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DNC:
We're handing out a presidential nomination, not movie awards. Is Paris Hilton going to introduce the candidate? Can we get Ed McMahon up there with her making some canned joke before they open the sealed envelope? And who will the live musical performance be? I hope Obama gets the $1,000,000 case!
RNC:
I expect to see the Wicked Witch of the West's troops marching through those aisles. They better strip some of the wax off the stage, else mcCain will fall and break his hip. What poor fuckers are going to be in those seats behind the backdrop? Can we get a cage to descend for some McCain / Huckabee vs. Romney / Paul tag-team action?
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