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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-03-04 09:09 PM
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6. Some people say ...
... George Bush never showed up for a year of National Guard service.

... Laura Bush ran down her boyfriend on purpose.

... young Lt. Bush had to borrow money from the son of the Teaxs GOP chairman to pay for 15-year-old Robin Lowman's abortion.

... John "SwiftLiar" O'Neill took a lot of acid in 'Nam. A lot of acid.

... George had a gay fling when he was about 22 years old.

... Bar (Mother Bush) has a $75/day smack habit.

... George never did stop drinking.

... Halliburton is paying money into a Swiss bank account co-owned by Dick Cheney.

... George shot Jeb with a BB gun, and got spanked by his mother for it. When he was 32 years old.

... George Sr. is a shape-shifting alien lizard from Zeta Reticulii 4.

... Jenna didn't have an appendectomy, she had a D&C as a result of an unprotected "addadictomy".

... Barb (the brunette twin) started smoking at age 11.

... Dick Cheney, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Rudy Giuliani, Ted Nugent, and Marvin Bush all like to vacation together in Thailand and have sex with pre-teen hookers.

Some people say these things. But I don't. No, not me. Because that would be wrong. Although other people say them.

--bkl
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