AM |
#77 |
-
These nuts have been espousing 'spartan lifestyles' forever. |
cliffordu |
Nov-07-08 10:25 AM |
#78 |
-
cool, maybe they'll just hide in their bunkers for 8 years! Feel sorry for their kids, though. |
krabigirl |
Nov-07-08 10:44 AM |
#80 |
-
I'm Dale Grible, and I approve this message |
BlueDogDemocratNH |
Nov-07-08 10:47 AM |
#81 |
-
What a bunch of morans. |
Barack08 |
Nov-07-08 10:47 AM |
#82 |
-
That's pretty much how I've lived for a while now. |
sofa king |
Nov-07-08 10:48 AM |
#83 |
-
Buncha Timothy McVeighs in the making, eh? |
Erin Elizabeth |
Nov-07-08 10:52 AM |
#84 |
 -
...Timothy McVeighs, Ruby Ridge, Waco.... |
cyndensco |
Nov-07-08 11:49 AM |
#105 |
-
Oh lord. These people are all kinds of crazy. |
KathieG |
Nov-07-08 10:55 AM |
#86 |
-
What's this "zero" stuff? |
MathGuy |
Nov-07-08 11:08 AM |
#87 |
 -
it's going to be their pet name for Obama......'O'= zero.....get it? aren't they clever? |
ladywnch |
Nov-07-08 12:13 PM |
#116 |
-
Thanks. |
MathGuy |
Nov-07-08 08:45 PM |
#169 |
-
Oh yeah, and some other suggestions... |
pipi_k |
Nov-07-08 11:09 AM |
#88 |
-
15. Koolaid and rat poison make an excellent breakfast drink. |
Sentinel Chicken |
Nov-07-08 11:20 AM |
#92 |
-
Do these idiots realize this was NOT a tight race |
LynneSin |
Nov-07-08 11:20 AM |
#93 |
 -
As long as there's concertina wire around it so they can't get out! |
OhioBlues |
Nov-07-08 11:45 AM |
#104 |
 -
No. The Mormon guy I work with, whose wife was off yesterday canning food... |
redqueen |
Nov-07-08 12:02 PM |
#108 |
-
Mormons have always done that food canning/storage thing. |
Sebastian Doyle |
Nov-07-08 01:09 PM |
#141 |
-
More than twice as many electoral votes and 6% more of the popular vote |
Left Is Write |
Nov-07-08 11:16 PM |
#189 |
-
I knew they were in the stone age, now they want to act like it. |
Ioo |
Nov-07-08 11:23 AM |
#94 |
-
BTW for #8 - good, I'm tired of my tax dollars going to support red states |
LynneSin |
Nov-07-08 11:23 AM |
#95 |
 -
actually that would be a good link to have. Anyone? |
knixphan |
Nov-07-08 11:25 AM |
#96 |
  -
I don't know where it's at but I remember seeing it a few years ago here on DU |
LynneSin |
Nov-07-08 11:30 AM |
#99 |
 -
Here's a chart... not a map but it's something. |
redqueen |
Nov-07-08 12:06 PM |
#111 |
-
Maybe they should all pack up and move to |
Mme. Defarge |
Nov-07-08 11:25 AM |
#97 |
-
Ah freepers clinging to their false god of hate and guns |
workinclasszero |
Nov-07-08 11:28 AM |
#98 |
-
12) Have a contingency plan. |
knixphan |
Nov-07-08 11:36 AM |
#101 |
-
This would be really cool if they would actually do it. |
renie408 |
Nov-07-08 11:40 AM |
#102 |
-
13) Move out of America and renounce your citizenship |
eshfemme |
Nov-07-08 11:45 AM |
#103 |
-
Awww, they're going all Grizzly Adams on us... |
Virginia Dare |
Nov-07-08 12:00 PM |
#107 |
 -
The poor bears... |
YOY |
Nov-07-08 12:11 PM |
#115 |
-
The economy sucks, and for the last few months, all these freepers were already |
DeschutesRiver |
Nov-07-08 12:02 PM |
#109 |
 -
I don't know why they are stocking freezers |
busybl |
Nov-07-08 10:32 PM |
#183 |
-
right, forgot about the Obama mandated shutdown of the grid |
DeschutesRiver |
Nov-08-08 09:39 AM |
#191 |
-
right, forgot about the Obama mandated shutdown of the grid |
DeschutesRiver |
Nov-08-08 09:39 AM |
#192 |
-
"COUNTRY FIRST!" |
K8-EEE |
Nov-07-08 12:06 PM |
#110 |
-
Who is this "Zero"? nt |
cat_girl25 |
Nov-07-08 12:06 PM |
#112 |
 -
Apparetly an "O" looks like a "0" to them. |
YOY |
Nov-07-08 01:24 PM |
#145 |
-
This bunch of fools doesn't deserve the attention... |
changemonger |
Nov-07-08 12:09 PM |
#114 |
-
Here they are: |
formercia |
Nov-07-08 12:13 PM |
#117 |
 -
LOL in pic #3 the guy on the left's got a pill bottle or something |
the dogfish |
Nov-07-08 12:43 PM |
#136 |
-
What if their "woods" catch fire? |
tridim |
Nov-07-08 12:17 PM |
#118 |
-
"Move to the woods" |
smoogatz |
Nov-07-08 12:18 PM |
#119 |
-
This kind of crap makes it clear how very close freepers are to the white supremicist crowd |
Oak2004 |
Nov-07-08 12:21 PM |
#120 |
-
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. |
EmeraldCityGrl |
Nov-07-08 12:22 PM |
#121 |
-
"MONEY will feed the MARXIST BEAST" |
Ignis |
Nov-07-08 12:23 PM |
#122 |
 -
This from the bunch that paid for the first dude's spray on tans! |
Virginia Dare |
Nov-07-08 01:23 PM |
#143 |
-
They are going to homeschool their children?? |
shaniqua6392 |
Nov-07-08 12:24 PM |
#123 |
 -
Pity their children...... |
formercia |
Nov-07-08 01:29 PM |
#146 |
-
I thought the Unibomber was dead or locked up or something. |
izzybeans |
Nov-07-08 12:25 PM |
#124 |
-
Apparently missing from their list: |
ddeclue |
Nov-07-08 12:26 PM |
#126 |
-
PLEASE FREEPERS, DO THIS! |
Jed Dilligan |
Nov-07-08 12:27 PM |
#127 |
-
I'm all for #4 - get their kids out of the system |
TornadoTN |
Nov-07-08 12:28 PM |
#128 |
-
Spread the poverty! |
pirate_satellite |
Nov-07-08 12:33 PM |
#132 |
 -
STOP! LMAO!! I can't see to type! |
Fire1 |
Nov-07-08 08:57 PM |
#170 |
-
I wish there was a DU vs FR website. |
Lumpsum |
Nov-07-08 12:41 PM |
#135 |
 -
talk.politics on usenet |
FatDave |
Nov-07-08 01:05 PM |
#140 |
-
Let me address Mr. Freeper's concerns, one by one....... |
Sebastian Doyle |
Nov-07-08 12:52 PM |
#137 |
-
This guy really has a thing for inappropriately placed semicolons |
anneboleyn |
Nov-07-08 12:58 PM |
#138 |
-
Ooooh! Let's all be right-wing separatists! |
FatDave |
Nov-07-08 01:02 PM |
#139 |
-
#7 works both ways, freepers. |
pamela |
Nov-07-08 01:54 PM |
#147 |
-
Well, that will solve the Social Security problem if all the RWers simply |
kestrel91316 |
Nov-07-08 02:00 PM |
#148 |
 -
Well we KNOW Joe the Plumber |
tsegat01 |
Nov-07-08 02:06 PM |
#151 |
-
An updated version of the same old paranoid survivalist |
tsegat01 |
Nov-07-08 02:05 PM |
#149 |
-
And if THAT fails, go to Plan B! |
pnorman |
Nov-07-08 02:07 PM |
#152 |
-
I hate to say it but some of his points made |
Cleita |
Nov-07-08 02:10 PM |
#153 |
 -
Ha....I thought the same thing! |
KoKo01 |
Nov-08-08 09:50 AM |
#193 |
-
PERMANENT FREEP FACIAL REACTION TO DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY: |
YOY |
Nov-07-08 02:19 PM |
#155 |
-
Their nutbar home schooling is a bad idea for us to allow |
TheKentuckian |
Nov-07-08 02:35 PM |
#156 |
 -
Can't we just take care of that problem by |
pipi_k |
Nov-07-08 05:37 PM |
#158 |
-
Maybe they can join up with PUMAs |
rosebud57 |
Nov-07-08 05:41 PM |
#159 |
-
Check out some of these comments |
loyalkydem |
Nov-07-08 05:44 PM |
#160 |
-
Sadly this actually sounds like some stuff I've read here |
Hippo_Tron |
Nov-07-08 05:44 PM |
#161 |
-
Ha ha - they're too selfish and self-centered to actually do this - |
vademocrat |
Nov-07-08 05:46 PM |
#162 |
-
#20 - Hold our breaths till we turn blue if Zero (wtf does that even mean) |
Elrond Hubbard |
Nov-07-08 05:48 PM |
#163 |
-
Funny how they are getting all "constitutional" after two years of shitting on Ron Paul |
hexola |
Nov-07-08 05:50 PM |
#164 |
-
I hear there's a nice plot of land in Guyana called "Jonestown" that's probably available. |
baldguy |
Nov-07-08 05:54 PM |
#165 |
-
This is encouraging! Did JTP write this? |
votesomemore |
Nov-07-08 05:56 PM |
#166 |
-
Wow, first Freeper post I've read entirely |
chappydog26 |
Nov-07-08 06:33 PM |
#168 |
 -
also the 1st freeper post for me to see |
joop |
Nov-07-08 09:33 PM |
#171 |
-
trying to use cash isnt a bad idea |
ellisD |
Nov-07-08 09:40 PM |
#172 |
-
What happened to buying a pool table to improve hand/eye coordination for shootin' them firearms? |
gmoney |
Nov-07-08 09:50 PM |
#174 |
-
I don't know if there's a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHmbulance big enough for that crowd! |
impeachdubya |
Nov-07-08 09:54 PM |
#175 |
-
" I love Dodge/Chrysler >, but I love my kids much more" .. so much so... |
progressivebydesign |
Nov-07-08 10:00 PM |
#176 |
-
Fess up. Which DUer infiltrated freerepublic to post this? |
gulliver |
Nov-07-08 10:07 PM |
#177 |
-
This one's going to crash the economy with his KFC salary. |
Touchdown |
Nov-07-08 10:29 PM |
#182 |
-
every once in a while I wonder |
busybl |
Nov-07-08 10:33 PM |
#184 |
-
6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere |
Dem2theMax |
Nov-07-08 10:51 PM |
#185 |
-
Zero??? |
POAS |
Nov-07-08 10:59 PM |
#186 |
 -
That's apparently only applicable if the president is a republican. |
Left Is Write |
Nov-07-08 11:15 PM |
#188 |
-
Exactly |
POAS |
Nov-08-08 06:36 AM |
#190 |
-
"give up federal programs"..ain't gonna happen, then they'll have to get a job! |
madmom |
Nov-08-08 10:03 AM |
#195 |
-
Good for them. Two reasons. |
lumberjack_jeff |
Nov-08-08 10:12 AM |
#196 |
-
"Do everything possible to minimize paying any federal taxes." |
OwnedByFerrets |
Nov-08-08 11:08 AM |
#200 |
-
These people fully supported the Patriot Act and Patriot Act II... |
Left Is Write |
Nov-08-08 11:56 AM |
#201 |